Once again posing the question: How does anyone write dystopian fiction anymore?

On July 15, 2006, the full version of Twitter was introduced publicly. #InternetHistory

We're going to have to start talking like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra to avoid automated censorship

Diarrhea Alexanderplatz (1980)

Today on bluesky I argued with some people who don't know what an Oxford comma is, and at least one person who doesn't know how to count to 3.

1. Sylvia Plath 2. A New York vigilante 3. Shah of Iran In those 15 years of newspaper writing an editing, or in your journalism degree, did you ever learn how to count to 3?

Sylvia Platt featured in newest historical fiction alongside a NY Vigilante and Shah of Iran?

The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Mitch McConnell extends his skeletal hand and pulls the life force directly from the root chakra of Lindsey Graham who slides soundlessly to the floor

No, this seems fine www.wsj.com/opinion/why-...

The main reason I think the McConnell proof of life photo is fake is because Elaine Chao appears to have genuine love in her eyes

pausa de hidratación

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes tonight and then he was like "Oh, wait Lindsey Graham just showed up, wanna talk to him?"

Can't believe I'm locked out of my Twitter account this week

My sources are telling me Lindsey Graham died from terminal diarrhea

rip bozo #LindseyGraham

This Anthropic Claude commercial during the world cup just pmo

DJ HYPERGIANT is woke

Corded hedge trimmers were invented by Big Extension Cord to sell more extension cords

It's fun coming on here and seeing a bunch of names I haven't seen on twitter in a while.

Caught a 7-day ban on Twitter.com for telling a horrid transphobe that he deserved to get c*rb st*mped. Lowkey forgot I had an account on here too.

Sup guys, I'm rate limited on twitter.

does this place have groupchats yet

How does this place still not have groupchats? Lol?

You guys are missing some good sandwich content over on twitter

Yeah we are definitely in mad king territory.

#like this post if we're friends on Twitter and you'd #like to join a group chat on here and maybe I will get around to setting that up, and then again maybe I will not

I #like blue sky I guess

Just checking to see if this place still exists in case I get kicked out of The Bad Place

I'm searching for 666 of my closest friends

reminder twitter.com/JEllulz/stat...

I love y̷o̷u̷ Y̶̘͝o̴̬̔ṷ̵͘ ̴̻͐l̶̯̚o̸̗͊v̶̞̋e̸̠͛ ̷̦̈́m̴̻̅e W̵͈̮̐̆e̸̛͈͆'̷͈̐ř̴͖ͅė̵̡̈́ ̵͓͘ạ̸͎͐͝ ̵̭̟̕h̴̜̲͐a̵͎̦͘p̸̨͑̏p̷͉̙̋y̴̭̍ ̸̤̏f̶͕̄̇a̷͓̅m̶̝̲͋̐i̴̢̢̋͘l̷̥͇͑̉y̴͎͛̄ ̸͇͌W̶̤̩͍͌̏ḯ̶̢͓̐͜t̸̻̃͝h̷̼̳̄͝ ̶̧̰̐á̴̰ ̴̫͇̽̄͘g̸̟̜̏̐͘ŕ̶͓͎͈̋̇e̸̠̓a̷̼͇͐̀͆͜t̵͈͝ ̵̥̀̓b̷͓͔́ȉ̶͈̯͛̕g̷̯̱̣̿͘ ̴̪̺̞̈́̈́h̸͉̄̋ǘ̷̘̭̠̿g̷̜͚̾̽ ̷̨͎͆͋ ̵̮̋̿̿ă̵̪͋̓n̴͕̟̔̈́d̴̳̝̽ ̴̢͖̻̊a̵͓̫̖̓̄̀ ̷̩͎̅k̸͇̀i̴̡̛̥͚͗s̴̻̭̊̏͗s̶͓͎̠̊ ̶͈̅f̴̨̝̒r̷͛̃̂ͅõ̸̝ṃ̵̟̈́͐ ̶̻̼̈͒̿m̴̧̝͛͆͘ė̸͈͉͍̑ ̶̠͚̩͑̎̃t̴͔͈̠͠ó̵̪͎ ̶̹̂y̵͉̝͘͜͝o̵̙̠̽̉̀ű̷͓̟͆ Ẃ̴̙͖͖̓͌̂̂̾̋ō̴̺̆ǹ̶̩̄̚'̷̙̝̻̿̊̽t̸̝̙͇̱̤̘̰̻̞̪̎͠ͅ ̴̰̱͖̖͕̤͐̏̊̾̀̅͑͂̽̀̚y̷̢̧̘̦͌͜ơ̸̡̛̯̱̭̱͍͚̖͍̪̌́͛̈̽̊̒̇u̷̧͎͖͖̙͔͙̓̅̀̓̈́͒͛̈́̓͝ ̷̝͉̦͎͒̾̑s̴̛͓̏̆̈́̆̃̈͗̿á̸̧̞̦̯̪̜̦̳͍̼̞̐y̸̹̘͕̱͔̰͔̿̀̆͛́͝ ̷̯̭̠͔̙̞͚͕͈̆͆͊̂̉ͅy̸̧̰̹̮̠̭͎̲͊́̑̾o̷̯̳̥̟̬̱͎̫͆̆͊̐̃͛͘ṳ̶̲͈̜̑̔̈́̆̍ ̷͓̳͎̾̓̌̓͂̈́͛̐͒̍͝l̷̨̪̞̮̘̰̬̺̑̇̍̊͊͐͋͘͠ͅȯ̸̠̊̂̓̓͘v̸̡͖͈̯̲̭̠̠͆͑̾̄̃̄̂͒͑̇̋ͅẽ̶̘̱͈͔̬̩͙̽̊̔͛̾̈͗̿̐̆ ̸̨̲̼̫̘̰̳̜̣́m̷͖͚̗̿̊͑̽̈́̄̀̈́̈́̅͝ë̸̡̮̰̰͈̺̞͎͚̻́͐̈́̈́̍͗̕͠͝ͅ ̷̙̄͑̈́́̕͘͝͠ť̶͎̫͔̼̣̹̹͐̅͊̃̿͋͐o̷̘̝̳̫̞̪̽̅͒̎̈o̷͍̫̼̩̙͛̎͒͑́̏̏͋́̓͘?̵̺̪̦̻̠͉̹̹͑͝ͅ

