out: matching tattoos in: matching rib fractures

if you can’t afford to tip you can’t afford to go out

i usually like to think i have thicker skin than this but… ouch.

inclusivity is not a good thing. minority groups do not and should not try to include everyone, it is okay to make an aspirational exclusive place for yourselves -- this is the gift given to us by a world that has excluded us and given us only cultural brilliance and material lack as a result

BEING PAID,—what will compare with it?

sexually humiliating the rich and powerful would feel a lot more satisfying if they weren't getting off on it

hannahaccount.bandcamp.com/album/echo-w... echo worship is out today on bandcamp!

funniest man alive i’m sorry

Just learned that one of you acted in a manner somewhat beneath yourself in a moment of weakness and insecurity and yes genuine pain. And that in that moment what should have been your problems became someone else’s problems? Considering how best to punish this good and hard

love "activists" who spend two years watching a holocaust unfold live on social media and still go, "you know what we need? another march"

Ex gf said she had no bitches like what's the point of Me then?

cursing out jews 4 jesus on the sidewalk is a mitzvah

most intelligent analytic philosopher

my mum saw the tylenol, said “amateur type shit” and went back to licking her paintbrush

if you’re transgender you have to learn how to cook

she said “i’m going to have a quiet night in reading spinoza” and god laughed

will i stop you from doing something very stupid? yes. are you testing my patience? also yes.

i hate the united states it is an evil country beyond words. i love new york city so much it makes my heart hurt. we can make something better i swear to god

I’ve run into a handful of overtly sexual artworks in the last couple months and with each I’ve involuntarily thought “oh it’s an artist from ____; that’s just their culture, it’s a country of perverts” and I believe I’ve now had that thought for every nation in Europe, country by country.

so many birthdays in the next month

pull yourself together and go cook a big dinner with and for your sisters and talk about the concrete ways in which you’ll show up for each other in the coming days, weeks, months, years. there is no way out but through and the only way we make it through is with each other

when things start looking a little bit balkan

ashke women go up two cup sizes at 30 and that’s how we know god loves us

bruises like medals on a soviet general

doing my shot then rewatching the car scene from casino royale

i really dislike learned helplessness about skill acquisition. it is extremely straightforward to look up how to do something you don't know how to do on your phone and at least understand the parameters of the problem well enough to try to improve at it

I forgot I made this I crack myself up lol

should i show up to the function in a punk fit

The computer is not going to save you in any meaningful way.

not a Doge Day Afternoon

femmes will post their every waking thought to instagram stories

The point of doll invasion is to let trans women microdose the way gay guys are always going on vacation

it does very strange things to artists online when the primary thing they are able to market is intimate access to process

good bruises to drown out the bad ones

a bunch of trannies stealing unattended beers from finance bros at 4am is exactly how i expected the castration movie afterparty to go

the thing about new york city is that sometimes your beverage is awful

something i’ve realized is that if you’re very beautiful you can be as strange at parties as you want to be

[getting struck by lightning for like the 16th time] okay that's crazy but there's no way it'll happen again

if you’re asking me to be your second it better be for a duel

"bella ciao" lmao

“y’know, you constantly complain about getting into these situations but you’re doing it to yourself” — a wise friend

Still the best thing I've ever made

i got a nosebleed and my blood tastes like god

i'm too cheap to pay for private STD testing for work so now my PCP thinks i'm a slut because i come in with a "potential exposure" every four weeks on the dot

the facts about my life are either so outlandish no one believes them or so awful everyone wishes they didn’t

NEAR MINT +++ THERE IS NO FUNGUS THERES IS NO DUST THERE IS NO BALSAM SEPARATION THERE IS SOME LIGHT EVIL CURSE IN A TONGUE NO LONGER SPOKEN OPTICALLY PERFECT++++

every relationship needs a hater and a lover but those neednt be static

getting slutshamed by the other woman in my head