Being radicalized by The Mandarin from iron man 3

I can't quite prove it but I feel like Marco Pierre White has killed a man

Church zombies in 28 Days Later when Jim said “hello”

You should consume right-wing media. 3,000 ice agents invaded Minnesota because of a 23-year-old YouTuber. You need to be aware of the alternate reality these people live in because it directly impacts our lives.

I need a complete data wipe

Too many thoughts floating around in my mind palace. Too much information, everything is mixed up and I’m dizzy. Take all of the information out of my mind

First day of playing Disco Elysium

“Hope this helps” is like nails on a chalkboard

Cain once Abel turned his back to him

I will be executed this Friday

Launching a new clothing store where you're allowed to come in and shop completely naked.

Orangutans are such majestic creatures

Bradley Cooper is working on a script for Maestro 2

Tenet

Instagram comment sections can be so funny. You could post a video of boiling water and people will be complaining, nitpicking and arguing in the comments

Let’s interact with each other in public

a buttered milk biskit..

You are not permitted to speak. The council of elders has brought you here today to account for the crime of traumadumping.

They're putting me in the contraption. No one will look me in the eye. They're writing on their clipboards and they're frowning.

Going to a random website and turning speakers to max and clicking on every pop up window and downloading random files and opening the files on my personal computer hang on I’m chatting with someone from the website they’re asking me for my bank information

I’m a humaoid! I’m an AI

Btw I saw this movie with a friend and got high with him beforehand. Terrifying experience and I’ll never do it again. A little voice in my head kept saying “danger, run” every 5 minutes or so

I get to work 30 minutes early every day because it shaves 15 minutes off my commute, then I just do this in the office until work starts

Me letterboxd year

My dreams generate slop that AI could never match, prompts be damned

scrample t he jets..

Marty Supreme: A movie about an ambitious young man’s pursuit to make the perfect cold cut sandwich

I want to start posting so much on here that you all get sick of me and run me off the site

• William Shatner called me a fool before blocking me on twitter • Briefly locked eyes with Andy Serkis in Manhattan

Treat yourself to a flap jack

Nothing to fear on this happy new year..

It’s time for me to start posting more flops on here

good morning…..

I don’t want to sound alarmist but Richard Kind has been visiting my dreams and warning me of an extra-dimensional demonic entity that will be passing through our dimension in a few months and destroying our planet on its way out. He’s ordered me to warn everyone and granted me a protective boon

Gnarl, piss, bare your teeth, spit and jump around and holler and screech like a rabid ape. Do this at your place of employment let everyone see

I should post here more often but I’m afraid and the fear starts to turn to confusion and anger

I should slap the piss outta your mouth

Post a warning

Do reply guys exist here or have they metamorphosed into something else, something stronger

you don’t need eyes to see…

My son stepped on his own legos earlier

ppl complaining about the cgi in daredevil... y'all don't deserve superhero tv. you want shows with the budget of Avatar, have 6 episodes & get canceled after one season when 50 million ppl don't watch it? superhero tv cgi shouldn't look good. it should look like gorilla grodd fighting the flash.

I feel like if there’s mayo in your special sauce you should be legally obligated to tell me before you put it on my food

I’m so good at complaining

I’ve been invited to the nfl combine

Now I know the pain and anger Old Yeller felt when everyone turned their backs on him and assassinated him

every director should have to make one g rated film

Just tried to unlock my apt with my office keys. Am I being reintegrated with my innie?

Nothing humbles you like those self checkout cameras

lord have mercy..