Slightly off-topic but Woodcraft have a creed that includes the sentence "we hate war, and sloth, and greed" and as a 6 year old I didn't know what 'sloth' meant so for a year or so I thought we had a beef with the animal

Dating app: Well, that's it, you're out of free likes for today. Hope you had a nice time! Oh, btw, here's the profile of the hottest person with the coolest hobbies you've ever seen. It'll be shuffled away tomorrow.

Yeah thanks for the heads up meta, good luck with whatever the fuck this is I guess

People just be saying anything in comments these days. Saw someone on tiktok calling a bands performance 'too performative'. What?

The BBC could really redeem itself to much of the public by re-commissioning Robot Wars

New haircut ✨️

Fellas is it feminine to 'pay bills'

this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

Sincere-posting for a bit to say I'm so proud of everyone from the late Jellyfish Pictures for getting The Twits over the line amidst the company collapsing. One of the most fun projects I've ever been a part of and attending a unofficial crew screening today was bittersweet but such a nice send-off

I need an RX-8 more than I need water but the annual tax is like 760 quid 😭 why should only rich people be allowed to destroy the planet with unnecessarily inefficient and unreliable cars. I want a go at absolutely wasting fossil fuels for once.

I've been thinking and if it wasn't for 9/11 the Slitheen would likely never have been created. Yet another thing Bin Laden should have answered for in the Hague.

The "truck stop of an apartment" that Rowling claims she was *forced* to live in due to her "extreme poverty" had 10 foot ceilings and large rooms. Here she is visiting it and crying like she's visiting the 7th circle of hell. That living room would take half the space in my apartment.

Never posting a transition timeline because I objectively looked cooler before. Don't get me wrong, I'm MUCH happier now. But if old me was cis... damn.

I wish the rapture was real I can't wait to be rid of those dickheads

I'm starting to think I have a problem...

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.

Tweets like this on the TL really test my self-control vs the urge to bring up Doccy Who at every available opportunity

The big lesson for this platform from the last few days: if you don’t give people group chats they’ll post group chat material on the timeline

The thing that irks me the most about rich car collectors is how few miles they actually put on their cars. These wildly expensive, intensive to make, bespoke vehicles that get driven maybe a thousand miles in their lives. Just sad

In my head 2017 is longer ago than 2016 and I can't quite put my finger on why

Just broke my favourite necklace ffs

AI face scans to prove age? Seems flawless, unless of course it came out in a time where generating relatively convincing moving images of fictional humans was becoming widely available. Thankfully that's not- hmmm

"Based on television" is crazy to say when you control arguably the world's largest and best funded intelligence apparatus

RIP to a real one

My hottest take is that the Elizabeth line should NEVER stop at Acton Main Line. And no that isn't because I'm tired and tipsy and Acton Main Line is the next stop before mine.

it's not like in the top 50 concerning things about AI but why do they all default to talking like a servile little creep

This sort of question only arises if you think that the selfish people acting in their own interest are smart and competent enough to always know what the right move for their own interests is. In reality billionaires are as susceptible to propaganda and tabloid clickbait as everyone else.

Reading mein kamf and then writing "grok is this true?" at the end so the people on the bus know I'm a certified moron

Throwback to about 2019 when I took home a lifesize playmobil man from the cinema I worked at and hid him in the shower to scare my housemate.

Wanted to share a few silhouette shots I felt came out really well from my Highlands trip. I avoid editing my photos off camera because I spend so long doing digital art as a day job, so these were all captured in camera with a custom fuji film simulation recipe and exposure settings.

what if instead of Toon World pegasus played Goon World and then instead of Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon it was Blue-Eyes Goon Dragon

Just tried one of those crystal hair erasers for the first time at the reccomendation of my boss. It actually kinda worked???? I was CONVINCED it would be a scam.

Nobody in history has as much natural Aura as Peter Capaldi. Genuinely the older this man gets the cooler he gets. In awe.

Opinion: The threat being bited by a Dracula is scary af. But peehaps thats exactly why we love it (Source: tinyurl.com/5d6zrdd8)

Joint enterprise law ‘overused and misused’ against black men www.channel4.com/news/joint-e...

If anything could inspire me to learn game dev though it's making my dream fake OS game so who knows, maybe this will prompt me to do so. I already made overtures towards it a while ago but only got as far as some art concept assets lmao. Classic artist mentality.

The hypnospace outlaw sequel being cancelled is my personal 9/11 btw, that game was my favourite of all time. Never played anything like it before or since.

Just watched a baggage handler absolutely piledriver my case out the plane window. Good thing I left my valuables out of it 😅

Actually maybe dancing in this heatwave for 2 hours straight with no fluids was a bad idea. Getting that vibe now in hindsight

The world's hypocrisy about nuclear weapons is truly staggering. Any government that wants to moralise about others potentially having them should have to give theirs up first.

Oh wow ios lets you turn your icons transparent now? Pretty cool I guess but all my app icons are in the shape of the abzorbaloff from Doctor Who Series 2, Episode 10, Love and Monsters.

When I was 17 my friend at the time got together (eventually married) with a 28 year old. We all thought it was a bit weird and made elderly jokes but ultimately weren't that pressed, went for a few drinks with the guy & all I'm 28 now & I'm thinking back at how insane that whole thing actually was

They're talking about rules for social media apps protecting children in the UK. And honestly, I just don't understand why kids don't have their own apps soerate from adults? Like, when I was a kid, so many sites were run specifically for kids excluding adults. That part of the internet has died...

today

Sometimes I feel utterly disconnected from the online trans community and its discourse, bcs I look on my feed and all the trans girls are suddenly talking about some term I've never heard of like 'A Grungler' as if it's the most normal thing in the world. 😭

Can you imagine if the rehearsal 2 never came out because instead the first we heard it was a news headline reading "Boeing 737 piloted by Nathan Fielder crashes"

Slightly worried that my texting style reads like chatgpt 😭

Can it be? A regulator with teeth?

VERY rarely post self pics but is it just me or is this photo actually...OK?