TOKI WARTOOTH IS A TRANS WOMAN

the tried and true method of Not Thinking About It Too Hard

two doubles and a saturday, one day off, five more days on let's gooooooooooooooooo (release me from this hell i beg)

ketchup problems

damn that is truly crazy

being a shy awkward dork working to my advantage yet again

im SO fucking hungry but i have dinner plans in an hour oh no

I wouldn’t watch a Harry Potter HBO series if you paid me. The point of HBO is sucking and fucking. You think they’re putting sucking and fucking in that shit? Hell no

If youre ever feeling low just think of all the things you can do that Goku can't. Balance a spreadsheet. Raise a child. Drive a car. In many ways, you're stronger than Goku.

big life anxiety day so many things im trying to change but haven't yet and i fear they never will

making something insane and ugly and asking my wife if she likes it as some kind of stupid test

Gotta build up your kitchen hands

rkgk/wip

time to lock in at the lock-in factory

what it genuinely feels like to be an american expat in canada

pork store is what they call my pants

getting the birds addicted to cigarettes

I LOVE MAKING WHITE BALD MEN WEALTHIER! this is a jesse f cashew guarantee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesse cashew deserves weekends off to spend with their friends and family. jesse deserves nights off to spend devoted to various hobbies!! jesse also deserves a burrito

i genuinely have to get out of the kitchen im working in asap but i really don't want to jump ship to just another fucking kitchen. someone give me a stupid fucking 9-5 i beg

i simply want to make plans with my loved ones. big ask, i know

making myself ill looking at immigration timelines on reddit

slamming my head into a concrete wall at 90 mph

i got a dibortion

does anyone wanna pick out new glasses for me plz

i want a cbd cigarette so bad it hurtsssssssssss

one of the wildest things that's changed since i got on T is that my taste in music has shifted. or maybe it's just happened with age. has anyone else experienced this on hormones? am i crazee?

green tea at 5:45 will save me

Johnny Joestar passes through Houghton Lake, Michigan, “this place sucks!”

therapy epiphany: i gotta go to the big craft store

i wouldnt need therapy if the sun came back and it got warmer than 35°

very begrudgingly logging on for my second therapy session, feeling very directionless with it

should i actually be doing IM injections :/ they seem fuckin scary

Steel balls cum

JoJo's bizarre adventure has gotta be the most homoerotic anime

damn it's crazy that i fried these eggs perfectly

rice + egg + kimchi + garlic sesame spinach (+ kewpie mayo + crispy shallot)

stimulating the economy by hiring a butler to jerk me off

Tattoosday :)

i asked clove to bring me my toothbrush with some toothpaste on it, and a cup to spit into (im in bed) and she got soooooo mad hahaha

my t-dick pokin through my insane bush:

i love the sunburn-y feeling of a new tattoo

you don’t actually need your T to be zero and more estrogen doesn’t actually always mean better transitioning. neither of those things are true

take a long pull off a short penis

Fortune

ok OK i meant the evil dyke, sorry

hey man can i bum a scroll

hey man can i take uuuuuuh a hit off that cell phone

transdowne station

thumb, ring finger, and pinky nails cut short with ring and index finger nails long and dramatically sharp is called "the evil lesbian"