Or take the sheets off in the morning to put the fresh ones on, forget, get busy. then get ready to go get in bed bc you’re exhausted and then, boom! No sheets 😭 Ngl, sometimes I just get a comforter and roll myself in it like a burrito and leave making the bed as future Jackie’s problem 😅

I know it’s illogical, irrational, and ridiculous, but… I get a lil pang of disappointment when I’m not in errbody (Blacksky, specifically, to be clear) skircles 😅 Never mind I be going ghost at times for days and weeks at a time lol

Nobody really talks about the struggle of having 💣🍑🐱 and being really good at the seccs Here they are telling me they had the time of their lives and are blown away by the sexual chemistry and then there I am like Eh… I mean, it was cool. The 🐱hugs and a few other tricks get em every time 💅🏾

Imma be honest… I love that most of the ppl I know have never heard of Bluesky outside of me mentioning it. The amount of shit I be talking on here lmao Ion wanna hear nobody mouth. So, it’s perfect ☺️

Look who got their nails professionally done for the first time in months (since I started doing them myself) And… They gave me a watery ass bottle of lotion for free 🙃 It smells good, so imma add some shea oil to it and make it do what it do 😋 #nailwars

Give yourself grace and lower my own expectations of how I should feel.

You’ll never have to go outta your way to present your argument to a person because IF it’s truly meant to happen - you WILL get it. And when it comes, you will know it and you will be heard. TAKE THAT moment. Don’t force your message, ever🫶🏽✨ (for me🧚🏽)

Self harm isn’t always apparent. Neglecting yourself is subtle ways with the overall intent to deprive or cause suffering is also self harm and should be recognized as such. Love yourself fully and avoid all instances of suffering and abuse.

Question for you, chat: What’s something helpful you learned in therapy?

People with flat stomachs think they are so fine… they are, but still My stomach would be flat too if my momma hasn’t permed my hair when I was in elementary school

At them ppl do is lie!!!! Mf went on fox news talmbout undocumented people committed 13k murders in 2024. First of all, there were only <16k instances of homicides/manslaughter committed in 2024 Care to guess how many ppl were convicted of border by undocumented ppl? - - - - - - - - - - 29!!!!!!

This woman said she has been married for 26 years and her husband has never gone down on her once! Also, she goes down in him. 😳 Chile, she better than me. I told my ex is was a condition for marriage before I would agree to marry him 💅🏾

Some people intentionally weaponize their ignorance. I remember seeing a video on Twitter years ago. In the video, the man was giving ppl strategies to derail DEI-focused training sessions by repeatedly asking dumb questions and pretending not to understand simple concepts to waste everyone’s time.

Many ppl think that sexuality is a choice bc they’re actively making that choice to fit into societal norms. Therefore, if I’m choosing to live as a heterosexual person, you must be choosing to be [insert sexuality or gender identity]

the reason many men think a woman is less valuable after sleeping with you is because you think you are worthless. I would go further and say that if you think a woman’s value decreases because she’s had sex with men, you either hate men or see them as nasty or defiled. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Many religious and conservative ppls’ hate for the gays is projection of their self-hatred bc they hate themselves for wanting to sit on a 🍆 or bump 🐱

I firmly believe every terrible dictator, despot, war monger, etc have tiny 🍆 They’re desperately insecure and power or wealth enables them to make that everyone else’s problem Show me an evil man and I’ll show you a micro peen *no shade to small 🍆s in general*

Who est the standards of what masculinity is supposed to be? Who est the standards for what versions of femininity are acceptable? Who est what is acceptable in society and what must be punished? Who est, perpetuates & benefits from patriarchy? Since when do men/boys care what girls/women think?

I broke up with my ex bc he was cheating on me in my place he didn’t pay a dime for. So I put him out. He broke into my house while I was traveling, bleached my furniture and carpet, poured seasoning everywhere and stole all of my electronics

What would the world look like if Europeans didn’t destroy every civilization they encountered? What If they didn’t burn millions of books or destroy technologies they didn’t understand? How much better could the world be if they led with curiosity vs a desire to subjugate through violence?

Ok, I muted “aang” to preserve my mental wellbeing lol

This one

If y’all are discussing the new avatar, can y’all please put spoiler alerts? Pretty please? 🙏🏾

Yeah, well I'ma gat totin' pistol holdin' Nigga on yo damn street Stompin' jumpin' bumpin' And we krunck off in this damn thing Book of Crime Mob

First off, fk yo btch and the clique you claim makaveli 1:1

Oh! Just thought I’d another one! So nostalgic. youtu.be/cYCJMZbtS3k?...

This is another one youtu.be/KHSqJg0WmcM?...

Ok, chat, you’re building a playlist that sounds like your childhood; what’s a song that you’re definitely putting on that playlist? I’m talking super nostalgic. Songs you can connect to sights, sounds, feelings or moments from childhood? This one would definitely go on mine

There's only one person who can get Bluesky working again:

😅

So hot 🥵

They are trying to colonize *checks notes* mf AFROS?!

I’m the exact opposite. Love didn’t come easy for me To me, love grows out of knowledge of who ppl are at their core, which takes time. Most people don’t stick around long enough or shows me my ❤️ isn’t safe w them I’ve only lived one person romantically and I was matured to them for 11 years.

When ppl objectify you they fail to recognize your humanity. They only value what you can produce or do for them. Therefore, your rest is offensive bc it doesn’t serve them. Refrigerators never rest, do why should you?

Today, I literally said, “who tf decided to make us adults?!” I feel like a teenager with old knees, stiff hip flexors, a pay check, and student loan debt 😭😭😭

Show me a picture that captures your essence To really capture my essence, I have to give you two; 1. Always ready for a turn up or 2. Always ready for a nap

Someone said, this world is so boring; we don’t have mermaids, werewolves, vampires or other mystical creatures. Someone replied and said, yall can’t even handle people with different skin colors 🫢 I was gagged

The yts make southern food (I.e., green bean casserole and such) Black folks make soul food (greens and such) No Blacks, no soul food So, I’m have to pass

How some men describe the reasons they chose to marry their wives really give me the ick! many describe what she does for him, how she makes him feel, what she taught him, or ways she changed him What I don’t hear enough is about the special qualities she possesses, what makes her amazing.

It costs $5 for a single yellow dragonfruit 😔

Cereal or Jamaican beef Pattie’s or just nuts or just fruit

How surprised some ppl are that I’m so “articulate”. Like, why are you surprised I can string together words to form grammatically sound sentences?! 😒

They told me to take medication for an incomplete miscarriage, after I told them I needed a D&C bc my body won’t eliminate everything in its own. A few days later… I’m rushed into emergency surgery due to a severe uterine infection, followed by a 4 day hospital stay bc they refused to listen to me

I no longer have a uterus, so thankfully, I don’t have to worry about that anymore

I got mine at the tender age of 9, right before I entered middle school

Quite the opposite. I’ve been told that I’m intimidating, which always confused me. But then I realized it’s bc I’m self assured. That seems to make some ppl uncomfortable for whatever reason 🤷🏾‍♀️

Beautiful things Being cared for and treated tenderly Getting dressed up and doing my make up Lashes Nails Smooth skin Smelling great Flirting Giggling with my girlfriend

My twin. She is the GOAT

The swag. Black women have an undeniable swag about them and I freaking love it!