I love Sam Darnold

HOW DID HE CATCH THAT

Watching a This is Lorelei show shot on MiniDV while I sip my coors banquet in Bed Stuy

I don't care if Monday's black Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack Thursday, never looking back It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Currently have friendly muttonchops and am gonna start wearing big stupid dress pants and big dress shirts with suspenders #TAMMANYMAXXING

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

23%?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD

hmmmmm Mets should sign another middle infielder....

"I agree that there is a compelling reason for this difference between how American college students are reacting to Palestine and to Iran, but I don't like that difference, so I am going to dismiss it anyway."

Thousands of people digging out their old stormfront passwords and child porn DVDs

Do my beautiful Knicks have the #CupCurse????

High as fuck on r/Bread upvoting every other post

Now THATS what I'm talking about

4/20/2023 <--- Cody Bellinger homered 4/20/2024 <--- Cody Bellinger homered 4/20/2025 <--- Cody Bellinger homered

"A fellow detainee says he witnessed Geraldo Lunas Campos being choked to death by guards at an ICE detention center in Texas on Jan. 3."

love to this bro

Did Klob tell a bunch of incels to **** themselves too? Thats how I caught my suspension lol

69 days until Opening Day

Solidarity with the people of Minnesota bravely standing up for their vulnerable neighbors against some of the stupidest fascism the world has ever seen.

Albania, Bosnia, Kosovo, Macedonia, and Montenegro on the list. OUR GOVERNMENT IS BEING RUN BY A SECRET CABAL OF SERBIANS!!!!

They're just this dumb, guys. It's not donors. It's not consultants. Dem leadership truly believes deep in their hearts that cops are good when they have liberal oversight.

We are not letting this go If there is no red line around AI-generated sex abuse, then no line exists. by @cwarzel.bsky.social and @matteowong.bsky.social

Now THATS what I'm talking about!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

one of scott adams best posts

well said 👇

I never have to see the Twitter for you page again

!!!!!

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

He is survived by his husband and cousin, Eric Adams.

RIP Scoot Adams -- you drew a guy ❤️

source tells me dilbert is stable please god

Congrats Donald Trump, you just created 1 million Jerome Powells

I love my beautiful New England Patriots

Nikki is such a good awards show host!!!!

Watching Marty Supreme with my partner: wow, what a terrible narcissist. Just a bad guy. Watching Marty Supreme alone: LETS GO MARTY, YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!! DONT LET ANYONE STOP YOU AND YOUR DREAM!!!!!!

ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink. Two Americas.

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

#shouldof traided for Chi

Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.

Fucking horrific just to imagine, there needs to be consequences

I can’t remember being angrier.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead