clove says im not allowed to remain jeffery >:(

after being on HRT in some form for almost 3 years i am waiting to get called in for my first appointment with an actual endocrinologist

booked a dental appt and the receptionist thought my name was JEFFERY

the canadian government cant stop sending me checks in the mail

im gonna go hogwild on IKEA.ca

not only am i not very good at shucking oysters i also don't like doing it

nobody pay attention to the fact that eating a full meal made me feel better.

eating protein during a work day !?

mercury retrograde in cancer is hell im ngmi

yea please, thanks

i cant stick a knife directly into my eyeball on the good day of lindsay grahams death. i guess it will just have to wait

brainstatic

sucking pussy and eating dick 🙂‍↕️

dave chappelle [suddenly somber 45 minutes into his next special]: but on july 12th, 2026, i found out that my friend, lindsey graham, died. he fucking died.

where my rabies obssesive girlies at

rabies is an absolute all-timer obsessive thought spiral

i know seeking reassurance is counterintuitive for OCD thoughts but im still gonna

they had stupid little knockoff lego sets for cheap at the park visitors center. i bought one when it was raining all day as a little activity and i liked it so much i bought another today as we were heading out. gonna get a little stoned and build a tiny lego fox later yayyyyyyy

no pictures but i taught bennie how to swim while we were camping :3

post-camping shower gonna hit hard as hell, fellas

one time i was complaining about the current state of affairs to my friend kelly and she responded “do you think laura ingalls wilder ever had an orgasm?”

how it feels

full service bars at the toilets/showers building ayyeeeee

seeing this while eating taco bell in my car feels like an ill portend

campdate day 2: pouring rain all day ;)

campinggggggggggggggg

god i love this shit. god i LOVE this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whose pussy do i have to suck to lick some pussy around here

my friends: hello we would like to come over and offer you gifts and glad tidings :) me: you have awakened an evil most ancient within me.........

this was a simple fantasy but what if it became... reality

frosty beer big joint no dinner

it’s today’s birthday

so many little things have been hurting my fucking feelings the last few days idk why i gotta be such a raw nerve all the time

i think if he found out about tboy pussy, the series would have ended with Waystar Royco HQ being blown up

🤭

i miss crying, rare L for testosterone

free-use idiot

Swag gives way to listlessness.

or else what is the point of having a deviant body

trough Mondays im sooooooo oversensitive someone shoot me in the face

[insert weekly crash-out about work here]

i need to have a fucked-up sexual experience soon or else

brutal

dick cheese tortellini

Dick out at the applebees

bennie is being soooo bad right now. lucky for him i am well-versed in loving stupid men

what it feels like

covered in a thin, sticky fluid and letting it dry on me

found an extremely @dilfkink.kindboys.online shirt in my collection

guy at the laundromat eating an entire jar of pickles