I’m the David Kahn of this.

My sister got married tonight. I am intoxicated. I hope it works out. I love my family. Even you if you stumble across this.

West Lynn Cafe in Austin, TX in 2001. One of the five greatest meals in my life.

Eleanor Rigby Dear Prudence Hey Jude The Night Before Here Comes The Sun For No One Please Please Me I Want To Hold Your Hand Ticket To Ride I’ve Just Seen A Face

Dejounte Murray for Ju straight up (their salaries almost exactly match). Who says no?

For the first time in franchise history, the Timberwolves have lost a second round series. They were previously 3-0

This is probably it. Thought he found a home in Minnesota. Forgot it was a business when Connelly let him know he could be moved. Sulked and took it personally, and he's never returned.

This is the Wolves version of 41-0.

I have enjoyed very much the last four seasons of Wolves basketball. But I think it’s time for Tim C to commit fully to the Ant timeline. This current one is over.

Timberwolves playoff basketball is my favorite basketball

There is a reason so many people have Naz Reid tattoos

Feels like this one is over. Wolves not playing team basketball. Crowd not into it. Season most likely over too.

Really disappointed with Ticketmaster, 237 Global and the Varsity for not communicating information about the Afghan Whigs show today. I have no idea when to show up for soundcheck, or if the soundcheck was cancelled. No one knows anything! No one takes responsibility!

Nothing gets me scrambling for the remote/mute button faster than Kars4Kids but I regret to inform you they have dropped something approaching a banger

Dave Pasch: "You don't see championship teams lose games like this. Maybe by 20, but not like this!" literally 1 year ago:

Got the split. This was the goal. Not the result anyone wanted tonight.

🤮 this first half

Wait... Hulu just surprise-dropped an hour-long Very Special Episode of The Bear (technically called "Gary"), written by and starring Ebon Moss-Bacharach and Jon Bernthal? What?!?!

Insane.

Finchy coached his ass off this game.

Believe.

No Ant, no Dante, no Ayo, no SloMo. It’s his time.

We’re going to win tonight.

Tim C gets zero votes. Joke.

Rather get all the bad play and turnovers out of the way now and get ready for game 6.

While digging through some boxes of stuff I had as a kid (mom was a packet), I found what appears to be a almost mint arena program from the Wolves first game - 11/8/1989 against the Bulls. I can scan and attach some images if desired.

I think there was some life-flashing for the woman who looks like the busybody neighbor on “Shrinking”

Cursed.

Riling up the city Facebook group like a good citizen should.

I'm glad someone else noticed this! It's very annoying how the announcers are slightly ahead of the action and you'll hear them go "Good!!" before the shot has actually gone through the hoop.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Japandroids played the Triple Rock the night of the Sandy Hook shooting, so I've always associated this song with that event ("where everything evil disappears and dies") - this song has a power that hits beyond human comprehension and I tear up if I think about it too much.

recapped the most stunning tank-off in NBA history

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Bones, Donte, Clark, Kyle and Naz are my guess at the starting 5 tonight. Bench is TJ, Beringer, maybe Pullin, Joe?

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

My feelings about the Timberwolves are even if they get back to the WCF, this team has probably peaked as is, and some moves need to be made in the offseason. We would probably take a step back next year, but the future could be brighter as Ant hits his prime.

Bob Dylan has a Patreon now? For the seemingly AI-assisted fake historical speeches he’s been posting? Huh?? This is on his official IG page

TJ Shannon please learn to shoot layups with your right hand this offseason thank you.

Naz Reid 1/8 0/4 from 3. A few bad turnovers. Not going to get it done today with so many people out.

Going to see Bob in Rochester. Flying solo for this one. Anyone else making the trip down?

Come back soon Ant.

My friends, you are going to want to fast-forward this video to the 20:40 mark to unexpectedly hear a VERY familiar song if you are a PTA fan… m.youtube.com/watch?v=krd2...

great time to revisit the Twitter Hall of Fame

This is the only correct take from today’s game.