The way asking myself “do I like him or am I ovulating” has been saving me from making HORRIBLE decisions….🙂‍↕️

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I’ll take it!! 🥹

My 40th is in a couple months and I haven’t planned shit! 😬

Transphobia affects cis women too.

the pandemic really was the wildest timeline. we were conducting late night drug deals for LYSOL WIPES.

I was just talking bout how much I’m DREADING having to schedule one of these soon 😭

I hate shopping for clothes in Barbados cause these stores like they forget that Barbados is the fat ass capital of the Caribbean 😪

We are going to have to openly boo Meta glasses like we do cyber trucks. I hope establishments start banning them

NO ONE is more annoyingly persistent than an insurance agent tryna sell you something…🫠

Sometimes when people say they like my locs but they could never go through the “ugly phase” I gotta fight the urge to tell them it can’t be worse than what they got going on right now. I’m a work in progress….

There are these tiny lil insects that look like moths in my neighborhood that love my car for some reason and I thought it was because it’s black but my neighbor also has a black car and parks right next to me and I don’t see any on hers and they’re very annoying. 😭

Sometimes I regret not buying a red car. Next go round I guess 🥹

Ms Augustine is NICE!!!!!

Watching this Last Week Tonight episode about Twitter and I will never understand why people still use that hellscape of a website/app

I hate when people tell me to remind them to do something because bold of you to assume that I’m gonna remember in the first place 🥴

In a 90s kinda world 🌎

PUT👏🏾IT👏🏾BACK👏🏾

Which island got the certified yappers of the Caribbean? Trinidad. The answer is Trinidad! But de accent sweet so we’ll allow it! 🥹

I blocked at least 5 AI influencers on IG today alone. I’m so sicka this shit! 😒

Passed my Real Estate Sales course!!! Bout to sign up for another course even though BCC stresses me OUT!!!! 🥹🥲

Yall so damn cute!!! 😍

Waiting for my sister to catch up on #LoveisBlind so I can yap about how RAGGEDY Chris is….

I need a Doechii, Sza, and Doja Cat collab. Tell the girlies get on their zoom!!!!

I’m in love!!!! OMG!!! 😍

People that just lie for no reason are terrifying

I feel like hot garbage today and I know it’s cause my period coming soon. I hate it here!!!!! 😭

Had a 3 day weekend and still feel like I need an extra day off 😪

Men that get caught up on a woman’s body count are fascinating cause what…you gonna take the dicks back out of me if the number doesn’t suit you?

Megan body makes my head hurt my god!!!! 😭

Mariah Carey setting her pen to "Ether" because of Em:

Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready!

I know this ANTM Documentary gonna piss me off cause every time this post a clip of Miss Tyra she dodging accountability like Neo was dodging bullets in that roof scene…

The amount of AI influencer pages on IG now is egregious and I’ma block every single one of them I come across!!!

Ever saw someone in a wig and thought whatever they got going on under it couldn’t possibly be that bad? No? Just me?

On my Mama by Victoria Monet or I’m That Girl by Beyonce

Gotta repeat yourself? Leave. Bad sex? Leave. Bad kisser? Leave. Won’t take initiative? Leave. You’re unhappy? Leave. Literally, fucking LEAVE

Not piece of my toenail clipping hitting my nail tech in the eye….

I stopped romanticizing men and started romanticizing myself and chyle lmao that get back a muhfuckaa

Eat your heart out.

People are not peeping the AI propaganda. It’s scaring me and my homegirls.

Wait for the man that is going to sweep you off your feet. Whose value system is rooted in generosity. Don’t let anyone ever tell you that you don’t deserve to be showered with love and gifts.

Get me out this dystopian ass timeline PLEASE!!!

Spent my entire day pampering myself. Had my hair appointment this morning, went for sushi, now about to get my nails done

I heard content creator and comedian Sara Holcomb refer to the elites as “The Predator Class” and…couldn’t agree more. That’s how they should be referred to from now on.

Apparently 😭

My anxiety beating my ass today

My phone has been glitchy af lately and it’s getting on my last nerve!!!! Planned obsolescence coming for me….😭