Wordle 1,604 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today, was hard as hell

Me rn at 8:09pm on a Saturday night… 😅 *never too tired for the millennial piece sign ✌🏾

This has literally never happened to me before!!! You may now offer me your adulation 😌 Wordle 1,603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Right! Had one guy, who had about 2 moves, say he didn’t need to 👅🐱 bc he had A1 🍆, just bc it was huge 😒 That might be great for his ego, but his whack effort didn’t justify the recovery time 🙅🏾‍♀️ Like…

Saw this and immediately thought about this skeet! 😭😭😭😭 I don’t have a uterus to tilt anymore, but hell yes to the rest of this 😂🤣 🙅🏾‍♀️ to the sky scraper 🍆s! I like walking straight 😅

Many of my favorite clothing items are black 😍

Letting pressure from dead people, family, society, and anyone who isn’t you limit your sexual exploration or practices. People should stop internalizing shame from external sources. (*caveat* as it relates to engaging with other consenting adults)

Rushing past foreplay as though it’s optional, something in the way, or a box to check. Also, thinking that foreplay begins with physical touch

Be present. Prioritize the other person’s experience. Be curious, teachable and responsive to direction (subtle and overt). ASK what they like/prefer and for feedback. It really is that simple.

That a big 🍆 automatically = good sex. 🙅🏾‍♀️ This is false. Some of the best experiences I’ve ever had were with people who had 🍆’s < 8 inches Get ya stroke game up! And stretch them damn hip flexors!

I…

You know how I know for sure I over did it today and thus I’m extremely exhausted? I dropped something on the floor and it’s gotta live there until tomorrow… I’m not doing another mf thing tonight except rubbing my feet together under the blanket

Today drained me!!! Having one client on the east coast, one in central time and one on the west coast is not for the faint of heart 😩 If you’ve ever wondered why you haven’t seen me around these parts recently… this is why 😅

Post workout reflection: - I definitely need to eat before I try to lift. I was really weak and it took a min to catch my breath - I need to be more efficient. Shorter breaks between sets - fewer reps w heavier weights. Too many sets and I can’t finish my workout in time - tomorrow, I will do better

Time to clock in 💪🏾 Day 1. Workout 1. #blackskyfitness

Not as often as I’m supposed to 😋

Why do folk get so offended when you tell them you fine want them to pray for you? 🤷🏾‍♀️ They act like you just cussed them out.

20+ years and counting! Ion play about these two!!!

I’m about to get in my bed in like 10 mins, so nothing for tonight 😂 Here is mine from last year ☺️

Someone said, “The more you love yourself, the more you detach from things/ppl that don’t love you” And I felt that way down deep in my innards!!!!

Quote this with your energy in a video.

Raise your hands if you have ever been diagnosed with fibroids 🙋🏾‍♀️ Ok, now… Thank your father! That’s right! The list of things tied to fathers just keeps growing: - Miscarriage, - pre-eclampsia, - genetic disorders & now - fibroids www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMVUSdDL/

Post your last saved meme without any context 🤷🏾‍♀️

Being a reflective, self-aware person can be so exhausting sometimes. You’re constantly pulling back layers of yourself and going through periods of discovery, mourning and acceptance. Today’s gem: realizing the church robbed me of the chance to explore my sexuality during my formative years 😔 1/

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. Hey, ya’ll! 👋🏾 As you can see, I love me a good ole pair of cat-eye frames!! 😍🥰

Say no more; I found it lol This made me realize I never actually heard the whole some 😅 youtu.be/Sy2_dWSXYCo?...

I ain’t gone hold you, but ummm… this song, 22 Grand, got ya girl in a choke hold lol At first, I was like 😳, but then it had me like 💃🏾 Not going lie, it kinda goes hard lol

Neurospicy cousins to the front! Have you heard of the Five Neurodivergent Love Languages? 1. infodumping, 2. parallel play, 3. support swapping, 4. deep pressure, and 5. penguin pebbling “I found this cool rock/button etc and thought you would like it” Do any of these resonate with you?

French 75 with a shot of St. Germaine

Honey, hot, lemon pepper with blue cheese

I love live sporting events of almost every kind! It would be an excellent first date for me. Events I’ve attended and enjoyed: - MBL - NFL - NBA - MMA - hockey - Minor league baseball - Atlanta Open (tennis) - Cheerleading competition

Up to 50% of miscarriages in the first trimester happen because of defective DNA from the father How many women have been labeled barren or infertile, when the truth is her man’s swimmers ain’t worth a damn? This was my story. 11 yrs and 5 losses later, I learned he was the issue

Aye 💃🏾

This and smelling like I taste good 😉

Millennial peace sign until I die! ✌🏾

Um, I’m confused as to why you aren’t using DuckDuckGo for those kinds of activities 🫣 I never utilize that browser in any other circumstances

Very interesting There’s a list of ?s u should ask urself to see if u should stay in a relationship. 1. If someone said you r just like them, would u take that as a compliment? 2. R u truly fulfilled or less lonely? 3. Can u unapologetically be urself or do u need to show up diff to pls them? 1/2

Or, hear me out, you can actually listen to women about the experiences they are having with most men What motivation do you think literally all women have to lie about that? I personally know several women who have opted out bc the prevalence of whack 🍆 Believe it or don’t. Makes no diff to me 🤷🏾‍♀️

Here is my contribution… oldie, but goodie ☺️

Apparently, they asking other niggas too 🙃

I offer, for your considering, two very enlightening data points: 1. 54% (> half) of the US reads below a 6th grade level (phonetics, fluency, vocab, comprehension) 2. KJV of the Bible is written at a 12th grade level (NIV - 7th grade) (ESV - 10th/11th grade) Draw your own conclusions 🤷🏾‍♀️

Someone said, “Whatever you compromise yourself to get, you will have to continue to compromise yourself to keep” 🤌🏾

Y’all!!!!!!! They out here giving hobo-sexual tutorials!!!!! Diabolical! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTM6JeYUB/

Hobo-sexual season is around the corner… y’all be careful out there! Be on the look out for the early warning signs!

Ok, y’all. I decided to be fancy and order some new jewelry for my nips… unfortunately, I accidentally ordered to pairs of each. So…. If you have pierced nips and want some free rose gold jewelry for them, holla atcha girl! Because sharing is caring ☺️☺️

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating! *Took this right after a lady told me I looked lovely 🥰

Today, I randomly decided to go to the Black Book Bash in Jacksonville next weekend after hearing about it on TikTok 😊 Anyone else going?

Here is some comic relief for your viewing pleasure lmao This man sold all his stuff, signed his house way and gave away all of his money because…. The rapture 😅😂🤣 Bruh was late to work only to get laughed at by his boss 😭😭

Yes!!!! 🙌🏾 Reminds me of when I got to the front of the security line only to realize I was at the wrong airport (IAH)! Got an uber, got to the other airport (HOU), made it through security (before I lost my TSA Pre-check 😔) & got to my gate just as they started boarding! I could have shouted! 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Say less! lol Currently, taking my first meeting, partially hung over, cozy in my bed 😌 About to go back to sleep until my 10:30 meeting 🥱