"Everything straight is actually gay" is my favourite kind of ragebait posts by these morons.

imagine gleefully pushing a product to use and announcing to the customer "THIS IS NOT ACCURATE" and then forcing them to use it. the innovation will continue until moral improves

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

Jimmy Fallon: ...so you'll just consume everything. Artaxias, The Screeching Void From Beyond the Sun: ALL SHALL LIVE WITHIN MY MAW. Fallon: That's so wild.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say it isn’t good that the federal government is calling people “sodomites”

The estimated median net worth of who’s running the country: House: $1.0M – $1.5M Senate: $1.7M – $2.5M Supreme Court: $4M – $6M White House Cabinet: $15M – $50M President: $5.1B – $7.1B​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

The trials in 2030: "The disease commonly known as Silent Mouthdeath that killed 14 million Americans in the winter of 2026 is being taxonomically reclassified as Poliovid. Secretary Kennedy was first made aware of Poliovid at the ribbon cutting ceremony for Arby's Beef Tallow Onion Rings in 2025."

Everyone I know is sick, almost all of them sound like Dracula, and I'm coming to the realization we will not have any idea what any of this shit even is until the Felchfather is out of office.

Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that

It is 8:27 a.m. and, goddamn, that is enough news for the day. I am going to go dissociate elsewhere, have a good one. 👋

the U.S. press is WAY more interested in dissecting whatever brain fart Sam Altman had this morning than writing hard-hitting pieces that accurately inform the public that America's already tenuous grasp on corporate accountability and protecting the public interest has been murdered by corruption

this dismantling of the regulatory state and the complete defanging of corporate oversight is probably one of the most important stories of the last twenty years, yet it's of little interest to the press. Here it's relegated off to the opinion section where it can be dismissed as conjecture

do you enjoy completely unchecked corporate power resulting in a generation of completely avoidable mass suffering and death? because you're about to get completely unchecked corporate power resulting in a generation of completely avoidable mass suffering and death

all the fake AI trash really contradicts one of the main ways we're told capitalism operates, with capitalists identifying wants/needs & developing products & services to meet those. turns out you can skip that step & just pretend. nigh everyone hates AI and it makes no money but it's everywhere

My God I forgot how genius he was. There is no one like him.

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You could poll 1000 people who have a Confederate flag on their car and 955 would say their politics aren't motivated by racism. People lie with their mouths and kill with their hands.

An ICE agent has been arrested for putting a woman in a chokehold and causing “serious physical harm” Police said they had been called to the residence 22 times It’s time we talk about what kind of men are attracted to being ICE agents Hint: It’s men who would strangle a woman

i’m avoiding engaging directly with the “holocaust privilege” discourse fyi — when there’s a debate around who had it worse, it reinforces the hierarchies that the nazis fostered in the camps & in general amongst the various groups marked with different colors of triangle patches

Bringing an actual pull-up bar to the airport press conference to demonstrate your pull-up form on TV without being 1000% sure you can do a bunch of really cool pull-ups first is the perfect demonstration of the Trump administration's approach to literally everything

I don't have time for people who still believe the democratic party is ideologically opposed to the gop. just eat your play doh and leave me alone

The most important political fault line of our time is over whether children are people or property.

That Samsung AI ad where the guy goes to a museum and his phone tells him about all the art is such a good idea. I hate when you go to museums and they never tell you what any of the stuff is

i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head

tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.

Every nazi movement needs a youth wing.

The entirety of the far right system is starting to amplify the messaging needed to build the social capital to enact Their grotesque will on society. They are normalizing calling for the extrajudicial murder of their opposition at home while training for it abroad and normalizing it to their base

found a new media bias chart to laugh at

If it hasn't been said, I'll say it: No woman of color would ever be defended in this "she's just a smol bean" fashion & many Black, Latina, Asian & Indigenous women have had their lives & careers destroyed for nothing, or for far, far less. Same goes for trans women. These are just fucking facts.

OH COME THE FUCK ON

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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

So we're at the "let them eat cake" stage of societal collapse, eh?

all of these "sensible" people were like oh if we make this illegal things will just go back to how they were in 1997, and that's not how any of this works.

all of the shit about how if you allow people to transition kids are going to be peeing in litter boxes was just the mirror image of the reality: as soon as you enshrine immutable gender difference in law you're going to have legally required Lady Meals For Her

Sadism is the lifeblood of MAGA, and US government agencies are sanctioning this as an operating principle on a daily basis:

It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.

NEW: The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found that Trump once did the very thing he claimed could be a crime.

some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think

Even if you think, incorrectly, that this repulsive technology has any place in mainstream culture, maybe it gives you pause that the worst people in the world are hell bent on making you use it.

Conservatives love AI because it's far easier to abuse a population that can't read, can't write, can't think, and can't tell what's real

washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch

From the people who brought you genital checks in public restrooms and genital checks in high school sports comes genital checks at IHOP

Good morning, I have rediscovered GusGus, y'all. 🔥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEu0...

Suggesting Democrats "gave us" civil rights or gay rights like we didnt have to fight for every inch makes me sick. On gay rights, most Dem "leadership" didn't even come around until after 2010. That's not leading on an issue. That's begrudgingly moving to the popular position many years late.

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We don’t want “undesirables” taking advantage of anything so we‘d rather make life worse for everyone instead. Fencing off parks. Fewer and more uncomfortable benches. No public restrooms. We’re all living in hell just to make sure no one gets something we don’t think they deserve.

when my wife was 9 months pregnant we were at union station waiting for the train that was running late and she laid her head on my shoulder and closed her eyes and a cop appeared out of nowhere and said she has to wake up or she’ll be arrested for trespassing

(I think COVID made everyone feral)