Holy fucking shit grocery prices.

white people saying clanker with the hard r is honestly such a fucking red flag u know they're itching to say it

oh no you don't- millenials didn't spend a decade getting shit on by Time Magazine for not sleeping at our desks to for you to start acting like this

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

Bye bye little treatlers

ReTruth!

reminder that the initial “posters strike” was about how bsky was letting people name themselves @niggers.bsky.social

Bluesky mods with a straight face and not a hint of irony.

Hey guys check this out

China: We can repair a broken bone in minutes now. USA: We will hunt our citizens down in the streets!

Me to American capitalism:

I'm not going to debate you, I'm just going laugh at you and go about my day.

This is the most insanely strange but blaringly obvious Red Flag in a bio I've ever seen.

what the fuck lol

More like Fun Metal Jacket!

Just saw a clip where Pete Davidson said the reason he was going to the Saudi festival even tho his dad died on 9/11 is that they're paying him a lot of money. That's a new level for me.

Trump comments on the opposition: "I  thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up."  "I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."

Any reason you’re not posting this fucking insane clip everywhere?

Coates mopped Klein up on his own show so thoroughly that Klein admitted he doesn’t know what he’s doing or why.

oh word?

SO we're bailing our the farmers, who are hurting from the tariffs, and paying for it by the revenue they collected from us by making our groceries more expensive through tariffs? do i have this right

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

THE MEME IS REAL

The alleger

Climate Change is real. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Paradigm City is the vibe when misplacing your keys is the time.

it is astounding how much balls the democratic party leadership is able to muster up when they're trying to squash the left wing of their own party

yeah i think he fell for ai lol

DISCLAIMER: beccadagoo is a satire account parodying the terrible evil nature of leftism. the person behind this account actually supports the glorious trump administration 100%

Wtf she disappeared over Little Saint James island???

Me: "I'll be fine as long as this guy doesn't have some kind of second phase." Malenia, Blade of Miquella: "lol. lmao."

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Tylenol also linked to increase in left handness.

All timer

Goodnight

*Thru gritted teeth* "critical support for diseny adults."

This is so pathetic. we need to stop being afraid of this clown.

Maybe it betrays a weakness of character but sometimes it's fun to rattle the bars here and have the monkeys scream at you.

Charlie Kirk was a vicious, racist trust fund baby who made the world a worse place. I am the CEO of Antifa Inc. and I approve of this message.

What if Kimmel became our Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho?

Breaking: Jon Stewart has returned for a special 1 time Thursday episode to announce that he and Stephen Colbert will be hosting the bipartisan Rally to Restore Sanity.

I saw a paradox of intolerance post. I...I just can't go thru this again.