David Cross folks.

There is only one man for the job

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

The Green Bay Packers simply love getting tie Scorigamis

Official Prediction: ALCS: Mariners over Yankees NLCS: Phillies over Padres World Series: Phillies over Mariners in the Jamie Moyer Derby

The Cowboys have scored SIXTEEN UNANSWERED POINTS and take the lead over the Packers at Jerry World, 16-13. All to play for in the second half.

So if the Cowboys had fumbled in the end zone and the Packers recovered it for a safety, this would have been the fabled one point scenario, right? @jonbois.bsky.social

...but this is tremendous content, etc.

Well, at least we are in for an extremely normal Lynx game later.

Temu Sharkman

It's HALF TIME in Dublin as the Pittsburgh Steelers maintain a 14-6 lead, but the Minnesota Vikings are now within one score. All to play for in the second half.

An early score is countered with the opposition pouring on points, to a demoralizing degree! But enough about Fulham/Aston Villa, let's check in on the Vikings game-

*anxiously bites fingernails down to the skin* What if we kissed in the Medbed?

One Oktoberfest After Another

Kaleb Horton wrote one of the most powerful things I’ve ever read about memory and nostalgia. kalebhorton.ghost.io/memory-nosta...

Penn State loses

My dumb ass is just realizing that the Ryder Cup got shifted back to odd years because of Covid.

These SEC night games just hit different!!

"Is this the DNC?" (there is exactly one person on here who will get this)

I dressed up for the Renaissance Festival! Find me in the salmon pink t-shirt.

Absolute scenes

Kaleb Horton was a beautiful person and he will be missed.

Trying to envision the psychic wound on the state of Minnesota if the Twins had lost the 1987 World Series.

The Detroit Tigers have BOTTLED IT!!!

All eyes on The Hawthorns today as WEST BROMWICH ALBION hosts Leicester City in a battle of two top 7 clubs - who will emerge victorious?

Why does Tommy John demonstrating the Tommy John procedure look like a still from a Steve Carell comedy

Divisions are so weird - I saw another stat that said that of the four major North American men's leagues, the longest division title drought belongs to the Edmonton Oilers... who have also played in the finals 3 times in that span. The Marlins have 2 World Series titles and zero division titles!

Boston defeats Braintree in the BATTLE OF MASSACHUSETTS

Morecambe are out the relegation zone!

TIL Jaylen Brown is a genius who turned down a NASA internship to play in the NBA. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

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MALACHI FAGAN-WALCOTT with a cracking goal and York City leads Carlisle early!

Tfw the rapture is imminent

Yeovil Town's manager has departed after just one game! uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/shock-d...

Brady/Manning I was a 44-13 - Brady was on the winning end, despite not throwing for a touchdownigami www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/20...

The Saints have been visited by the Devil, as they trail 38-3 before halftime!

Mason was almost literally untouched on that TD, what on earth man

Cincinnati has not been able to protect the football!

Watching Justin Jefferson dip his gloved fingers into a vat of honey

Onward Christian SKOLdiers

Making an enormous gameday spread!* *reheating 3 different sets of leftovers

Will Bournemouth continue their wonderful start? Will Aston Villa escape the relegation zone? All to play for in another MADCAP MORNING OF FOOTY!!

Que lastima

We are so back

Watching Florida/Miami on ABC while shaking my head the entire time to indicate I don't approve of their Kimmel policy.

Big-kid win for Bradford City today, thrashing Cardiff to seize command of League One. Meanwhile, Burton has slid down to last, where they belong. Stevenage and Lincoln are on a roll, Rotherham may actually get relegated, Port Vale got an absolutely HUGE 3 points.

Things are spiralling out of control for the Bees!!!!

Brentford have BOTTLED IT!!! Two goals are surrendered to Fulham in the span of mere minutes!

Laterpogged witch

Stupidest autocorrect of the morning (so far): Darn Aid