dude is just really nice

pharmacy unc administering another vaccine unto me 👍🏼

ig algo thinks i still have massive jugs but joke's on them i watch all those big titty bra ads for the big titties

all of my opinions are correct and unproblematic

me banging a friend thus immediately making it weird between us forever

i hate the winter so bad bro i need to be wearing my little fuckass shorts

BIG NIGHT FOR HOCKEY

not to be crass but my dick is getting gigantic

GAY GAY GAY

monster rally 👍🏼

Here's a reminder to get lemon pig supplies for new year evening

i want to make a healthy nutritious dinner vs i want borgor french fri

not enough snacks in this house

the gay boys

maybe i should go get my flu shot today ?

ive been thinking a lot lately about how cutting "is this your first day?" is

>keep me updated >actually i just dont want to know

day two of making myself ill with chrimbo choccies

🅱️oxing 🅱️ay 🅱️reakfast 🅱️urrito

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

i said GODDAMN

chat it might be possible to get wired as fuck on decaf coffee

cleaning and seasoning the moka pot clove gave me for crimmus :)

once again my best friend has cured my brain i love her

bean botato bismas

cigarettes should taste like candy instead of ash. that's just my opinion

merry christmas im glad you're not dead

Cold as ice take but we damaged the psychic fabric of the world by giving everyone constant access to everything on the internet and constant access to each other

they are not for public consumption but i got the sweetest pictures of auntie clove with her nephew 😭💕

if you're reading this i hope you're cozy and your belly is full 💕🎄

thinking about this again

grateful for clove's family who are all sweet and kind and welcoming. next year ill be able to go back home for the holidays but until then im lucky to be here

another christmas without mostaccioli 😔

For the gag, and the bind, and the ammunition round This is not about love 'Cause I am not in love In fact I can't stop falling out

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

took a shot in the dark as far as canadian brands are concerned but to be 100% honest that did help

fuck this im buying cigarettes

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

cigarette cigarette cigarette

everything would be solved if i had one to three camel cigarettes

Yes -tucks hair behind ear- I made this.

idk not to be corny af on main but ive been trying really hard to choose what best serves my well-being lately and it's paying out in spades

muting the person whose posting gives me both dysphoria and makes the disordered eating part of my brain light up 😇🙏🏼

not to be a twee little stereotype but- this is it. this is all ive ever wanted

"sorry you're gonna be alone all day" oh my sweet child, it is simply another christmas gift

i wish i could do my shot every day. FEELS GOOD. my brain is whirring

vacation starts now 😇

existentially horny