The way we need to market this shit is to do what conservatives did for the past 30 years and write books like “The ten forbidden truths you’re not allowed to say on politically correct tv” and then it’s just cities are mostly fine and it’s good to get a flu shot

This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.

20 years ago tonight, Dick Clark returned to Rockin New Year’s Eve, tried his best on the countdown, then proceeded to loudly and sloppily kiss his wife while the microphone picked up every bit of it.

Income tax is corruption is so cool, I hope all the right wingers with clearance just refuse to pay it.

Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.

This is a delightful bit of organic protest but also unfortunately MBJ’s most forceful rebuke of ICE to date

Wait, it was EMIL BOVE who was told about the Tom Homan investigation during the transition?!?!? www.ms.now/news/border-...

Charles Vaughters is an aspiring conservative columnist, and this is the second time the NY times has featured him in this kind of "we asked a dozen real Americans" article this year. they even used the same fucking photo.

The kids probably don't remember when Bari Weiss tweeted "Immigrants: They get the job done" after Mirai Nagasu (not an immigrant) landed a triple axel in the Olympics

voters LIKE someone who maybe gets a little intemperate sometimes in service of an actual belief system. they like it! Zohran's first big moment was screaming in Tom Homan's face!

they used to understand this, too! this perception of authenticity and forceful belief was, ironically, a big part of why Cuomo had so much staying power in his original run, for example, despite being authentically well to the right of his party

I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

Here’s Michael Imperioli (Chrissy Moltisanti) telling me I found “the black hole of Italian-American cinema and TV” when I asked if Tony Soprano ever recognized his nephew while watching Goodfellas

Passively running “Trump says” stories in 2026 is an active, conscious choice to participate in government propaganda.

This isn't a popular idea. This is an *elite* belief. There's no mass of voters who recoil from impeachment like this. Majorities wanted him convicted the last two times, and the same would easily poll >50% today. The handwringing about the sacred presidency is DC-driven, it's not voter-driven.

which is bizarre because they, um, don't need that many of them to get a majority, especially not with the confirmed remap in California, the likely one in Virginia, and the potential one in Maryland

It’s important to highlight when the Trump admin engages in embarrassing “I’m suing you for not coming to my birthday party” loser energy because it makes him look weak.

At one point, the two men in this video don’t identify themselves to daycare workers, demand to know where the children are, and then try to yank open the door as the female employees pull on it to keep them out.

The first thing ICE did when it was created was raiding meat processing plants in the Midwest and south to help quell labor disputes over safety violations and keep those who weren't detained from getting legal protections as many had kids who grew up locally and were citizens with political power.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Play here or we'll sue you lmao yes everyone wants to play at Pedofest

Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Genuinely believe that a part of this was AJ McCarron finding out that the Lt Gov of Alabama is, unlike a lot of other states, an incredibly busy and involved position. You gotta form Senate committees! It's not even elected on the same ticket as the governor lol

probably no better evidence that the groyper/fuentes wing of the party is ascendant than the fact that the VP is copying the same exact pathetically heavy handed humor that isn't funny to anyone else but the neo nazis themselves.

The time to demand Bondi’s resignation or impeachment is NOW. Press them hard, put them on the defensive, and make this a key issue in the midterms. It highlights everything wrong with the GOP — cult like loyalty to Trump, complete lawlessness, elite entitlement, etc.

A Safdie cast is something like Adrien Brody, Jennifer Lopez, the Rent Is Too Damn High guy, Maurice Dubois, Charles Oakley and the guy who did the whistle on the PC Richards commercials

Looks like they're right. Data Set 1 / Photo 468, the image from yesterday's Epstein files release that included photos of Trump in a drawer, was removed.

If we treated him like a normal president he’d be in prison right now

Watch a block of ads from 1980 and you'll realize that Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job was a documentary.

No matter how many photos come out, it never gets easier seeing Clinton in these photos. He was our president for god's sake, we should demand better

Forcing ICE to use legitimate vehicles, wear body cams and identification, and forcing them to get warrants takes away from their time spent kidnapping people. Tow truck drivers should see their unmarked rental vehicles as easy pickings.

Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024

Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...

Gen Z conservatives are evil people

Very cool!

From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...) Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.

Welcome back Hong Xiuquan

So many problems in this world would be solved entirely by people just minding their own fucking business.

It's that time of the year again

One small way to try to re-establish social trust would be to transparently disclose *in this very column* that you hung out with Jeffrey Epstein. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...

I don’t want to pick at an old wound but if u were talking to senior Biden people before he dropped out, a solid number of them calculated that those votes in Michigan were lost but thought/hoped to make up the difference in other demos in that state in effort to win. Biden abandoned those voters…

i sincerely think this is what happened, i am not shitposting