every little thing she does is magritt everything she do is not une pipe

Allow me to recommend having your yardwork interrupted by a summer shower and watching it with a beer from the garage.

Didn’t realize Bronco Mendenhall played for the Pirates.

I didn’t know he existed before this morning, and now I have never wanted @mnufc.com to sign a player as much as I want them to sign Wout Weghorst. www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

yelping

Welcome to caipirinha summer, gang.

I am perpetually crashing out about work and/or school because of this. I have found this tumblr post a useful encapsulation of Living in These Times:

May have to buy a Scotland kit based purely on the “We’ll deep fry your hotdogs, let’s all go commando” couplet. Bill Shakespeare could never.

Look, this pizza is FINE. It's a great pizza for a regional American chain. But this pizza hasn't tested itself against the highest levels of pizza in Europe, so I'm not sure it should represent us in international competition when there are several more qualified pizzas being cooked in Belgium.

oldest guy in the picture is young jr.

1. Check to make sure the fire extinguisher in your home is not AI 2. Check to make sure it's not expired.

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

"Sure, why not."

The Spurs are good at basketball.

it happened!

Aries: Scrap your plans to see your extended family. Hatch your plans to free the penguins from the nearest aquarium.

no lies detected

Imagine the numbers Bow Wow Wow could have done if only they had the vision.

pretty much half of all modern business models were anticipated when Jim Downey said "the answer is simple: Volume" youtu.be/KodqIPMbyUg?...

A lot of oysters, but no Pearl Jam.

Just an outstanding commencement address

When I can’t remember the title “Mad Max: Fury Road”

Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire

Well, I ain’t really drowning, ‘cause I see the beach from here.

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

Again, please share. In every aspect of American history you will run smack dab into the critical contributions of Black people. It’s not Black history. It’s American history. Trying to erase it is a fool’s errand. We live it every day. time.com/5836444/blac...

It do be like that

a reminder that the first memorial day was held in may of 1865 by black folk in charleston, sc. this excerpt from a 2015 david w. blight article (history professor) tells it all:

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

WhoTF says “half a thousand”?

Palpable desire to be ensconced? Right after a day devoted to discussing novel gustatory experiences? Bluesky…you’re going to love this rare cask of Amontillado I keep in the cellar.

My old person hill to die on is you need to say “hello” and “thank you” to people working in any service industry. Treat people like people, you have to

Haven’t been doing as many actual pictures, but we went down to check out the sunset and Ash caught me with the beach knob turned up to 11.

This drink may have ruined me for the rest of the trip. Need to find another one.

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Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Hello, and welcome to the “this rental house has a pool” portion of our trip.

Driving a Pacifica to Tampa (well Tampa-adjacent beaches) for the weekend so I can get the full Phantom Island cosplay experience. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social

NYT: "no one has ever thought of teaching ranching at university" Every ag school: um, would you like to meet our cows NYT: "No, not like that. More romantic. More dilletante. Ugh, we're not /farmers/."

I love that a Patacón says, “Oh, you like plantains? What if we made the whole airplane out of plantains?”

Finished one day at the Walt Disney Family of properties…so it’s Caipirinha time.

GARBAGE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Hey, more than once I’ve been pulled over for “running” a stop sign near my house even though I came to a full stop, and I’m pretty sure it’s just because the cop was bored/not paying attention. Where’s the form to get a piece of this “weaponized justice system” fund?

Really should have gone with “Bouanga and Son”

CBS Promo: This week The Late Show is coming to an end…