it occurs to me that swimming pools jar jar is in danger of becoming lost media given twitter’s instability. while i do not condone the methods used to create this content i am posting it here for the sake of preservation. this is not an endorsement

Let him cook

Messi clearly caught looking ahead to Chicago on Wednesday.

this means a lot to me personally, someone who studied abroad in Spain 20 years ago

Watching two teams not score in Metlife is pretty normal

like, I know people get mad when you say liberals prefer fascists to leftists but they keep saying it

i try to never stream his music but once a month or so i let myself have a little “devil in a new dress” just as a treat

i have so many god damn questions

Spotted while out and about

new and improved mrsugarpenis dropped

really hope there are some InfoWars superfans who just kept watching once The Onion took over and are like "It's different but they're still making some points, man"

mitch mcconnell is 3 for 4 with two doubles and a single and 4 RBIs in this mets/royals game

Hell yeah student 22

When my Civ VI game gets really interesting

"My two are in their 40s, they're not going to have kids. I won't go into one of them. That's not gonna happen. So the line is burnt. It's burnt. It just burned down" - Keith Hernandez

for no reason at all, my brain remembered this and now i have to share it

um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have

You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?

You know, Al, I think this Domingo is going to be anything but Placido here tonight!

Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.

Lizzie Chances it’s 🤝 coming home In a box

my god

Prime Babe Ruth has nothing on ‘69 Dick Suck

i dont think theres a brazilian drug dealer 1 or 2 but there is a 4

Only 1 of these 10 gentlemen has a head that is wider than their neck

Yes I too must be an elite by eating Culver’s shrimp

The greatest Japanese soccer fan at a World Cup is still 2018's FUBU guy

He's coming home.

On our very first Pride Night in 2013, Jason Collins threw out the first pitch. Tonight his brother, Jarron, honors him.

If it is we have to hand it to Darvin Ham and Doc Rivers So my answer is no

go guardians

Dolan is such a fucking dweeb lmao

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

This can’t be real.

Just realized that Larry David laughs like the Joker if he was a ventriloquist dummy. Like his whole jaw goes open and closed

slight adjustments, outlined the moon and star.

Glup shitto ass name

I knew a guy who used to go to Knicks games in the upper deck for like eight bucks in the darkest days of the franchise and do whippits until he passed out and one time he came to and it was like 3 am and MSG was totally empty I hope he’s having an AMAZING night

the mlb regular season is heating up

Mitchell Robinson just found out wemby is an immigrant

I like the shot clock in basketball, they should have that for work zoom meetings

THREAD: 2026 World Cup teams as Iron Chef screenshots United States

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

They heard someone who has committed especially heinous crimes is in the building