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Do reply guys exist here or have they metamorphosed into something else, something stronger

you don’t need eyes to see…

My son stepped on his own legos earlier

ppl complaining about the cgi in daredevil... y'all don't deserve superhero tv. you want shows with the budget of Avatar, have 6 episodes & get canceled after one season when 50 million ppl don't watch it? superhero tv cgi shouldn't look good. it should look like gorilla grodd fighting the flash.

I feel like if there’s mayo in your special sauce you should be legally obligated to tell me before you put it on my food

I’m so good at complaining

I’ve been invited to the nfl combine

Now I know the pain and anger Old Yeller felt when everyone turned their backs on him and assassinated him

every director should have to make one g rated film

Just tried to unlock my apt with my office keys. Am I being reintegrated with my innie?

Nothing humbles you like those self checkout cameras

lord have mercy..

Saying “thanks I needed that” after my friend daps me up

hmm interesting post you made, I will now have a completely one-sided discussion about it with you in the replies

I encountered a guy on Instagram who convinced me that I’ve been at war with myself. Now I’m struggling to figure out how I win said war. How can a war of the mind be waged?? So much to think about

I fear only the man who is able to defeat himself in combat

Would any of you be interested in taking something from a bank with me

i love movies. you watch a good one and you're like, damn. that changed my life. you watch a bad one and you get to spend days thinking about what went wrong and why they made the choices they made. you win either way.

I’ll never stop chasing the high I got when Kendrick dropped ‘not like us’ the day after ‘meet the grahams’ lmao

Why the hell is John Pork at the superbowl

I doff my cap proudly!!

Got oatmeal at starbucks and they asked me if I wanted a honey pack to go with it

you could be having a great conversation with a potentially new friend and then they show you some AI art they generated

booby trap your house

Received a letter from an unknown sender that simply read "fuck you"

Redditors love posting a comment about how nobody should be surprised

get a library card. you can read and listen to books through the libby app and stream movies for free on kanopy all thanks to your local library.

Some men are given incredible gifts and have no idea how to use them

actually how it feels posting on this damn site

Saying good morning in the gc and posting this if nobody says it back within 10 seconds

I would like to become the new Pope

Post yourself as a drink

this and a cigarette

They should put everyone named Christopher in one movie

Mfers will tell you everything will be okay and look at you like this

Giving you a Rorschach test but I'm just showing you pictures like this

If someone bites you you bite them back

My office nemesis is back and says he wants to make peace

outed as an agent of babylon after passing the dutchie on my right-hand side

everyone is excited for the launch of my new trebuchet

Burglary is the tightest crime. You went somewhere you weren't supposed to be and took something that wasn't yours. You didn't hurt anybody, or even scare anybody! You just showed up and now the safe is empty and you're on a train reading a newspaper and smirking

imma ruin the whole world

Ig chefs want you dead

Listening to a podcast review Inland Empire. They hated it. I don't respect it, but I understand it. Then they're insulting Laura Dern. Now I'm mad. 1 of the hosts says the only things he watches on YouTube are Honest Trailers and How It Should Have Ended. I'm no longer mad. I'm listening to idiots.

I have folder on Instagram called "IG chefs want you dead" and it's filled with stuff like this

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