The most successful Psy op in music

"The cost of all tickets will still be just $5, plus a convenience fee of $20.95, a processing fee of $1.17, an equity tax of 0.2% of your gross annual income, a translation fee of $4.22, and a hazard abatement surcharge of $0.22."

Let’s play some slasher music. #ChainsawDance #JackrabbitDrums

Another timely show as @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social embraces the “No tax on Tips” week zeitgeist.

“Our focus on sustainability and inclusivity has naturally led to us underwriting the drought causing plagiarism engine.”

“Hard takes. Soft pants.”

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Meat windows Salem, SD

Timeline Cleanse: My dogs are part of a fundraising campaign for the University of Oklahoma's College of Atmospheric and Geographic Sciences. I am not sure how the photographer got these shots amongst the craziness of the photoshoot.

People are trusting a robot to tell if text was written by another robot, meanwhile the below happens:

Guy met Satan on a hike? Real @drewmagary.bsky.social hours over here.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Ran up to Grand Forks, ND to rehearse with the UND percussion ensemble in advance of performing with them Wednesday. Looking forward to bringing all the chaotic slasher-inspired fun of Caleb Pickering’s “Chainsaw Dance” to life on stage.

Feel like the dog owner hatred is pretty specific to New York City. But some of these New York dogs are real bad, literally one of them in Yonkers convinced a guy to kill a bunch of people back in the 70s. No wonder folks on here are wary.

Yeah well maybe the pope IS weak on crime. But you know who isn't weak on crime? youtu.be/iqgaX_skm8w?...

[HARRY] You’ve been fighting the system for 20 years and you’ve got no discernible talent whatsoever #nightcourt ☼ #outofcontext →

Just alerting @actioncookbook.com to the fact that Columbus, GA’s minor league team is rebranding to the Scrambled dogs as their alternate uni. Look at this happy guy! clingstones.milbstore.com/collections/...

🎵 Would you know my name? If I hugged an Italian? Would it be the same? If we hugged (you’re Italian) 🎵

You can’t just be asking people this on main, m&m. But since you did ask…I did enjoy it.

In addition to this being an NFL post…it’s also window safety week.

They come a runnin’ again and again, ‘Cause every girl’s crazy ‘bout a prominent chin.

They put a warning label on rap albums.

Jackalopes should only be shown as having antelope horns. That’s where the “lope” comes from. Any jackalopes sporting deer horns are false idols!!!!!!!

Got our last Xmas Lego set done just in time for Artemis to come home.

To quote @gabrielkahane.bsky.social 🎵 And come on, heart Dress yourself in cartoon clothes Color cut and fresh cut rose Where are the arms That armed your love? 🎵

Can confirm. And if it’s already made to South Dakota…man, the plagiarism engine is probably cooked.

Maybe they just wanted to kidnap the Pope so they could get dressed up in their best white suits. He’s-a so nice! youtu.be/cAvXnBgJMdM?...

- Chekhov

Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Okay it's all bad but here are the Artemis II astronauts wearing the same kind of eclipse glasses we all wore only they're on board a space ship 200,000 miles away looking at a solar eclipse during their lunar flyby

We are going “Santa Monica” mode (living beside the ocean, leaving the fire behind, swimming out past the breakers, watching the world die).

Look gang, it’s rough out there. Might be the functional end of the world. But gosh darn it, someone has to deliver today’s lecture on how to teach timpani tuning to middle schoolers and I guess it has to be me.

And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.

Jon Meacham is speaking on campus tonight. Probably has plenty to work with.

Still getting those Easter carols in.

Was all in for Michigan last night in large part because it meant that the 13 y/o won the family and friends bracket challenge and was super excited about it. “In all the time we’ve been doing these, I’ve never won one! And now I have!”

No more waiting for Cadeau!

Artemis II today.

Not going to lie—pretty excited to get this notification today. I have what is probably a healthy amount of self-confidence, and fake plenty more, but getting outside validation from a venue this well-regarded has me feeling pretty grateful.

Game’s too soft now. Gravity was allowed to pull on the capsule harder in the 60s.

Watchmen (2019)

Cheers.

a cool thing about "cd's" is you push one button and it plays an entire album of music ad free and then (unless you request otherwise) it just stops and awaits further instruction. a very elegant system.

Seemed an appropriate day for this one, so Happy Easter from me and my not-exactly-university-approved “Angry Jack” shirt. #GoJacks

#GoJacks …and also go you.