this is such a gutpunch. Fenway positioned itself as such a central, nationally leading resource for trans health care, and then they pull this?? I'd love to know who to shake by the shoulders right about now.

major strategic error: acting pitiful to persuade someone to sleep with you.

once again begging friends and neighbors to please consider cutting out my uterus

it's fucking endlessly irritating that my body and brain bully me so

you know you've been too isolated when you're moved to tears by a granny smiling at you in the street

man s2 of Dan Da Dan is really hitting me right in the gut 🙄

how will I do 18 more flights of stairs and drive four hours today? the universe waits for an answer.

I hate moving, but much less than I hated living in WMass.

continuing to resist the urge to defame steven pinker on linkedin 😤

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

uh

literally everyone (myself included) has gotten net dumber and less sane, so I'm committing to eating one thousand wasps this year to see if it helps. that's basically three per day, or a total of 6-8 paper wasp nests, which are my favorite.

about to find out what happens when you use ballpark mustard with fancy vinegar. french mothers around the globe are threatening suicide

omg I can't fucking spell

have discovered that, as a person with a hand tremor, I wildly prefer paint over pencil, even if it means I can never erase. pencil requires pressure/friction against the paper for me to get a straight line (therefore rare), paint reduces friction [...]

drawing expressive faces relies on accurately representing the shape of the lower eyelids and corners of the mouth.

I DO own more than two shirts, I have seven in black and four in grey. stop hounding me.

qualifications: "proficiently extracts various obstructions from narrow gaps and orifices"

they'll put "always clogs the shredder" on my goddamn headstone

I HAVE INVENTED A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU MAY USE TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE IS THE FIRST STEP

Frame: 03559

Kinda nervous that my old/new desk is gonna be resentful at having been Remade by someone who has the design acumen of a river herring >.<

Weak men cry and dither, Great Men postulate

The human brain is comprised of four lobes, mapping roughly to the medieval humours: Athos, Porthos, Aramis, and D'Artagnan

Carmina Burana was an Italian film actor in the 1950s.

what if I just started posting grand pronouncements?

you'd think people would know better than to squabble in group chats full of strangers 😑

this desk I inherited from @commedesfuckon.bsky.social won't survive another move so I'm building it a new body out of black iron. cork rounds are mounted with hot glue onto what will soon support the glass top. will it be flush enough or will I need a different adhesive? time will tell.

physical and mental exhaustion are the same

bears vibing at one of my old mushrooming spots

I used to be able to work a 9 hour day, five days a week, doing hard manual labor. I did it for 10 years. this is what we call "overdoing it." Now I can handle about an hour and a half before losing all remaining energy and I feel like a fucking idiot. sigh.

always tired this one

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

the worst part about being hangry is that everyone knows, everyone KNOWS

Damn Jane Goodall died before I could shoot my shot :((((

how many of us get the opportunity to jocularly threaten cannibalism? the opportunities must be made!

tonight the head trauma is from a barbell.

the elation is starting to kick in finally. I'm getting the hell out of WMass and doing a hard reset. eight months ago it felt ludicrous, now it just feels like living.

totally forgot about my fun little case of self-induced spondylosis until I started packing hardcore today. so I guess this means no more professional manual labor :( bleh

if you were endowed with this degree of chronically asynchronous self-awareness you wouldn't trust yourself either! send me the continental philosophy essays pertaining to this topic, deadline tomorrow.

beryl reid in episode 3 of the bbc tinker tailor miniseries reminding me that I'm such a dyke, actually. girl let me kiss those cheeks damn

dire warning to friends and enemies alike: if you do not like EVERY SINGLE ONE of my posts I will weep and stalk you in public and interrupt your conversations to repeat them to you while pouting and gushing with snot

me IRL: "surely by merely alluding to my thoughts on social media I will get my point across"

final standup set: in which I am actually dragged offstage and disappeared by a gang of balaclava'd goons who heard about the first three sets

second standup set will cover: -being nominated most likely to succeed at a school shooting -what happens when you give bicycles to children with dismissive attachment -fractal polyamory, OR: dating four women in a trenchcoat

first standup set will include: -the time I slightly poisoned several dozen other neighborhood children -what *not* to say to someone threatening to defenestrate themself -the Rabies incident

neither my exes nor the government want you to know that I'm about to start a momentous career in stand-up comedy, the likes of which has never been seen since at least Palamedes.

how am I supposed to make jokes online if I can't be wantonly seditious? :(((

tfw you're weeping to Bolero on your headphones at the Hobby Lobby