@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

WE HAVE A PEACH MOMOKO VARIANT! Dig this gorgeous cover for our upcoming one-shot WEB OF VENOM! Coming to your local comic shop 4/8! If you want a signed (by me) copy of this beautiful book you can get it via Golden Apple Comics! They ship ANYWHERE! goldenapplecomics.com/products/web...

Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

if asians are bad drivers, expl.... actually, no, wait don't do this

me on Slack: sorry, can I get back to you? I'm buried at the moment. also me on Slack: (scrolls for 90 seconds, looking through the timeline just to make the world's worst pun from something someone said 20 minutes ago)

If the combination of breakfast and lunch is brunch, the combination of dinner and breakfast is dickfest.

Time Stranger coming out on Switch 2! My patience finally pays off.

I just think it's important that everybody sees this clip about the time DeForest "Bones" Kelley received a fan letter from a hot babe containing a weed joint

I'm starting The Mandalorian so I can be caught up before the movie releases. And there's something to be said about completely missing the discourse on something that happened in the recent past. For instance: Werner Herzog is in this?!

You’re telling me a groundhog made this day

If you've given biometrics to TSA (Pre-Check and Global Entry members) and you plan to attend a protest, you should wear a medical mask.

Please send @tightsfights.bsky.social producer Julian your condolences in this awful time

Nintendo could do the funniest thing and announce Baby Waluigi for Smash still never having added Waluigi.

I host a show where famous people talk at length about their interests in order to put you to sleep. In this episode, I sometimes get overly excited about Bigfoot and producer @gabemara.bsky.social has to calm me down. Todd Stashwick? Awesome guy.

Dr. Robby is the only person on that hospital floor hitting that hand sani.

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I made my partner wait in line with me just so I could tell Figment about this episode.

Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek

One of the funniest things of visiting a Disney theme park is viewing the wide spectrum of unlicensed merchandise folks are sporting.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King With Big Naturals

She Nobel on my peace till I prize.

The Avatar restaurant at Disney's Animal Kingdom doesn't have just a fast-food cheeseburger like Spider ate in Avatar 3 and this feels like a marketing oversight.

overhearing some dude at the bar loudly talking about Vinegar Syndrome releases and it's a real "we hate the ones who remind us ourselves" situation

I made a yard sign

People complain about LA drivers but Orlando drivers are doing the most unhinged shit out there.

I mean, I get it, but technically speaking it's more of a Plan A.

Hello, #PortfolioDay! I haven’t shared artwork in a bit. I’m a writer, illustrator, and educator. Here’s some pages from an our chapter book and a couple comics over the years.

I would put Murray Gold's Doctor Who work up there against any John Williams soundtrack, any day, any time.

ICE spotted in Northeast LA area, please share

hi! i'm co-founding a new gaming website with my former polygon colleague @zoehhannah.com. it's called mothership.blog. i made it for someone like me... the kind of website i always wished we had in our space. watch the video to learn more :D

Hulu: how can we one up Netflix on that popular show?

Anyone Else Here xkcd.com/3188/

goin' up up up

This 1947 stop motion animation does a brilliant job of explaining why it's so hard to represent a 3-dimensional globe on a 2-dimensional sheet of paper. Directed by Evelyn Lambert, an animation pioneer at Canada's National Film Board (NFB). www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQL...

Decided to start off 2026 with a movie I haven't seen before.* *I went to a theatrical screening a few years ago but fell asleep so I don't think that counts.

Texting at the Silver Lake Trader Joes on New Years Eve, texting my wife about the cheese board.

Has anyone here played the Star Wars Lego games? Would they make a good second screen game? Looking for a second screen game for Switch 2, happy to hear other suggestions too! Bonus points if it's currently discounted.

People talk about a double edged sword as something that can hurt others and also you, but it’s like dude you’re supposed to use both edges on the other guy.

To me, my X-Mas!

Colonel: Snake, this is Yule Tideman. He'll be helping on this mission YT: You're carrying the Synapse Augmenting Nano Tech Armament, or SANTA Snake: SANTA? YT: That's right. SANTA will provide PRESENTS or COAL, depending on your GOODNESS meter. Snake: Goodness. Hmmn.

You'd think with its name it would cover all sorts of stuff, but I've looked into it and Variety Magazine is basically just movie-industry things. Literally 99% of all it is about the movies, and the 1% that isn't is a colophon. Not much of a variety at all if you ask me

you guys think that girl from the cingular commerical is still bffs with Jill? idk

The new space is really something and I'm so looking forward to the shenanigans to come.

How can the Pogues have a popular Christmas song? They're just the birds from Star Trek!

Fallout Fan Has Same Music Taste As Grandpa hard-drive.net/fallout-fan-...