Smoke in your eye >>>>

Gotta Like That Mamdani Dude.....

I hope Cardi has had a chat with Meg about how to have fun with these randoms without having their babies.

It’s gon be a long ass day

My alarm goes off in two hours 🫠

Another one to be on the lookout for is IngaRose. Almost got me because the voice was raspy and bluesy. Did some research and the entire catalogue was made this year. Instant thumbs down

If you ever see this artist, she’s AI. Wasn’t paying attention at first due to work, but then heard some tinny, overprocessed notes, looked her up, confirmed and blocked. Her name is Joy Rhodes.

Me and car Stanley.. locked in..

Chile… #WNBA

*looks at clock*

Another day that ends in y.

ACAB

"When Doves Cry" by Prince was the No.1 song in the U.S. on this day in 1984. #Prince #WhenDovesCry #No.1s #PurpleRain #WarnerBros #experimentalpop #neo-psychedelia #soul #avant-pop #synth-pop #funk #MusicHeals #MusicSky

Storm was so bad it woke me up.

I’m up 🙃

The ice cream man in my complex got a hood mix on the ice cream jingle

honestly rate yourself 10/10 in all categories, no notes. Even if it’s a lie, it’s true. 10/10.

Here's two of my favorites one from last year and the other from 2013/14 short hair era.

I’m for real about to smoke, shower & lay down. I may or may not eat this salad

Karmelo Anthony would've been Nolan Wells had he not defended himself. I said, what I said.

Day two of being too busy & short staffed to actually have lunch. I’m fed up.

My gorgeous lil baby 🥹 this was so so sweet & unexpected!! I truly appreciate your kind words! I try to fly under the radar but I’m happy that you notice me. The feelings are absolutely mutual 🥰🫂💞

My star employee may have a new opportunity & will be leaving soon. We already crippled. I’m so upset right now 😭

As a chicken tender / strip / nugget enjoyer ... There are levels! Idk how you can go about hating fried chicken in general but chicken tender hate is antiblack if you ask me 🙂‍↔️

I wish I liked coffee. I need a pick me up baaaaad & it’s too early for a Red Bull.

This reminds me of “ask a black guy” with Paul Mooney. They asked him how Bush knew that Iraq had WMD’s and he said “because he still has the receipt.”

I love doing money rituals for people because having enough money definitely makes finding happy easier and people deserve to feel free even if it's just for a couple hours 💕

EeeeeeeYUCK

Every other city we go Every other video No matter where I go I see the same hooOOooOes

Oooooowweeeeeee I been here more times than I care to admit. But the sweet relief of realizing they just sucked and you not missing out on a single thing? Ahhhhh

Tabitha and Timmy had us locked in! 🤣🤣

Passions was the ONLY soap I got into 😭😭😭

the city was set over a hellmouth and a doll baby named timmy had us hooked

This place is in shambles.

One thing about me. I hate statues.

Today drained me. 🫩

When y’all use that c-word that rhymes with “sock”, I just want to….

I wish the type of people that don’t really fuck with me would do the same. Like don’t be fake because you can’t really put your finger on why you don’t like me. Just stand on business and avoid me.

I *love* a good beard I am also good for grabbing a man by the chin ✋🏽🙂‍↔️🤚🏽 what can I say

Why would Tamar even try to speak to Kandi? 🙄 I really don’t like that kind of energy. You know we don’t fuck with each other. Stand on that.

Sooooo he’s a rapist.

Oh come on. These shit men cannot be all we have to choose from.

every fucking season kids die during 2-a-days because of some hard-scrabble coach's toxic masculine conception of "toughness"

And I left my tumbler at work

Liiiiike…chill out homeboy. Don’t piss me off.

Today has been hellish.

VERY THIS.

I have a theory that people don't really mature "a lot" after high school. They just get busier. The office gossip, the subs, the relationship beefs...all that stuff is exactly like high school but we not in class together so nobody actually tussling. But them group chats the same as junior year