this is going to do numbers on LinkedIn. Series A funding confirmed.

Uhh that seems like a bad idea, actually?

"Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame." Yeah man great pitch for a helpful service, better give gymbro Saruman here oodles of money

I *may* have broken a toe but I don't want to go to urgent care about it because then I'd have to explain that I did it by catching said toe on a bin full of eyes

Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343

Omg omg omg omg omg

The @poptartsbowl.com "honored the legacy" of the previously eaten pop tarts at the last 2 bowl games by giving jackets to cardboard pictures of them, poorly. Greatest thing ever streamed poorly to the internet. A+. Sports is back. www.instagram.com/poptartsbowl...

The wonderful game director of Alan Wake 2 confirmed the first time this conspiracy went around that it is completely untrue. Sweet Baby Inc is a Narrative & Writing company and the backlash against our team has only ever been rooted in paranoid racism. Tell your friends. I’m tired of this shit.

Here’s to 2026

Not advocating for the commercial aspects of Christmas, but I dislike going from cleaning and prep straight to end-of-year existential crisis without even a few hours of "playing with new toy*" (*toy not literal)

It's annoying to see the hand-wringing over a small number of wealthy people making empty threats to move because of tax increases, when there are actually people leaving desirable places en masse because they can't find affordable places to live

what's wrong babe you haven't touched your capybara ramen [ #plushart #sewingpattern #capybara #ramen ]

My father worked for Sears until just before Lampert burned it to the ground. High enough up that I went to the Hoffman Estates campus and met a couple CEOs. One dude shouldn't be able to destroy a company. Or a country. Or anything. But they regularly are allowed to, and make billions doing it.

james cameron every few years

So, her assisted living facility was aware that "a bunch" of residents are sick with "some virus." A doctor had to be called to give my great aunt Robitussin, but we don't know if they've tested for covid/RSV/flu. So it could be anything, she could get sicker, and they're letting it spread.

Happy Boxing Day!

I got my tree up very late this year, but i also finally have a tree skirt (might not have been my first design choice, but I think it looks cute)

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

A star glimpsed through branches. Wishing you all a peaceful holiday ⭐

My cold Christmas heart warms with folks enjoying my silly candle people works. If you’re one of the folks knew here, I hope you enjoy. You can see a few more bits and such at teeketch.art/knightlight

the tower on the hill

Squeakross is currently on sale on ALL platforms for the holidays! -Made by Picross lovers for Picross lovers -Beginner friendly tutorial & infinite hints -TONS of gameplay customization for pro-players -100% optional house decoration -Night Mode -650 puzzles (+230 soon👀) -Free demo -Rodents pics🐭

I did successfully install a light kit with the teeniest wires I've ever seen in the LEGO Christmas candle I got for $11. Light kits for the right sets are definitely worth it

Anyway, Merry Christ, as

It sucks how many people are in denial about covid not being done with us, but it extra sucks how many of those people can't be bothered to even be careful at nursing homes (or hospitals)

Merry Crimmus

I hope you all have a cozy holiday time 🎄🍎❄️ #art #cuteart #watercolor

I know I said in my last post that it wold be the last vintage christmas card of the season, but c'mon, look at this one. It's so cute!!!

Uh why not its basically Christmas! Let's do an artshare here for artists with under 1k followers. If youre an artist with 1k followers or less post some art below! Look to the artist on your left, now look to the artist on your right. Wow. Three artists. Very cool 😎

Extra weird holiday since my brother had to stay in Germany (medical reasons)... so just me, my folks and my soon-to-be 101-year-old great aunt. We stopped doing gifts years ago, and after losing my dog right before Xmas a few years back... well, it's for my great aunt's sake these days.

“Whoa-hoa, boy, is this piano outta tune! I *love* outta tune pianos” 🎶

Every year he put up a little one. #grickledoodle #christmas #horror #holidays #vampire #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A Hollywood Pawshake is in otter for Volunteer Linda’s holiday ice treats! She makes works of edible art that are otterly devoured in minutes. 🦦🎄🎁

hey do me a favour it’s basically christmas so go tell your friends you love em

If you're an artist coming over from Twitter because of this bullshit they added, first of all: Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here

Aw man just had a full cart of soda faceplant outside Walgreens 🫠 Caught it the first time it tried to flip, failed the second, smashed both feet and my knees. Only one came open but boy did it go. Shoutout to the employee who said he'd clean it up & guy who grabbed the one where the paper split

It's Parasite Eve ...

WOODLAND PEACE (2008) Acrylic - 12" X 9" Whenever it’s been a tough year, I’ve found a way to portray that quietly in my annual holiday card. 1/2

I'd have to take proof photos, but if anyone's interested in C7/C9 "LED bulbs that match incandescent," I've put Ace/Menards brand, Goothy (Amazon), and Tru-Tone near each other & can confirm: Goothy is pretty good, Ace is very good, but Tru-Tone really IS 99% indistinguishable from incandescent.

Make the yuletide gay ❤️ [ #cuteart #traditionalart #sketchbook ]

In physical media news, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "OVER THE GARDEN WALL" on Blu-ray on April 7, 2026, per a listing on Barnes and Noble's website. First Blu-ray release of a Cartoon Network original in 10 years.

Part 2 of our 10-year old Sky Arts Christmas special. Enjoy the beautiful vocal from @alexhorne.bsky.social along with some ok singing from Sumudu

Please tell you’ve played demonschool this holiday. It’s very appropriate for this time of year (darkness) store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...

As someone with a developmentally disabled kid, it really bothers me to see that the R word is making a comeback - and not JUST from rightwing people (though it does seem more prevalent there.) It doesn't cost you anything to not say a word and have empathy for the people who might be hurt.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Muppet Family Christmas is the perfect Xmas special, meet me in the pit if you disagree

Heard via acquaintance about a guy who flew a 2-digit number of friends to Italy, put them up in individual bedrooms in a mansion, found out which wine they liked best while there, and then sent them an entire case of it. Torn between that being super thoughtful, & no ethical billionaires etc

Oh this is just awful. Rest in peace, mate. Thanks for everything. gameinformer.com/2025/12/22/v...

All them principles of animation... GO!...