I said one (1) factual thing about Zogran Goydani like a month after he was elected to my 75 year old rightoid dad and he hasn’t stopped calling me “Comrade” since. Genuinely one of the funniest people alive

this is so evil in so many ways. And yes, one of the founders is israeli, Mattan Griffel. As if the Sacklers weren’t enough

if you wanna observe treatlers on full display just go inside any fast food joint between 11:30am-1:30pm

this is one of the worst things i’ve read in recent memory so now you gotta too

this is like a 0.1/10 on the “we can’t/shouldn’t let our government get away with this” scale. Pointless thing to even say, our government gets away with everything always

a popular topic of discussion amongst my friends is how much of a monster I've become

buddy has no idea how hard he makes it for me to leave in the morning sometimes. He looked like such a handsome wise old man soaking up the sun but of course pulled a -_- at the last second

Im so hungry i could have sex with 100 horses

it may be well into #PizzaGrillingSeason but the rainy weather forced me at gunpoint to bake these instead. Just a basic pepperoni and onions/peppers but it goes without saying they were extremely buff

something that baffles me constantly is why so many people, fully grown adults, are unable to admit when they’re wrong about something. Doesn’t even matter how wrong, how much proof and irrefutable evidence that shows they’re wrong. Usually boomers, of course

easily my favorite art account I follow on any social media

can someone explain to me in dumb guy terms why they were able to add DMs and now groupchats here but you still can’t send pictures or gifs or videos in them

centrists love to be like “rapists are just as bad as a muslim”

before fireworks/eating too much food vs during fireworks/food times over 😭😭

They're waiting for Mitch McConnell to recite the Shahada before declaring him fully dead.

PASSENGERS A REDBONE HER WEAVE LOOK LIKE SOME CURLY FRIES

war criminal blackwater freak who most likely cheated on his wife also most likely raped somebody. I am so amazed. Wow

I had the biggest crush on her as a kid. What a voice she has

watching gay porn on my pip boy while the wife grills up some mole rat

This is Mira. She's a Podenco Xarnego Valenciano. We're not even making that up. Very pretty and very rare. 14/10 would be an honor to pet (FB: Matilda Lindström)

max got spooked enough to run into my room to hide/lay down (normal for today) but he immediately started ripping ass and has at least 3 more times in the last hour. Each one sticks around forever too smh

like cmon man 😭😭

one of the first pictures I have of max. July 21st 2020, man time really flies

😏😏

just figured out a way to set my phone up to take the perfect absolutely moronic selfies ever. I feel like a 13 year old in 2009 who just got their first macbook testing out all the stupid filters

my dad is one of the funniest guys alive I swear. He’s 75 living like a 28 year old bachelor playboy. This is only like a 3/10 on the “my dad being funny” scale but nonetheless randomly sending me this after I just told him I have a bad migraine 5 seconds prior is hilarious to me

a few times a year I randomly get an insanely painful migraine seemingly outta nowhere. Painful in a quiet dark room with my eyes closed/covered let alone open or in any kinda light. Tylenol/naproxen/even kratom barely help, I just wish I knew what caused them

add me to your groupchats please. If anyone even uses them

Neal continues his war on bollards.

see normally you’d think this caption was just a joke or not being actually serious but alas, this is bluesky, where there’s a 98% chance it’s completely genuine

my guy. My lil fella. The creature i’ve almost shot my one group of white trash inbred 20iq neighbors who are the only ones who set off nuclear explosion tier fireworks half a block up in the middle of the intersection randomly every july 3rd, 4th and 5th

"Those who don't believe in mercy must believe in fear." --Corbyn Rangouze, Priest of Stendarr

reminder for what I got a 3 day suspension from this stupid hypocritical libtard echo chamber for before btw:

fuck the 4th of july and israel. God Bless Hamas, Hezbollah, Iran and all of the many other groups of the Resistance

I’m in a group chat with will stancil and flo from progressive insurance

got a week long suspension for saying this about bryan mast lol. My last week long suspension was for qrting nancy mace. Cowards

best mexican food i’ve had around here by miles. They brought out chips, salsa, beans AND queso 9 seconds after we were seated. Got a sangria margarita, birria tacos with rice, frijoles charros and the hottest green salsa i’ve encountered. Unreal meal + leftovers heheheh

extremely gas

I understand why someone wouldn’t want to use twitter now a days but the seemingly many people who feel morally superior for using bluesky instead are deranged and add to the whole “liberal echo chamber” thing

got a 4 day ban from here because of the statement Inhighlighted in the email from bluesky below. The 3 screenshots after are from my appeal email, which of course I never heard back about. Further proof bluesky views Palestinians as lesser beings than iSSraelis and zionazis

my opinion is that you should be allowed to threaten people's lives if they are whack

biden absolutely didnt consider palestinians to be human

don’t fuck wit me

eat my shorts peabrain