CHOTINER: JOHN CAGE: CHOTINER: CAGE: CHOTINER: ? CAGE: This interview is over.

CHOTINER: JOHN CAGE: CHOTINER: JOHN CAGE: CHOTINER: JOHN CAGE: CHOTINER and CAGE's ears: ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ CHOTINER: Fascinating. JOHN CAGE: Yes.

At the risk of running afoul of our current regime by simply asking about facts, let me get this straight: a sniper shot three *detained immigrants* at an ICE facility—no officers were injured—and officials immediately began blaming the left for “demonizing” ICE?

Remember when that guy on Twitter called Stephens a bedbug and Stephens emailed him to complain? Anyways, while this paragraph may be idiotic by human standards, it’s actually quite impressive for an insect.

Apparently, setting a cop car on fire will get you almost seven more years in prison than sexually assaulting a twelve-year-old will.

One reason university leaders are so accepting of the president's capricious abuse of universities and academic funding is that the resultant crisis enables administrators to cut jobs and impose austerity

Henry Kissinger? The man who came to my Star Wars party?

🚨🚨🚨 NEW AAUP Report Analyzes Trump Admin Weaponization of Title VI to Undermine Civil Rights Protections. #Academicfreedom #AcademicSky #DefendHigherEd

I’m sorry I was late, my dog has a terrible disease where I have to give her a thousand hugs and kisses before I leave the house :(

How long do we think it’ll be before RFK suggests that epidurals during labor also cause autism? I assume the entire point of this is to simply cause pregnant people as much pain as possible, no?

Throughout the summer, @wired.com reporter Kate Knibbs has been following our campaign. From right-wing attacks to our mutual aid work to the 20 bottles of hot sauce in the campaign office, here’s what she saw: www.wired.com/story/kat-ab...

Laika got raptured :(

Me when people get raptured later today:

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Watching Trump break from his written remarks and just vamp is like watching a very confident six-year-old show you her dance routine at a family reunion.

This is surely AI generated, right?

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

Gonna need the VEEP soundtrack added to this asap

My mom didn’t take Tylenol while pregnant but she did instill in me the belief that I should be a strong, independent, and professional woman and now I have to get up every day and work, so, you know, thanks for nothing, mom.

This is why, famously, babies only eat solid foods and do not consume any liquid the moment they exit the womb.

Under pressure from Texas government officials, Angelo State University in Texas is banning all discussion or mention of the existence of trans people along with banning the LGBTQ pride flag from campus and forced misgendering of trans people. conchoobserver.com/2025/09/19/a...

Lee Greenwood really makes you realize that socialist realist music wasn’t all that bad

Does anyone know if Cava has a Gen Z employee running their TikTok because if not boy I have an incredible idea for their CEO

An empty flaming hot Cheetos bag, no question

Once again I am wondering why The Leftovers did not win every single goddamn television award every season it ran

History job alert: do you love history almost as much as you love aiding and abetting a fascist regime? Well boy, do I have a gig for you! ICE is hiring a human rights violations historian! www.usajobs.gov/job/845893900

Got the Wordle in one today and then wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer

Excited for a 6-3 shadow docket decision ruling that it does in which there’s no controlling opinion but Kavanaugh writes a concurrence that’s 20 pages long and somehow contains absolutely no content.

This is the biggest attack on free speech since the McCarthy era but it also has significantly less popular consensus behind it than the second Red Scare. It's being done on behalf of a minority faction led by the most unpopular president in modern history. Organizing against this can win.

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Had to have a really difficult chat with Laika this morning (she’s in antifa)

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

Wild that a late night host is our Thomas Mann

The @aaup.org just shared guidance for academic workers on how to protect themselves online www.aaup.org/news/advisor...

For real, they’re about two weeks away from revoking John Oliver’s naturalization papers. The future is fascist and, I assume, solely features the comedic musings of Larry the Cable Guy and that one dude who got fired from SNL before he even started for racist tweets.

You really still believe there’s a god when both Colbert and Kimmel have been nixed but Jimmy Fallon is still on the air??? I’m about to Grand Inquisitor late night

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @magnumicecreamco.bsky.social #FreeBenAndJerrys

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Also wearing a sports fandom tie to a congressional hearing about how you potentially botched an assassination investigation is insane

Is Kash Patel wearing a Liverpool tie to this congressional hearing?? Yet another reason he is unqualified to be in any position of power and can’t be trusted smdh

Israel has committed genocide in Gaza, says UN inquiry

New from 404 Media: airlines are selling *5 billion* ticketing records to the government for warrantless searching, per new docs we obtained. ARC is a data broker owned by United, American, Delta, etc. Then sells peoples' travel info to ICE, Secret Service, FBI etc www.404media.co/airlines-sel...

A city in Russia’s Far East unveiled a new statue to Soviet secret police founder Felix Dzerzhinsky to the sound of the main theme from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar. meduza.io/en/feature/2...

The world was feeling a little too rosy so it’s time for my annual rewatch of The Leftovers

For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

Me leaving any party

Bill Kristol coming out with a more thoughtful statement on trans people than fifty percent of democrats welcome to the upside down

Rubio has already sought to punish immigrants for speech. New legislation might let him do it for U.S. citizens.