The evening might end up being a lot more interesting than I anticipated 😅😅😅

Heading out to do hoodrat shit with my nerdy ass friends 😈 #blerdcon2026

This is your only warning! 1. I will be attending #Blerdcon2026 2. I will be posting like a crazy person 3. Some of those posts may contain questionable content 4. Please mute or block me if any of this offends you Thanks, boo 😘

I’m alive! Here I am waiting for my uber 😌 But also, my dance moves always look better in my head than they do irl 😅😅😅

I might have pre-gamed a lil too hard 😔 On this flight, slumped 🥺

A short story about almost missing my flight I two parts! Part 1. Getting lit in the delta Skyclub * fourth drink of the day 😅

I have to know! What is the best/worst nicknames you and your homegirls have given to a guy? My home girl has one called “Lady legs” 😭😭 There is another call “Halla” bc his breath was so bad, she was convinced he had halitosis 😂🤣

You ever begin to store something in your boobs, only to find that you forgot you already stored something there? Yeah, me too 😑

*That awkward moment you open your photo gallery in public and realize you need to spend some time moving things to your hidden folder*

I made it to my flight! I was running late as hell! They were already done boarding my zone when I got to my gate!

Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything.

A woman walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books about Pavlov or Schrodinger's Cat?" The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure it's here."

What do you do with sick chemists? Helium. What do you do if they die? Barium.

They don’t care. Data is no match for white supremacy (inferiority). Evidence never matters. If anything, it makes them dig their heels in more.

These are kinda like the inspo

Damn! This was a miss on my part 😭 I’m supposed to be Velma! The hair was supposed to auburn 😩 Maybe if I cut it into a bob? 😅

Tried on the wig for one of my Blerdcon costumes. Any guess what my costume is?

I say this all the time! If I don’t like kissing you, I have no interest to progressing to anything else. There is a certain rhythm, push-pull, adjusting, vibing that must occur for it to be good. Same with other activities.

I mentioned to someone I’m very tuned into my body. If something doesn't feel, smell, or taste right I take my ass to the doctor asap. The Person looked horrified and said, “taste?! You're doing taste tests on your 🐱” I said, “don’t you kiss after you they go down in you?” Her: no 😳 Me: 😱 what?!

Right! That reminds me of this clip! Imagine coming to the conclusion that women having orgasms isn’t real or makes them masculine 🤣😂 Naw, nigga, just because you’ve never made it happen doesn’t mean it’s impossible or doesn’t exist.

Oh, my sweet summer child. You ain’t seen nothing yet 😩 *Laughs in 40+* 😂🤣

I refuse to accept the new trends and conditions. I found a way to scroll once without it, but couldn’t remember hope I did it. Do, I still have an account, but won’t use it if I have to accept the new terms and conditions

Does it count as a lavender marriage if he is bi… and me too? 🤔

There is very little most women won’t do for a man who is thoughtful, loves her well and effectively puts her through the mattress. If she ain’t enthusiastic about doing shit for/with you, you’re likely failing in one of those areas

And I know you bet not be out there running errands and other such heaux-tivities looking like that! Resist the urge to be a trollop!

I wish more men could see how their homeboys behave when there are no other men to observe them. It’s so much worse than you think.

OMFG!!!!!!!! I just walked back into my office nekkid as the day I was born to pull out my suitcase. I look up, only to realize I never closed out my last work zoom meeting… and I had the camera on! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I had to pour myself a bottle of wine after that! 😩😩😩

Given how much the US is fucking up, China becoming the next global power isn’t outside of the realm of possibility. Therefore, we should all start learning a lil Chinese. Let’s start with, “You got me fucked up!” 😂🤣

I had to remove my nip piercing for an MRI and had trouble putting the jewelry back in. I thought them bitches closed since they haven't fully healed! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 Thankfully, they both went in! I love my piercings, but if they close, that’s a mf wrap! NEVER AGAIN! 9/10 pain!!!!!!!

They have openly stated they want as free ppl voting as possible. (Fewer voters tends to improve R outcomes) If they really wanted to promote voting, not only would they make it a holiday, they would automatically register everyone to vote when they turn 18

Hm… where have I heard this before? Ask the rhetoric about listening to Black women is cute and performative. When it’s time to actually DO it, we get excuses and more of the same. 🙄 They will always be yt first. 1/

Arrested - 2 Held for truancy - 1 Scared straight jail tour- 1 🙃

Drop someone ANNOYING 🙄🙄

Moreover, love is borne out of a depth of knowing the other person, and continuing to choose them. Growing in knowledge of a person is a *process* that occurs over time You don’t find a process; you discover it through time and effort.

What is found is a powerful connection, with depth and passion. Love is what happens when that connection is nurtured and cultivated with purpose and intention

It’s Women’s History Month! Ladies! Quote with a photo where you felt like your very best womanly self! This photo shoot represented a fundamental shift in my relationship with my body. It helped me embrace my unique brand of sexy. It’s partially to blame for why I can be insufferable sometimes 😅

I found out today that they have returned both my boots and my mask to the sellers… 😔 At this point, The butterfly costume idea might just have to wait until Dreamcon 😔

I love reading everyone’s rationale for their choices lol Who knew people were so passionate about their eating utensils 😅

😭😭😭 Womenz should worship menz

I hope that I’m always shocked and horrified by the cruelty, callousness, and the lack of empathy of people. It is incredibly common, but should never be normal. It’s not normal. It is inhumane. It’s the antithesis of what it means to be truly human.

I'm trying to see something. Answer these questions: 1) Are you neurodivergent? 2) Which of your favorite fork? Why? I want to see if the neurospicy folks pick the same fork as me! #blackadhdsky #blackneurospicysky

Sometimes, you just gotta put a block on your calendar so you can engage in cheek clapping

Fax machines

She’s a good girl, loves her momma…

Just a small town girl, living in a…

“Seven whole days…”

“A single mom who works to hard…”

Don’t believe her? Listen for yourself youtu.be/mgNFPyeE_0g?...

Skyline cleanse! 😍😍😍