caught him up close, small map, but it ain’t rust

i will never hate developers for being fed up with entitled end users

i keep forgetting abt this app. yet another place i can post babytron lyrics

i have an AI set up to write posts for me and straight up i just may let it eat today to see where everything lands

all these bitches keep tryna bust my bunker

welcome to the izzy show, retard

having a fat wife is a powerful status symbol

they’re dipping your ass in ranch dressing on the timeline rn

i’m fucked up smoking dog trazodone i got from chewy.com

i’m a fascist btw

today seems like a good day to cause problems

step one: get AIDS step two: get a day pass at the public pool step three: stub my toe

let’s dip this guy in butter and breadcrumbs and dunk his green ass in oil

i’m gonna touch you @sprawl.bsky.social

this that catnip pack this that shit that got me meowing we got kitty cat prerolls out here

this site is still young enough that i have time to become a major villain on here

your penis , my mouth. problem?

promising young woman

20mg adderall IR got me looking at 1911s on the internet

can’t believe i forgot to put the ♅ in my name on here for so long what’s wrong with me

glock nonbinary blow dudes but look like a man

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

wait i just realized i can repeat my old classics here omg

i never post here i basically only come to reply to to dms from @2femcel2furious.bsky.social and see what interesting critters follow me

love that the 90s anime account still follows me from my kensuke pfp repper era

i need to cull this account. thankfully my presence on here before the resurgence was minor enough i could easily cleanse it. but i must become more streamlined, more advanced. i must evolve. surpass the limits of flesh. i must become one with the machine.

can i just cross post from that other website here is that allowed or do i need independent thoughts here

smoking the pack that peter piper picked a peck of

vampire behavior going on in my city. gotta take care of this

this happens in real life, too

my left stroke? just went viral.

whoever saw it and named it a hammer head was spot on. like yeah dude sure looks like that! don’t even get me started on great hammer head. she’s not just great, she’s stupendous

when i was 3 i drank orange fanta off the floor of a hospital and now i’m studying engineering at a pretty good university. things have a way of working out

if i’m not annoying i’ll die

verified on soundcloud now lmao

The best* thing about Barbie and Oppenheimer coming out on the same day is that no matter which one gets a higher opening weekend box office gross, someone will use the fact that the other one didn’t as proof of some sort of broader societal decline *Worst

i really regret not taking the opportunity i had to be a coauthor on a published archaeology paper as a freshman in college. it had nothing to do with my major but it would have been cool

my type is “girl who looks like she owns a CRT, possibly multiple CRTs”

my greatest achievement of the year was i made an edit on wikipedia that was actually positive. it was just a small typo i corrected. there was an extra closed parenthesis. but it felt nice. i made the world one character better. and sometimes that’s all you can do

one thing about me is that i love to make things. trinkets. gadgets on occasion. a device even

do i need to scrub EXIF data on this app before i post pictures or does that happen automatically

NO LONGER SHALL I CHOOSE TO BE MISERABLE ON THIS ROCK I SHALL BUILD MY EMPIRE NO MORE SHAME, NO MORE FEAR, NO MORE DREAD FROM NOW ON, THERE IS ONLY BEING NICE AND HAVING FUN