Reading this books full of smut and romance has me freaked the fuck out 😂😂😂 These books go straight to my kewchie.

You don’t gotta go down to no fucking sports bars or the gun rage or the black men in tech conventions to find a man, if you look good the men will approach you!

it’s wild how social media has rebranded eating disorders.

my 75yo mother told me last night that she’s planning to delete Instagram and Facebook because she’s sick of not being able to tell what’s AI and what’s not, and I genuinely don’t think tech companies have reckoned with this kind of move as an actual possibility

Let's focus on being hot and making lots of money ladies

Get in, loser - me, during sex

The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

This app barely works half the time…. So then going live would look like this while yelling nonsense

We don’t even have war money!!!!!!!

"Can we get a thread..." No!

If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you in a minute (tomorrow)

I try to stay active in my community. Support local elections, volunteer, help with voter registration, be part of it all And it’s still defeating in this red ass state

Seeing this country turn into an authoritarian regime during my life time was NOT on my bucket list

It’s so much going on with the state of our county and I don’t even care any more. It’s so overwhelming

Always remember that listening to music can be the entire activity. Put on headphones. Blast it through speakers. Close your eyes and just listen. Listening to music is not a background activity. It can be the entire journey, and it's worth the time.

@seauxcocoa.bsky.social Huhhhhhhhhhhhgg friend. Restore Me was soooooo good! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 whew that was good ass writing. On to the next book in the series.

I think all this has taught me is to be who I am and need to be. I don’t want to call this a villain era but maybe my true era.

This has taught me to live your life and just do it. Whatever it is. Just do it. Spend the money, take the trip, tell someone you love them and also tell those who got you fucked up to fuck off.

I lost my Daddy 6 months ago. I lost my Step pop last week. So within 6 months, I’ve lost both my pops.

2026 is for me. And I’m not going to apologize for it.

Deleted the door dash and Uber Eats apps off my phone. I also joined a Pilates class

Yes. The Pork Chops were worth the commotion.

Life is short. Do whatever you want.

Bought my wife flowers. I can’t do shit to calm the craziness currently taking place, but I can put a smile on her face. Control the controllables.

I have 15 HARD pounds to lose by my birthday. 04/13.

I’m deleting the door dash app off my phone after tonight.

i be fucking pork ribs up like that too ngl

*sips whiskey* Glad I didn’t vote for this shyt

We had a good run

@seauxcocoa.bsky.social frienndddd 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Almost half way through.

I'm going back to bed

I do not want to be around or near anybody that doesn't want to be around me. I make myself so easy to love, but sometimes I dont, lol. I get it.

It’s 8:50am CST and I’m taking my glasses off. I’ve seen enough already this morning. Jesus H Christ

Also. Same.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

My goal is to read 8 books this month.

the older i get the more i realize how well rested i need to be to do things. i dont like rushing, i dont like being extremely tired, i dont like multitasking unnecessarily. i want to feel well rested & do things with ease

This is a return to self ✨

Are we gonna talk about all these random bots liking posts?

I ain't taking no tree down till MLK weekend. I wanna see these lights. Fuck that.

Bluesky gotta work out these bugs because this the end of the line for me. I ain’t got not nann nother app in me mane.

When you real you grew up with both

Do not accept less than you deserve in 2026.

History doesn’t always wear a suit in City Hall. Sometimes it takes the subway. Zohran Mamdani sworn in underground, administered by Letitia James.

Good morning to my YERRRRRRRRRRRs! Eric Adams is now a PRIVATE CITIZEN!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Affirmation: My mind is a safe place for me to hang out ✨

R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)

Alright happy New Year, niggas.

Don lemon been the best thing to happen to nye since dick Clark died