Dick Van Dyke is okay - he's turning 100 this weekend! But this is a Tobias Fünke-ass pullquote from Dame Julie Andrews.

I don't know if there's a name for this atmospheric phenomenon, but it looked cool this morning.

There are two owls hooting to each other in the trees!

In the wake of yesterday's viral post, thanks to @kayleefabulous.bsky.social for spotting this one.

Every day is a complete nightmare and I don't know what to do!!!!

This was the round hawk in my yard yesterday! (All pigeons are safe)

Went to lay back down for a microsleep before going to shovel, managed to dream that Anderson Paak released a new hit song called "SNOOPY"

@tombasgen.bsky.social Pino Jr says he can't stand losing to Devin Booker

Bristol Rovers may actually never win again, that's 9 straight league losses, going back to the beginning of October.

Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy

Jamming out with the Fray at Yacht Club like

Headlining Minnesota Yacht Club is... Sy Abelman??!

WHAT A VOICE! The Mavericks always stood above in the world of 1990s country because of Malo's incredible singing.

RIP Raul Malo of The Mavericks 😢 SO glad I saw them last summer with Dwight Yoakam, bummed I didn’t get to catch any of their Midwest shows together this spring.

What is the deal with Instagram enshittification so that when you go to click a story/post, it often leads you to an entirely different reel until you attempt to click through a few times?

"Who's Madeleine?" is delivered so hilariously, I started randomly saying it aloud over the weekend - the dogs leaped up because they thought I was saying someone was at the door.

Sulley really did race down the sideline like this in the Disney broadcast, he had flames behind him lol

22-22 is a Scorigami 👀

Had a good old fashioned dream complete with plot, foreshadowing, symbolism, and recurring imagery.

BUTKER DOINK

*Texans are driving towards the end zone* COLLINSWORTH: There he is, Patrick Mahomes

Jeff Kent getting into the Hall of Fame before Bonds is admittedly hilarious.

CALEB WILLIAMS has BOTTLED IT

Broncos player causes a needless delay of game to allow the Raiders to kick a field goal as time expires to cover +8.5, I'm sure this is fine

Why is Pete Carroll still doing this? My man, you are 74 years old, you're older than my parents, spend time with your family.

Gonna try a new method for dicing zucchini - I think it will be more efficient and just as effective and tasty to the final product.

Mattingly and Murphy. This is a discussion-based vote, so if the room was beginning to turn in favor of letting Bonds in, I'd accept it for my third vote.

Another RAREIGAMI

This has gotta be one of the fastest games in NFL history

What a nightmare half for the Commanders

Was the Gink there?

The premise of HOME ALONE is so improbable, it takes 15 minutes of highly concentrated plot exposition at the beginning to explain how it would be even remotely possible, and it WORKS. Hughes' script checks every single box: it's the first movie I remember seeing that left me impressed by its craft.

/Iowa State, Vanderbilt, Mississippi State, Ole Miss, Minnesota, and Kansas wave as Indiana leaves the "no conference title since before the moon landing" club

Carli Lloyd and Matt Leinart in an ad in 2025... a testament to the influence of elder millennials

Both games coming down to fairly stunning conclusions

“You madman! You’ll kill us both!”, the graphic

It's giving Huey, Dewey, and Louie

Malachi Toliver... it's giving "protagonist from a Newbery Medal winning novel from 1982"

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank hitting Netflix when??

Everton in FIFTH?!?

Hard launching a new hyperfixation

What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album

Manchild has Lindsey Buckingham vibes idk

Dialing up one of the Wikipedia heavy hitters

Really DISCOURAGING DAY on PLANET EARTH!

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*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

It's somehow snowing again

Here's the NONONO hat I talked about on the air - it's somehow stayed in my wardrobe for more than 10 years.