Why is the app so bad lol

I love y̷o̷u̷ Y̶̘͝o̴̬̔ṷ̵͘ ̴̻͐l̶̯̚o̸̗͊v̶̞̋e̸̠͛ ̷̦̈́m̴̻̅e W̵͈̮̐̆e̸̛͈͆'̷͈̐ř̴͖ͅė̵̡̈́ ̵͓͘ạ̸͎͐͝ ̵̭̟̕h̴̜̲͐a̵͎̦͘p̸̨͑̏p̷͉̙̋y̴̭̍ ̸̤̏f̶͕̄̇a̷͓̅m̶̝̲͋̐i̴̢̢̋͘l̷̥͇͑̉y̴͎͛̄ ̸͇͌W̶̤̩͍͌̏ḯ̶̢͓̐͜t̸̻̃͝h̷̼̳̄͝ ̶̧̰̐á̴̰ ̴̫͇̽̄͘g̸̟̜̏̐͘ŕ̶͓͎͈̋̇e̸̠̓a̷̼͇͐̀͆͜t̵͈͝ ̵̥̀̓b̷͓͔́ȉ̶͈̯͛̕g̷̯̱̣̿͘ ̴̪̺̞̈́̈́h̸͉̄̋ǘ̷̘̭̠̿g̷̜͚̾̽ ̷̨͎͆͋ ̵̮̋̿̿ă̵̪͋̓n̴͕̟̔̈́d̴̳̝̽ ̴̢͖̻̊a̵͓̫̖̓̄̀ ̷̩͎̅k̸͇̀i̴̡̛̥͚͗s̴̻̭̊̏͗s̶͓͎̠̊ ̶͈̅f̴̨̝̒r̷͛̃̂ͅõ̸̝ṃ̵̟̈́͐ ̶̻̼̈͒̿m̴̧̝͛͆͘ė̸͈͉͍̑ ̶̠͚̩͑̎̃t̴͔͈̠͠ó̵̪͎ ̶̹̂y̵͉̝͘͜͝o̵̙̠̽̉̀ű̷͓̟͆ Ẃ̴̙͖͖̓͌̂̂̾̋ō̴̺̆ǹ̶̩̄̚'̷̙̝̻̿̊̽t̸̝̙͇̱̤̘̰̻̞̪̎͠ͅ ̴̰̱͖̖͕̤͐̏̊̾̀̅͑͂̽̀̚y̷̢̧̘̦͌͜ơ̸̡̛̯̱̭̱͍͚̖͍̪̌́͛̈̽̊̒̇u̷̧͎͖͖̙͔͙̓̅̀̓̈́͒͛̈́̓͝ ̷̝͉̦͎͒̾̑s̴̛͓̏̆̈́̆̃̈͗̿á̸̧̞̦̯̪̜̦̳͍̼̞̐y̸̹̘͕̱͔̰͔̿̀̆͛́͝ ̷̯̭̠͔̙̞͚͕͈̆͆͊̂̉ͅy̸̧̰̹̮̠̭͎̲͊́̑̾o̷̯̳̥̟̬̱͎̫͆̆͊̐̃͛͘ṳ̶̲͈̜̑̔̈́̆̍ ̷͓̳͎̾̓̌̓͂̈́͛̐͒̍͝l̷̨̪̞̮̘̰̬̺̑̇̍̊͊͐͋͘͠ͅȯ̸̠̊̂̓̓͘v̸̡͖͈̯̲̭̠̠͆͑̾̄̃̄̂͒͑̇̋ͅẽ̶̘̱͈͔̬̩͙̽̊̔͛̾̈͗̿̐̆ ̸̨̲̼̫̘̰̳̜̣́m̷͖͚̗̿̊͑̽̈́̄̀̈́̈́̅͝ë̸̡̮̰̰͈̺̞͎͚̻́͐̈́̈́̍͗̕͠͝ͅ ̷̙̄͑̈́́̕͘͝͠ť̶͎̫͔̼̣̹̹͐̅͊̃̿͋͐o̷̘̝̳̫̞̪̽̅͒̎̈o̷͍̫̼̩̙͛̎͒͑́̏̏͋́̓͘?̵̺̪̦̻̠͉̹̹͑͝ͅ