Some in the pub just shouted "COME ON, FOOTBALL" and I really appreciate the effort that was made there ❤️

David Beckham liked that.

god help any player that proxies this card because they're going to hear the same joke every single time

These lands are gorgeous. I'm so excited for the Star Trek set!

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

Waiting to board a flight and relieved to see the pilots are talking to each other.

C H O O K 2 go You can take my

and a special welcome to greendale community college

Lord I've seen what you've done for others, is this a bit?

I haven't played a Street Fighter since Street Fighter 2 and I am mighty tempted to try out Street Fighter 6 solely because they're adding a Filipina fighter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vx...

MARIS

yeah, you could say I’m an ally

I know Reddit sucks anyway but their introduction of a For You page has made it so. much. worse.

sure a trillion dollars sounds like a lot but after tax that's only a trillion dollars

i think when a generational poster with a cartoon character profile pic dies they should retire the picture just like do with athletes and numbers

An unknown neighbor's alarm has been going off since 5:30am and my best guess is that they they woke up, realized it was 6/9, and spontaneously combusted while saying "nice"

Buddy. You’re not a prepper. Give up

My creative legacy continues to cement itself across all forms of media.

It's lunchtime and you're decided you're having quesadillas. Your hungry enough for two tortillas worth. Are you taking one tortilla, adding cheese, folding it over, and repeat for the second tortilla? Or are you doing flat tortilla, add cheese, stack second tortilla on top?

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

no lies detected

buttered toast is s-tier, actually

BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBYYYYYY

oh hell, is this going to be a problem

Your podcast must be a video Now your video podcast must have social clips Now your social clips must scale to compete with paid clippers Now you need to manage your own paid clippers Now you are no longer in the podcast business

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Alright, I've completed the Mandalorian in time to watch the movie this weekend. Broadly speaking, I've enjoyed the series. But what's really surprising/confusing about the movie trailer is...

GARBAGE - dashare.zone ADMIN

the fuck it will

im going ”gobblin’ mode” (eating lunch)

This looks really good and I'm in, but I can't help but laugh the moment Nathan Fillion shows up with the Guy Gardner haircut

don't you EVER apologize to me for party rocking

This is Natty. He's the first official team dog for the Washington Nationals. He makes his big-league debut on Friday and will learn basic skills and socialization with the team before he goes on to formal service dog training with Canine Companions. 13/10

can't do anything on zombo com these days

Watch Duty app notification season has begun 🙃

I'm once again teaching my Podcasting Essentials class to show you everything you need to get started in the wonderful world of audio. More information via the link below! jeremybent.com/podcasting-c...

lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

Everything I know about Ted Turner is from @nerdmysteries.bsky.social maximumfun.org/episodes/sec...

Trying to finish The Mandalorian in time for the movie, but I gotta say, I really love the different Mandalorian armor designs they've been creating.

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