smoking on the shit that had tim hortin

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

The AI bubble is bursting so I am going to corner the market on a new tech I'm calling "IA" intelligent Artificials, and it's a new system where you give me $300 for a jpeg of a monkey

jimmy kimmel shouldn’t have taken all those kids halloween candy

wear protection at that new years party or your son will be a daughter

Is it enough that you love and care if the way you did it made your garden wilt away?

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

i really dislike learned helplessness about skill acquisition. it is extremely straightforward to look up how to do something you don't know how to do on your phone and at least understand the parameters of the problem well enough to try to improve at it

green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent

i’d rather stroke my shit in my pants than have a stroke and shit my pants

it seems today . that all you see . is violence and boobies and gex on the wii

boutta ride this island til its rode island

can’t wait to be back on the road its kind of the only time i feel normal

i’m the one awake person at the function its a heavy burden to bear

how u hating from outside the roxy

i have a big quote in an article :3 headstuff.org/entertainmen...

why do they call it a tgirl when you take T out of girl put E in girl make girl E into girl E girl no more T

smoking on the shit that made mother superior jump the gun

everyone thinks i’m 2-5 years older than i am and 2-4 inches shorter . i’m chill w it

Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...

pond lehonky

woah double rainbow all the way across the sky what does it mean?

right wingers who tell trans people to kill themselves 50 times a day snitch tagging the fbi on basic observations about charlie kirks politics

Don't let Charlie Kirk's death distract you from one of the coolest albums of this year

Partner has made a very strong argument that what happened to kirk is about as close as being smited by God in the immediate act of blasphemous hate

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

I and this fascist who only brought pure malevolence into the world may not have seen eye to eye on everything, but I certainly can't condone violence when it's used by a civilian and not a drone, or a genocidal occupation, or a group of roving, retroactively deputized kidnappers in an unmarked van

this album has been cooking for 3 years it has been cooking longer than i have been in the band i have seen it go through generation upon generation and it’s finally done and out and i am so proud of dj roswell and lowkey also of myself so much new territory

We rebuilt the entire album in a week using AI and no human artists open.spotify.com/album/6MOKBq...

democrat melissa hortman was literally politically assassinated in her fucking home less than 3 months ago and now everyone wants to comment on how bad it’ll be now like ok

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked

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it would be crazy if we dropped the new album on bandcamp 12 hours early right haha kfcmurderchicks.bandcamp.com/album/223-2

“what kind of girl are you?” “let’s just say… im a special kind of girl” “what are you… literally a cat?”

lowkey should have taken that album down like a year ago and a half ago but the infected limb has been severed. sorry but u don’t get to do what u did to me and just like stay in the public record of the band ! that album didn’t even make sense in the broader discography lowkey

Archive.org is being sued by record labels and they're asking people to sign this petition to help get the suit dropped. www.change.org/p/defend-the...

also !!!! if u found my preformance in castration movie pt ii emotionally moving u might fw my solo music faradayribcage dot bandcamp dot com i put out a new album in march the faradayribcage music comes from a similar emotional place as the intense parts of valerie

disorganized castration feelings <3

disorganized castration feelings <3

im literalllg a cat

ok NOW everyone can see my sexy little body

It’s up & working now folks 👍

im the only person w a functioning castration movie stream bc it’s on the roku app for eventive