wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

not interested in the mtg/nyt collaboration I hope everyone involved dies falling down some stairs

they're right. we need to think of how ice agents and cbp feel conducting their abductions, and how we can make them feel bad enough that they all kill themselves

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Annihilation (2018)

People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”

Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.

Olive grove by olive grove, sheep pasture by sheep pasture, village by village — over the past two years, Israeli settlers, often with Israeli military support, have escalated their unrelenting campaign to seize land and erase its Palestinian presence. Paywall free: nytimes.com/interactive/...

as someone who strongly believes epstein didn't off himself, reading that line about the short way home feels like being checkmated by the universe

WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night

"Let's use GenAI in our game in a series that's famously about AI running rampant and destroying the Earth!"

This is a wild hack. a16z gave a million dollars to startup called Doublespeed. They use a phone farm to flood social media with AI generated influencers and ads. A hacker remotely broke into the phone farm, unmasking the AI influencers/fake accounts, gave us the data www.404media.co/hack-reveals...

Just an update: if you decided to bet against Bari Weiss, you can collect your payout now.

calling my senator and telling him to pick up a gun

gf naan, success

The report is: "YOU COULD HAVE JUST BEEN RIGHT ON PALESTINE & TRANS PEOPLE" in big 98 font letters.

I felt like I was losing my mind watching everyone weep about the desecration of beautiful, sacred white house. God bless Kate for articulating exactly why that's dumb.

I wrote about Trump’s ballroom and the right’s quest to remake the symbolic order for @nyreviewofarch.bsky.social nyra.nyc/articles/wre...

absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.

if you like harry potter kill yourself

The extreme attack on transgender youth we are witnessing from a governmental stage was enabled by The Atlantic and The New York Times.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.

You've heard of the cum stack. Get ready for the piss stack! • 200mg Caffeine • 100mg Spironolactone • B vitamin supplement (for color) • Electrolyte drink • 2L of water

What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?

direct correlation between my mood and the frequency with which i, unprompted, turn to my bf and say "I have a pussy btw"

Amazing interview with a clownish local billionaire who is one of NYC's biggest conservative political figures, and firmly in the Too Dumb To Have A Conversation With tranche of humanity. nyeditorialboard.substack.com/p/john-catsi...

your honor I plead a temporary bout of incontinence

Ngl seeing people say this was part of the reason I held off on transition so long. I did *more* damage to myself by thinking it was already too late. It’s not too late! The second-best time to plant the titty tree is now!

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

Rob Reiner directed some of the most beloved movies of all time, including Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride. His production company also made movies like The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise and Michael Clayton. The film industry has lost one of its titans.

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

Things involved in getting a pussy installed that I may have been conceptually aware of but in no way prepared for

lol the dems totally negotiated with trump for this pardon didn't they, wonder what they offered

I swear they did one of these in high school this is some powerful nostalgia they're cooking up for Mega man fans of a certain age

I expect it will be a wonderful day to passively scroll the tl

all the online gambling stuff is bad except for whichever will let me bet on political assassinations

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Everyone needs to listen to Gustav Holst's "The Planets", not for hoity-toity nerd reasons, but because every epic sci-fi movie OST for the past century has been directly lifting shit from this one specific collection of pieces, and you deserve to hear your favourite motif in its native environment.

Model: Construct 8 Debut: Final Fantasy Tactics Year: 1997 Designers: the artists at Square

Bari Weiss just appointed anchor Tony Dokoupil to CBS Evening News. Here's what Ta-Nehisi Coates had to say about him: zeteo.com/p/ta-nehisi-...

current mood

Incredible reporting in the @chicago.suntimes.com on the torture being inflicted on the people who came to this country for safety. CW postpartum trauma, medical torture chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

getting a care and feeding sheet for my new pussy like it's a ball python from petco

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

I thought y’all were trying to turn the temperature down? To curb toxic posting? To make social media more friendly? How does trolling your own users fit into that mission? Genuine question.

dual wielding genitalia