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Yes we vetted and cleared this foreign national after we trained him to kill, no it is not our fault or a failure or policy and a blot on our humanity, it is the fault of the world outside of America.

heh heh heh

Thanksgiving tips thread, everyone post tips! Metal Bread Loaf Pans are perfect for prepping sides ahead of time that need to be baked when oven rack space is tight If you're killing yourself over thanksgiving cooking it's worth asking everyone what their favorite things are and just make those

going to mcdonald's and demanding an audience with the president

more like CloudflareUp aha anyways you gonna start suckin or what?

yeah it's weird that you ever believed he killed himself

sumo is tight

too buff

cozy bum loves cuddling up by the fireplace on cold mornings

this is ableist and it’s disgusting.

cool bridge bro i’d love to see you ice cold and motionless under it

the trick to eating pussy is giving it a big raspberry every once in a while

one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death

i’ve been sick as a dog for 69 days and this bacon egg n chee saved my life

Obi Wan Fentobi

hello friends

I sincerely believe that nothing in the world is worse for your mental health than a contemporary understanding of the course of current human events

hello friends, my last account on the other website got banned, my new one is @sprawlgodx if you are still over there. I wish I wasn’t

I could fix taylor lorenz

woAH who is this guy

I went years and years without getting stung by a wasp or yellowjacket but i’ve gotten stung 5-7 times since mid may, 4 of them in the same palm sized area on my inner right calf. wHat the fuck man

Ha! My days still be shitty 😠

Soggy Uni

celebrity worship is a plague

anyone calling this place “great” is beyond delusional

perhaps i’ll make a new twitter today. We shall see

german guy in this restaurant is talking loudly scaring the hoes

I am 3’7 & 894lbs

this irish coffee is so strong it’s burning my throat, damn these hicks know how to make a drink

i’d do anything to be able to mute words irl

skunks are so cute. Shame about the whole stink like shit thing

simping for the CIA and FBI man this place really is just libtard eternal hell limbo huh

cmere and help me adjust my nuts bro

it’s so funny the SH2 remake was pretty good and the MGS3 remake is doodoo buttcheeks

wow the MGS 3 remake is straight ass that’s crazy

if you genuinely care about taylor swift getting engaged or any celebrity for that matter you’re subhuman and should feel bad about it