jesse cashew
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your favorite trans guy mi, usa // on, canada ♒︎/♏︎/♉︎ MDNI🔞
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NO HARM 888 SLEEP WELL
6 months ago
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valley girlfriend
5 days ago
*paula cole voice* where have all the chopped uncs goooonnneee
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DAMN BABY, U PISS WITH THAT ASS??
about 2 hours ago
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i want to stick my dick into something
about 5 hours ago
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this guy is such a dumb fucking bitch omg
about 7 hours ago
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almost time to rock an absolutely incredible piss
about 10 hours ago
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The Ugly Machine
about 12 hours ago
Another
#portfolioday
filled with pics of things that ended up in the hands of cool people
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relax guys, it’s still ken
about 12 hours ago
i’m so deeply sad to hear of the recent celebrity passing. i don’t want to come off as parasocial, but i really loved his work and his talent will be missed. i thought he was fantastic in severance and- [intern comes on stage and whispers something in my ear] oh seriously? lol. lmao. thats awesome
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i was on the phone with my best friend for 2 whole hours earlier and i completely forgot to get her opinion on a troubling ongoing social situation FUCK!!!!!
1 day ago
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i love that one of the last lessons 2025 offered me was "i can smoke cigarettes sometimes"
#grateful
#blessed🙏🏼
1 day ago
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francis
1 day ago
im taking your tumblr theyfriend and forcemascing him. im making him toxic. he's wearing a backwards cap and talking about fucking bubble butt twinks. this is the future the transsexual left wants.
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oh no bestie, they're gonna internet kill you for that
2 days ago
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𝖈 𝖑 𝖔 𝖛 𝖊
2 days ago
Sure man ok
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taco baco gave me a 7up that has but a whisper of syrup in it. however, the carbonation is dialed up to 200%. this is the most refreshing soft drink ive ever sipped
2 days ago
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the way my wife posts turns me on, sorry
2 days ago
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𝖈 𝖑 𝖔 𝖛 𝖊
3 days ago
Cuz I got one hand in my pocket And the other ones making a jerk-off motion
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pay every line cook $50/hour jesus christ
3 days ago
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unfortunately for my ops i was cured by one shot of whiskey and one cigarette
3 days ago
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had a realization about how badly social media/scrolling is rotting out my brain (everything youve heard is true, sadly) so im once again attempting to be here much much less. take care of yourselves <3
5 days ago
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clove cigarettes
6 days ago
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i keep dreaming about parties, old friends, socializing at events. im sure this doesn't mean anything
6 days ago
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everything aligns i must believe this
6 days ago
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yessssssss mysterious dm from an acquaintance, raise my blood pressure!!
6 days ago
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katharina blum ultra (dilf bait)
7 days ago
i think torrenting is so beautiful, looking at the list of your peers is like touching hands with your class siblings all over the world
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yahoo
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7 days ago
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if you like my haircut you have to tell me, it's the law
7 days ago
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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid
7 days ago
Now you can hear what these goobers sound like
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you know what my problem is? genuinely? i haven't been eating any sweet potatoes lately
7 days ago
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just wait until you see what im like in february!!!!!!!!!
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7 days ago
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take me back to the keystone state
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7 days ago
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sorry! january makes me unpleasant
7 days ago
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maybe i can just decide im not mentally ill anymore. ok so i no longer experience disordered thinking. im pretty chill and my brain is normal. i function well
7 days ago
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i wish i had the kind of mental illness that makes shit interesting but i have the obsessive rumination kind instead
7 days ago
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IM BORED im sick of having an anxiety disorder im sick of being stuck in the same geographical location im sick of winter
7 days ago
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happy 5 year anniversary to me and clove :) one anniversary of many. also yes it was on *that* day. what can i say we're very romantic
7 days ago
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trying to fart out a tummy ache
8 days ago
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happy january 6 to all who celebrate
8 days ago
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now this is a christmas movie!!
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8 days ago
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FUCK IT, catch me if you can
8 days ago
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no i think you misunderstood me, im here to read funny posts
8 days ago
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acaballroom bee
9 days ago
tl;dr: I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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what should i make for dinner
9 days ago
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7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣
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9 days ago
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cum
9 days ago
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go to work? but i JUST did that????
9 days ago
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molly ✨
9 days ago
barry lyndon
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my wife is so much cooler than me i need to get my shit together honestly
9 days ago
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𝖈 𝖑 𝖔 𝖛 𝖊
9 days ago
Wait. Wait wait wait. Dirk Diglett
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if the post fits
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9 days ago
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not ME ordering herbal clove cigarettes online
9 days ago
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lilith kills u
9 days ago
i can’t believe what some bitches out there are saying about dirk diggler’s prosthetic dick, honestly fucking unspeakable. as a trans woman, dirk diggler’s prosthetic dick is a comfort character and im tired of the way that some people on this website talk about it
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