I hate that Michael B Jordan is getting overlooked this award season… playing those two distinct characters in one movie so well is an insane level of talent.

Black people are tired, fam. Leave us TF alone.

Rest is productive. You did good today. ❤️

I want some catfish, rice and cabbage for dinner.

Good morning. Nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. 🫶🏾

White Castle be good as hell when nobody in your ear saying it’s gon mess up your stomach.

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

Don’t worry. I have no idea what the fuck’s happening anymore either.

Yeaaa I think I’m ready for somebody’s son to enhance the lover girl in me

Anything you want done baby... I do it niggaly

it's easy to say what you would do or not do in an inevitable situation until you're in said inevitable situation.

do right the first time & you wouldn’t have to wonder why my responses are so short with you post detachment.

It’s a no makeup day

Clearing!

I need y'all to be for real about Curtis. Clifford is winning that. I'm very serious.

That thesaurus ass nigga can get it done…

Yes, absolutely

Hanging on by a fucking thread

Hormones are so stupid. Over 40 and ovulating, your kewchie will pick your phone and text the nigga and start talking reckless. Like damn bitch? What if we didn’t mean all that 😂

Tidal Superior sound quality

They out here selling us meat from the Jurassic Park lab and mfs making content with it. I don’t belong on this planet.

This. I’m taking an LOA next month for this exact reason

Its so much going on, no body should feel weak for feeling overwhelmed losing your mind is very appropriate right now

Cinnamon Toast Crunch after an infused sativa >

@nyx-19.bsky.social the smut is smutTING in the Dillenger series

This is not an AI friendly space. I do not care about how you are using AI tools.

And…you don’t have to prove it to anyone especially those online

anybody who hates meg, hates me. dems da rules.

Used to be real peanut butter!

It’s okay to have a little mystery about you✨

2026 basically

@seauxcocoa.bsky.social 12:01 was a goooodd!! Have you read any of this series?

EVERYTHING

I know Chef Boy is so tired of Jamie Foxx 😂😂😂.

Romance is dead well yall killed it cuz you don’t wanna interact beyond the surface level. Texting is the most basic form of communication. Ain’t much romance in that tbh

You can’t have it both ways. You can’t never want to talk but also desire connection. You can’t only wanna text but complain about how folks don’t know how to communicate. You can’t refuse to see someone even on video but then get mad at folks never spending time together. None of it makes sense

Marrying for love is such a beautiful concept. Imagine enjoying another person so much that you want to commit to them for the rest of your life.

Have I not given up enough?

@seauxcocoa.bsky.social don’t me liking your #cocoareads posts. I’ll be done with 12:01 tonight and need more things to read 😂😂

Shit happens. Keep going.

*Anthony Mackie picks up his phone and calls his agent.*

Forever fire

@seauxcocoa.bsky.social now I’m about to read 12:01

i'm SO. FUCKING. TIRED of *EVERYTHING* needing an app!! i don't wanna use an app! print the piece of paper! FUCK!

I already lived through those

Everywhere else, it's just Tuesday. Happy Mardi Gras! ⚜️ 🟣🟢🟡⚜️

North and Aspen 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🥹🥹🥹 So good. Loved every minute of it @seauxcocoa.bsky.social

There’s something about listening to Jill Scott that just makes your titties feel a little bigger.