Absolute king, next week's halftime show is going to be epochal. Fun night at the #Grammys! Walkoff music is "God Only Knows" 🥹

Kendrick joins Roberta Flack, U2, and Billie Eilish as the only artists to win Record of the Year two consecutive times.

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally

My 14YO said earlier, "there's Reba" and I'm like, how on earth do you know her? and then realized she's as well known as an actor at this point. We agreed that she joins "Dolly" as iconic mononymous entertainers.

As someone who has worked many, many live broadcasts, the Lola F-bomb that slipped through was very embarrassing for CBS, so their finger is over the dump button every second for the rest of the night.

Billie Eilish simply cannot stop winning Song of the Year

Lady Gaga has won 16 #Grammys to date, yet she is also 0 for 11 lifetime in the major categories(!) - it feels like it's shaping up to be a battle royale between Gaga, Kendrick, and Bad Bunny for the big awards of the night.

Jacko: His First Movie

Starting to think Bad Bunny's halftime show next year is gonna be an event on par with the Beatles on Ed Sullivan or Michael Jackson on Motown 25

ROSÉ is not pronounced how I thought, and "APT." is evidently not how I thought it was pronounced, either.

This is the first time this award has been given out! Tyler bests worthy designs from Wet Leg, Bad Bunny, Perfume Genius, and Djo.

This is The Cure's first Grammy! (They won Best Alternative Music Album moments later)

Tame Impala! This is just their second Grammy, after their collaboration with Justice last year.

Bumper sticker spotted on a Tesla: THIS IS MY LAST TESLA

Underrated millennial trait: we remember January Super Bowls, but they definitely now feel like a solidly February thing.

I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives

Not only this, but it is THE episode you show someone getting into MST3K for the first time. The way Tony's first flight scene comes directly out of a commercial break is nothing short of a magic moment.

COOKS HOTTER

The sun will be a white dwarf and @jjm2377.bsky.social and I will still be texting each other every 6 months in disbelief, "Bud Selig is still alive?!??"

We will never know who made amazing chili for Epstein's Super Bowl party!

Just about everything in this thread, I think "I would eat that" while also being, "I would not go out of my way to eat that" - my general aversion to sweets is taking on strange forms.

Anybody else on here doing the Mountain Goats book club for This Year this year?

The American Kennel Club doing a tribute to Catherine O'Hara is really touching; it goes to show how BEST IN SHOW is truly the best type of parody: one that treats its subject with such genuine affection, it winds up becoming one of the outstanding examples of the genre.

I can't get over Epstein being evil enough to be banned from XBox Live, that sounds like an Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt joke

Joe Pesci, Tim Curry, and Brenda Fricker outlived Catherina O'Hara, John Heard, and John Candy - life and death is so random sometimes.

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢

I wonder if Springsteen and Morello will play "The Ghost of Tom Joad" 🤔

Stu has been hired as the new president of the Minnesota Twins

The Gimli/Legolas meme but it's "I never thought I'd log on to defend the sterling journalistic integrity of Don Lemon"

One of these years, I need to go back to college to complete 12 more credits for my degree, because according to my recurring dreams, that's evidently something I need to do.

Got home and saw four huge crows up in a tree. Looked closer and there was also a huge hawk up there. All pigeons are home and safe - THANK YOU CROWS for your vigilance!

COYOTE VS ACME marketing campaign is off to a good start.

The Tom Morello show tomorrow has doors at... 10:30am?

Similar to how gambling/betting should be legal but only allowed inside casinos, every liquor store should realistically have this aesthetic, to mirror what you're doing to your body. The spotless, cozy places make it seem a little TOO homey.

What movie is this - wrong answers only

Happy birthday to Brian Fallon - I have not one but TWO friends who have named their pets after this song, and with fresh ears a decade along, this really does feel like a new standard.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Well this is obviously very scary but she was ready to SQUARE UP

UP

I don't know what's wilder: the fact that James Cromwell turns 86 today, or the realization then that he was in his mid-50s when he did his iconic 90s roles in Babe, L.A. Confidential, et al.

Trump has a visceral disgust for anything related to the human body, so Bovino's photo op at his Midway Target potty break probably had a non-negligible effect on Trump's perception.

deleting signal now that i know that it’s compromised find me in the untappd comments section

The terror that ICE and CBP have inflicted on the children of the Twin Cities is, by itself, a crime of scandalous proportions that will forever stain this country's moral fabric, and all those responsible should never know another day of peace. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Greg Bovino has accepted the head coach position for the Cleveland Browns

Local brewery advertising tonight's dinner special with tagline "Still Gotta Eat Mondays" and you know what? I respect that line of reasoning very much - we all STILL NEED TO EAT (this is your subtle reminder to go eat and/or drink a glass of water if you haven't yet this morning)

What the heck man it cannot be 10 below right now. I thought we were over that whole thing

The Mike Bowl

You know it's going to especially infuriate Stephen Miller that Alex Pretti will become the beatified saint he tried turning Charlie Kirk into.

Mike Vrabel's penis