whatever. just fuck my shit up. as long as it isn’t boring

Imagine if Iran takes out Vance when they're supposed to meet

Reagan was bad, actually.

BREAKING: An ICE officer has passed away after tasing himself in the balls at Sky Harbor airport today.

once again: this is not what she wants this may serve the broader political project of the ellisons but it is also not what they want (they want to set the agenda like the murdochs) but bari, particularly? she wants to be seen as a news savant and now she’s a laughingstock she hates it

the shit liberals come up with to try to retain the "moral high ground" is WILD. to them, they themselves are "good fucking people" and if anyone says otherwise they're gonna crash out.

BREAKING: An ICE officer has passed away after tasing himself in the balls at Sky Harbor airport today.

Funny to mock leftists as "very online" and then admit that liberals are so mad at the internet that they're going right-wing

Saving Private Unc

Big moment for me was when Democrats voted to impose sanctions on Iran for not following Obama's nuclear deal after Trump unilaterally broke it

A left-liberal popular front in america would look like libs calling cops on leftists who showed up.

Oh yeah bluesky has the juice.

*Guy who got called a silly goose online voice* "I've seen horrors you couldn't imagine. Everyday is my own personal Vietnam in the posters jungle. God has fled and locked himself away from his creations."

A million killed in Indonesia, in my lifetime. Saturation bombing of Laos and Cambodia. The Dirty War. The Years of Lead. East Timor. Countless deaths in Central America. Forced deportations. Millions massacred in Korea. White terrors in practically any country you can name. All backed by the US

We watched people get incinerated in their ragged tents and listened to children being murdered in cars by our best friends the Israelis, doing a little light ethnic cleansing before kickstarting World War 3, and our response was to blame the left for not voting for the party supporting all this

I talk and talk and talk about how anticommunism is deeply baked into the American psyche, and still, at a time when old people and sick people and disabled people are having their lives snuffed out in Cuba because of a blockade this country imposed, it's still "but Lenin was bad actually" discourse

israel is the most evil country on the planet. horrifying beyond words.

John Fetterman looks like he’s about to give Odysseus a hard time

He looks like he failed to audition for Hot Fuzz because he couldn't remember his line of, "yarp"

John Fetterman looks like a deleted scene from “Twins” where Arnold and Devito meet a triplet who was a combination of both of them

John Fetterman looks and behaves like someone who has been taken over by some kind of contraption built by a Wallace and gromit villain

after a bunch of big accounts spent a day making fun of my “physiognomy” and “skull shape” and talking about how ugly i am, i had a major account of a comedian who is ON TV chime in to make fun of me for not getting "the joke"

Hey look at you dismissing a paper you literally have never seen out of hand like your intellectual incurious hero Mark Cuban.

hearing the stories out of Cuba, from both the horrible siege conditions and the utter humanity expressed as aid and workers arrive, is just so much to bear, man. What we’ve done to that country is horrendous. What that country has done in response is heroic. Viva Cuba, Viva la revolución

This guy looks exactly like you think he would

We need to immediately suppress the speech of the authoritarian tankies on Bluesky

Men whining about people being mean to them online will never not be funny to me

He just said m4a was bad totally not contentious at all.

@aselrod.bsky.social is now trying to lie about @soozuk.bsky.social and get people to dislike her, all for the crime of telling him he's reading a joke in poor faith and making a big deal out of nothing (she was correct)

“average cyclist is dangerous to pedestrians” factoid actualy just a statistical error. average cyclist hits 0 pedestrians per year. @katie.bzky.team hits over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

theyre currently Bullshitting saying theres negotiations (iran already said there arent any) (theyve denied any type of negotiations multiple times a week since the start of the war) also trump delayed the attack on iranian energy infrastructure by 5 days (which is when the market closes)

What kind of vibe coding made this app not load on wifi?

We have fun on here

[woman who is stressed about things entirely outside of her control voice] does anyone have any chores or other small tasks that i could start and finish in a timely manner?

This is the most annoying type of person that exists

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

Mr. President sir, the people want you to die.

No one's winning you have a bunch of polls that are all smoke and mirrors until the election.

A bean counter? What are we a bunch of Mexicans?

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

I want fully staffed public pools, and libraries that are cathedrals to public goods and a society where walling yourself off with money is viewed as sociopathic.