baking: I have had to snatch the pan out of the oven twice to add leavening and extract, but goddamn it this cake will LIVE

The ceiling of Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran (1611)

if I had nipples they would cut glass in winter and shoot bees in summer

more people should give me acid

yeah yeah yeah

all queer women commune in the cosmic microwave background in their free time

If you buy a hot snake on a whim, you deserve what’s going to happen to you, but the snake really doesn’t.

the gunslinger

I read this article every time I see it.

TRANSGENDER YURI PORN ALLOWED ME TO CORRECTLY ID THIS AS BULL KELP #WINNING

maybe my calling in life is just to be funny at people who needed a laugh but didn't know it

Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine

there’s a kind of person who funnels all their moral impulses toward animals and reserves basically none for people… and in fact their work for animals actually seems to function, in their mind, as a karmic source of credit they can draw from in being actively evil toward certain humans

learning how to cook, my worst impulses prevail: sardine chantilly

seven cloves down like a snake raiding the nest too swollen to leave

garlic breath tonight— to be free is to suffer the consequences

I was fuckin stupid to schedule a return trip on 12/25 with the expectation of being not depressed the following weekend >.<

polycule goals

gimme a girl with a novelty squeaker toy used for comedic effect

been eating berries off the bushes at the botanic garden

The natural world is a wonderful place. This is timelapse video from a few years ago of a marine sponge sneezing. It has mucus inside that traps the sort of particles that might clog it up, and expels them in periodic contractions every 3-8 hours. Atchoo! www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJqI...

okay so then how are we supposed to eat them? freeze first then boil? open to it but need to make clear my position that alexander pope was an insufferable blowhard.

how many blood sugar crashes can I squeeze into the day?

being messy has its charms

The Hidden Beauty of #Seeds & #Fruits by Levon Biss #photography #book Link for more information and many more #photos: mossandfog.com/the-hidden-b...

I got two hours of sleep can you tell

only at holiday airports do I get to see so many examples of offspring resembling their parents. it feels almost obscene.

things I worried about during the night: my body my ex the global coral population sleep apnea world war 3 missing a flight being stranded in california cold sores not getting to go mushrooming ever again

fever dreams!!!!!

Here's a timeline of 500 years of Native American trans women's history, please learn things (I accidentally published it with the worst picture as the main pic so am posting this with just the url.) landbodymind.substack.com/p/500-years-...

obsessed with bed crumbs. youtu.be/VcccCl2wpOo?...

I think we should outlaw synthetic cannabis, fight me.

weirdest fucking thing is that sometimes yoga really IS the only solution?? perplexing, makes me want to never do it just to be contrary

tfw your body is behaving in ways that are not medically recognized and you just gotta trust the forums 🙄

that fancy soy sauce was a better stain than anything this floor has ever seen or will again

I can't believe ass-trumpets got my post flagged. this is stupid.

first ice wipe-out of the season!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

I don't think any lepidopterist can be a man really

splattering period gore all over the cafe bathroom

"sleep well," they thought bitterly to themselves as Ievan Polka ran through their mind once again at 1:30am

Because it's that time of year....

the JFK assassination was actually a suicide

a basket large enough to contain one (1) clementine, which could be neither inserted nor removed

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

tapping the sign

running hot all the time was an absolute curse this summer but now I'm so happy, so at ease, frolicking guilelessly in the frigid wind like a teenage boy

the nerdiest, gawkiest person I've met in this city also happens to be minor rockstar. everything I was brought up to believe was a LIE

sometimes brain damage doesn't make you dumb, it just makes you annoying.