i took a nap earlier which was foolish

creating a weird little summer

i see u baby shittin that ass

i think clavicular should die and it seems as tho he agrees with me

unfortunately for everyone my haircut is really giving "praise dale"

how's this

i should be allowed to work 3 hours and get paid for 8

every time i hear money trees i want to text all the old friends that money trees reminds me of

if it's not a hell yes, it's a no

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

if nobody got me i know barber jim got me

trying to keep new friendships afloat is so difficult when a) im too busy to hang out, and b) all i have to say over text is "im working a lot and im really stressed out"

i need to do a cleanse of something. not for health or to lose weight i just want to shit a lot

im gonna make it. i get a haircut today

it's tough

man i dont wanna do any of this shit

gimme that gay shit

oopsies i smoked half a cig and now i dont feel so gooood

who wants to come watch this dog for a few hours so i can fuck my wife

sourdough pancakes for my wife, one of the best mothers i know

your sapphic? oh thats so interesting. im fucking gay

not getting hard... cumming too soon... not being able to cum... a lot of cis men's sex "problems" could be solved with one simple solution: eat her out

ah fuck tomorrow is mother's Day and i work in a classy restaurant

cannot wait to do my shot tomorrow morning

>:(

Look at this FREAKING GUY

bennie u gotta eat more dinner than that ur so skinny bennie! bennie!!!!!!!!

your daily bennie

curse of a small town

thereby blasting hella darts in the costco parking lot ayyyyyyy

diet coke is a fridge cigarette hot dog is a meat cigarette

so many bennie accessories 💕

long leggie bennie

more like Hurricane Bennie

mustache is growing in and im receiving a fuckass haircut in a few days 🙏🏼

come over homie were smoking weed in the bathroom and listening to tubular bells by mike oldfield

i loved that cocksucker like a brother. and he FUCKED me in the ass!

he's just so tall it's so funny. scrambling all over the laminate floors

bennie :)

used to know this guy called scotty three-dicks on account of the time we walked in on him with two fellas named richard

every day i wonder if this will be the day the lot tows my car for nonpayment and every day, there my car remains

we're gonna get there i know 💕 poor guy was freaking out all night last night and now im extremely sleepy

oh yeah, NOW we're stressin

i knew his name would be bennie because ive had BENNIE BENNIE BENNIE BENNIE and his pets~~~~ stuck in my head all day

how do i convince myself to drink more water

ive humiliated my boy!!!!!