Me: "Ok. Maybe I'll look into Heated Rivalry " Every single post about it on Instagram: Fujoshis being weird about it Me:

So called libs finding out about Grindr usage spikes at Republican events and casually doing homophobic jokes because they suddenly think they found an acceptable target. Like. No.

Great Grandma, You always know just what to say!

Ooooh that shot turned out to look pretty cool

All these articles lately about abandoning the idea of life-work balance really sounds like the rich are trying to gaslight us into accepting near-slavery conditions at work in the future. It's really creepy.

There's sometimes pretty freaking ironic in so-called "feminists" bringing up biological essentialist notions to deny trans people their gender identity when the whole concept of feminism was to renounce biological essentialism that kept women in small boxes that told them how to live and act.

“the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand” evergreen sentiment, Mr. Deep Throat

I knew it'd be really bad. But this is turning out to be even worse than I ever imagined.

A major red flag for me is anybody who watches the dinner room scene from The Family Stone and genuinely believes that the family was "harsh" with SPJ's character.

Heck. We don't even need to be asking "which crime is it?" We KNOW the kinda crimes it's gonna be. The kind that will inspire a new episode of Law and Order SVU.

The Lone Gunmen in 90s X-Files context: "Conspiracy theorists are right about everything and will save the world" The Long Gunmen in a real-world 2025 context: Would tell you that vaccines are a deep state conspiracy to inject you with 5G nanites so that trans lizard people can groom your kids

Every single time Elon posts something like that I have a hard time believing that he's actually more than a full decade older than me. Like, are you seriously trying to impress the 14 year old boy crowd or something, Elon?

"Why yes. As a cat, I DO know something about needing personal heat sources."

"Grabbing them by the pussy" making a sudden comeback. Pretty unsurprising.

The fact is that despite what modern capitalist narrative has been trying to sell us, Romeo and Juliet is a story about two idiotic hormonal teens dumping a ton of oil on an already out-of-control family feud fire because they felt horny at each other during a single evening party spent together.

"Anarchists without borders" LOL Why not "Anticapitalists without profit" or "Doctors doing medicine" while we're going for pointlessly redundant account names that don't say anything? Also, obviously, it's probably a good idea to block them.

These things wash ashore still looking like shoes despite spending 200 years in the water. Meanwhile I destroy modern shoes after wearing them for a year or so.

To be frank? Good. The last thing people need in the current times is MORE anxiety in the middle of the night.

I'm surprised Erika Kirk didn't provide the people visiting with pellets of fake blood that could detonate to simulate their neck being blown up.

People in the past just looked OLD as hell. This is a picture of Jean Drapeau (in the middle) after his first win as mayor in the mid-50s. He was only 37.

He's aware we're not laughing WITH him, isn't he?

You don't need to think about what is "normal." You are you. One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message. Your soul is beautiful.

I wake up at 5 every morning. Where are MY billions of dollars? (and contrary to Tim Cook, I don't get chauffeured to work.)

The fact that a teacher got fired over this mess is just intellectually offensive. (and all other kinds of offensive)

Why yes, Bluesky, I totally want my mom or cousin to see the furry porn I post and like.

Fun fact though Back when I was doing QA for mobile games, the phones that got the most damage were iPhones. They're probably better now but back then... They were pretty much Cracky McCrackville.

... I've legitimately never broken a single phone... *Shrugs*

Excuse me. I'll go cry in that corner over there over my old age.

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO LOOK INTO LGBTQ REP ON NETFLIX

Lol news outlets already covering the fact that the 60 minutes credit segment is spreading like herpes online

Call me an old fashioned Luddite, but I personally believe that if a machine is ROUTINELY used to make revenge child porn, that machine should PROBABLY BE DESTROYED.

Oh noes! NOT FURRIES!!!

I love how the attempts to erase copies of the 60 minutes segment on CECOT only makes people upload it elsewhere every single time. Bari Weiss ironically made sure that this could possibly end up being the just watched 60 minutes segment ever.

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

Shit it's already been removed. It was visible fifteen minutes ago but now it's disappeared Someone has got a call.

Canadian TV network bravely airs dissidents’ report on U.S. abuses after political commissar orders its suppression

Is this a make-a-wish presidency?! Because when is the part where he god damn [d135] ?!

One thing you learn from history is that "Whiteness" is a complete invention. It's whatever the people in power decide it is. To wit. The seemingly super-"white" French speaking population of Canada once had comparable working conditions and wages to afro-americans in the USA at the same time.

I tried generating a map of the province of Quebec with major cities listed. This is the disaster Gemini/NanoBanana came up with: Ah yes, the well known cities of Léval, Shonono, Trois-Rivers and Longueule

Too many adults are completely clueless in how to react to a child being mercilessly bullied. The fact is that it doesn't make sense that actions that would be considered CRIMINAL if an adult did them is somehow tolerated and often unpunished when the perpetrators are minors.

Whenever I hear adults tell kids "ignore your bullies, they'll get tired eventually" LOL no. No they won't. These little psychos will harass you UNTIL YOU INEVITABLY BREAK, because they KNOW you will. By telling those kids to pretend to ignore the harassment, you're only making them get MORE.

Someone (a friend of an extended family member) once had the balls to ask me (in an accusatory sounding tone) why I never wanted to have kids while their kids were in the background being super disruptive.

#DennisTheMenace , future Incel

#Pluggers are disgusting queerphobes

This is a whole new level of NIMBYism

In a La Presse article about people complaining about the noise coming from the Montreal YUL airport. 5 people. FIVE INDIVIDUALS were responsible for 85K+ of a total of 100K complaints about "noise pollution" coming from the airport over a year. Which means they'd each send 47 complaints every day.

There's already a space to teach children about the bible. It's called a church.