Entitled mercenary rapist white man throws tantrum when held to account for his actions? Color me shocked.

Why are you so destructive?

I love how different the weather by the beach generally is from the rest of my city.

The seagull is a paid actor lol

I finally changed the lock screen and homepage on my phone after like 2 years and I feel like a new woman.

Has Candace Parker always been a coon?! Genuinely, I want to know. Because these past couple of years, she has been the wackest person on EARTH with these TERRIBLE takes about the W. I don’t remember her being that goofy prior to Clark entering the league.

Apple should really start selling iPods again. With a TB of space. In every generation and iteration.

Lmfao. I might be the only person I’ve ever met in 41 years who is not absolutely terrified and horror struck by the ocean. I find the new creatures we discover down there fascinating as hell. If I ever meet my goal of going to the Challenger Deep, I shall report back my findings 😂🙌🏾

This woman is 50, if she’s a day.

The L Word

If I have just gotten off a plane, I’m not doing a damn thing until I take a shower, unless the flight was like 45 minutes or something. And even then, I’m going to change my clothes at the very least. I got airport and airplane on me. I can’t function like that.

😂😂😂 What in the whole wide world of fuckery?!?!

Ew. Fucking ew, man.

I ain’t watched AHS in a month of Sundays. I will be seated for this season.

😂😂😂😂😂 I hate that song so damn much

Same 😂😂😂😂 Most of my “thirst traps” I actually really still like but some were EGREGIOUS. Example A:

Nah she definitely has some fault because she could have been said something to shut a lot of this shit down. She chooses not to.

I hate that man ruined that space. I used to be over there howling.

All my viral tweets happened after 2016 😩

They want the charismatic left candidate to be white and male.

I only ever had a few tweets go viral. I think these 4 are it.

Same. I’m too busy during the day and I forget about it.

I’m such a fucking romantic.

Random Snapple Fact: A white leghorn is an actual type of chicken. I had no idea until TikTok decided I needed to know that information. Lmao. And so now I know why his name was Foghorn Leghorn 😂😂😂

I'm having one of the worst nights of the week - and it's already been horrible. I don't want to keep going if it's going to be like this. It doesn't have to be. Please help me stay housed too. I'm sick, withdrawing from nicotine, and somebody keeps fighting with me and it won't stop

I love physical books so damn much, many. No hate to digital books, but there is just something so soothing and nostalgic and comforting in opening a physical book…the smell of the binding, and the feel of the pages. Maybe I’m just a huge nerd, but I really really find books so beautiful.

Also, I’m about to reread Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles and the New Tales of The Vampires. It’s a total of 15 books, I think. I got this leather-bound, gilt edged copy of the first three books (Interview With The Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, and The Queen Of The Damned) At Barnes & Noble years ago.

It was an excellent trailer. I will be seated. Here’s my copy 💪🏾

What show?

“What do you know about love? What could you possibly know about love? You know, I'm sick and tired of men using love as if it's some disease you just catch. 🗣️ LOVE SHOULD’VE BROUGHT YOUR ASS HOME LAST NIGHT!”

This is untenable. Something has got to give.

Me Too did not go far enough.

Zendaya is so perfect. Like…there’s really no other word for her.

“Pay us what you owe us for all the times that you hoed us.” - Shawn Corey Carter

Same. I’ve cut all of it out except fish. Very occasionally chicken, but lately the thought of eating chicken has kind of made my stomach turn too. I’m assuming the change in my tastes is due to perimenopause though 🙄

White people are exhausting.

Also, most of Georgia O’Keefe’s cityscape paintings. They’re so simple but seem to possess so much depth. I can hear the cities in them moving.

I have 4 of these: 1) Nike Of Samothrace (Winged Victory) 2) Nighthawks x Edward Hopper 3) St. Mary Magdalene Approaching The Sepulcher x Giovanni Girolamo Savoldo 4) Judith Slaying Holofernes x Artemisia Gentileschi

My Valkyries currently have the most wins in W. That’s sexy. Unfortunately, we have one more loss than both the Aces and the Lynx, so we’re still at 3 overall 😩

Good win, Valkyries 💪🏾

SCARBOROUGH, Maine (AP) — Democrat Graham Platner says he plans to withdraw from Maine US Senate race after allegation of sexual assault.

Me reading this:

I cannot believe that was a successful challenge. Salaun clearly got fouled. Twice.

Chen out here looking like a superstar for my Valkyries.

I made this woman blush and she’s so damn adorable 😏☺️

I no POC papi. I BLACK.

“Jojo, I got 15 bullets in this gun. I swear to god, if you don’t start talking to me, imma fill your lying ass full of some hot shit. Now, what’s up?”

“Memory is a strange thing. It does not work like I thought it did.”

bernie sanders is exactly who we said he is and so are most of his supporters ☝🏿