Ariana Grande is a very funny human being. Every time I watch an interview with her (of which I have watched a TON thanks to the Wicked movies), she has such snappy and awesome comedic timing and banter.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Capitalism does not care about morality.

It is immoral to charge people to park at a hospital.

The Family Stone. The Grinch (animated and Jim Carrey’s version). A Diva’s Christmas Carol. Home Alone 1 & 2. Rudolph. There’s a TON more because I love Christmas movies but those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

“I hate men” is not a strong enough statement.

It’s a very disheartening and horrifying human experience to exist in this country, and in this world, as a woman.

The White House never moves faster than when it’s time to protect a predator. No offense or offender is too big or too small. They defend them all as if their lives depend on it. We can never stop saying how absolutely batshit that is.

(Watergate was also a MAJOR coverup operation perpetrated by Nixon and his cronies in the aftermath of those idiots getting arrested while trying to break in and plant listening devices and such, but still)

Watergate was one break-in to one office of the Democratic Party. DOGE was a digital break-in to every major data-storage facility across the entire federal government.

I love that Meghann the reporter is saying good morning to Megan thee stallion and she says it back. Baby they're coworkers! Work besties!

Me at least twice a day:

It’s such a great album

I finished it about an hour ago. It was very good. The two husbands?!?! Extraordinary pieces of shit that infuriated more and more each episode. But overall, an excellent series.

It’s going to be Wicked: For Good. I realize that it’s not out until Friday. However, I am extremely confident in the fact that it’s going to be a life altering film for this humble theater kid 🎭

Every single thing I tweeted in the days when Twitter was the fucking Wild West, I’m sure 😂😂😂 I was a delinquent and a degenerate and a ne’er do well and a scoundrel LMFAOOOOOO. I’m sure the folks who’ve followed me for a while remember. But I have reformed myself and I am pure now 🙌🏾

LMFAOOOOOO I do hate any and all peas and lima beans and I have an extremely agressive vendetta against okra. I guess I got three strikes in your book 😂😂😂

Interesting thing about watching “All Her Fault” is deducing who wasn’t involved in nefarious activities based on the phones they have. Lol. Since iPhone has a “no villains” clause in their contracts, anyone with an iPhone I ruled out early as being involved. That’s a very helpful thing to know lol

I’m on episode 5 of All Her Fault and Jenny…girl…your husband?!?!

So I just started “All Her Fault.” Boy they really jump right the fuck in don’t they?!?! Holy shit.

Congress’s shutdown deal eliminated key food safety rules, blocking agencies from enforcing measures to prevent contamination and trace outbreaks. This rollback has coincided with a surge in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.

Nerdy but fun musical discovery: I just learned that harps have peddles. I had no idea. I’ve seen harpists play hella times and never paid attention to their feet. Whole time they have peddles like us pianists do. Who the hell knew?! 🤷🏽‍♀️

These Megan Kelly clips are pretty good proof that a lot of people have gotten much much much worse over the last 10 years

MAGA: Make America Gawk Again.

Ok last one fr this time…

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, SHARON?!?!

Heinous 😂😂😂

Wow. I hate you. Thanks for that 😂

Making a joke/joking reference about Monica Lewinsky regarding this shit with Trump and Bill Clinton is fucking gross. I’ve seen it over and over on social media today and it makes my fucking skin crawl.

So I’m watching FBI and I’m on season 2. This cast is unreasonably attractive. Like….jesus christ.

Wait, Trump was giving Bill Clinton sloppy toppy per the Epstein emails that just got released?!?! What the fuck is going on?!?! 😂😂

This video of Ariana Grande getting rushed by this weirdo freak at the Singapore Wicked For Good premiere who jumped the barrier and ran up to her and tried to hug her?!? And Cynthia Erivo had to physically pull him off of her and wrapped Ariana up and shielded her with her own body?! Wow, bruh wtf

Hype Man Duties!!! Lmao I love her. She’s actually on TikTok these days, still doing her duties.

I know y’all don’t like raisins but cinnamon raisin bread toasted with butter slathered on it?!?!

(he was right tho)

I still have some of those songs 😂😂

You are not deserving.. music.apple.com/us/album/dro...

Currently ascending listening to this.. music.apple.com/us/album/is-...

If you’ll be so kind as to follow me, I will show you the way to the rest of my sins… music.apple.com/us/album/sec...

Few songs are this gorgeous. music.apple.com/us/album/the...

Make it make sense…carefree is cool, but not at my expense.. music.apple.com/us/album/gon...

The Sandlot

Listening to a playlist right now where every single song on it sends me into orbit. Heaven trying to take me this evening 😩

This

All the softest parts of my heart that little me had to sacrifice to make me that way.

Horrifying. But this was weirdly one of my favorite movies as a kid 😩🫣