Still thinking about the Synology server someone was giving away in my local Buy Nothing that I missed by 20 minutes from two months ago.

“We have to stop building the Human Destroying Machine,” says CEO of Human Destroyer, Inc. Despite his concerns, the company continues to assemble the Human Destroying Machine, and recently launched the 3rd Beta of Human Destroyer.

We had trains and walkable cities and we fucked it all up.

Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community. Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!

The Magic Castle is now going to be controlled by Randy Pitchford. Yes, THAT Randy Pitchford. www.latimes.com/lifestyle/st...

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this thread was wild

Lt. Cmdr. Data going off in the group chat on What Is App.

So long, Doug Bowser

european soccer style relegation for the opinion columnists of major newspapers

They’re called ICE.

I did not expect so many ads that air during The Paper to feature the cast of The Office.

tag yourself i'm N E O N B L A D E

I was playing the demo for the upcoming Digimon game. And then I had my first battle. So that's how I learned my Digivice turns into a gun.

Hey not for nothing but uhhhh in this time of media…. stuff…. please support @maximumfun.org, a worker-owned media collective bringing you podcasts owned by their creators.

I was about to start listening to the Khan podcast and then I realized I should probably rewatch Into Darkness first

You can not abbreviate the "Hollywood Handshake" by calling it a "Paul handy"

Wanna talk about inflation, you used to be able to counter any spell for two blue mana. Now you're not gonna be able to get out of there for less than 1UU unless you want a bunch of extra add-ons!

A thing can be both hilarious and worrisome. That's absolutely a thing. Complexity exists, even in spite of social media. I am talking, of course, about Chief O'Brien's chronic shoulder issues on Deep Space 9.

Hahahahaha Apple really showing off the heteronormative assumptions of its AI summary when my wife texts me that she wants to hang out and eat dinner

can't believe a saint would do that to my mom

Vanilla is a flavor

I think it's funny, but lately on YouTube, I've been getting an ad for an ad blocker. A company can pay YouTube for an ad blocker, but the ad blocker itself is against YouTube's terms of service. And I should mention the ad blocker is by Capital One. The Bank. So everything here seems above board.

thread delivers

obligatory hooraybor day for labor day

Sonc

unfortunately this is being called "re-alived" for algorithmic reasons

if you really think about it, the beetleborgs weren't really big nor bad. they were actually the size you think they are, good beetleborgs

then die

uhhhh

sorry the sandwich guy went ham on a federal agent, but those charges were bologna. he's gotta be some kind of turkey to think they would indict. he was probably too chicken to testify anyhow

My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.

If lovely puzzle games are up your alley, may I recommend A Little to the Left? Charming music, nice, self-contained puzzles so you can hang around as little or as long as you want, and with art from @paulghammond.bsky.social to boot!

Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.

I guess if I had to rank them, my top 3 Voyager episodes are: 3. Mr. Vulcan's Wild Ride 2. Peas and Qs 1. Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee! I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sig

is this discourse

Researching double-sleeving cards, so yes, you can turn into your own worst enemy.

It's been a long time since I played Beat Saber but I bet Golden from KPop Demon Hunters would be really fun.

(No, Silksong's release date will not be announced today at Gamescom Opening Night Live, despite Geoff Keighley's teasing)

Locowtus of Borg

when a cow is Borg