Unfortunately the U.S. is going to devour Slovakia and spit the bones out like a cartoon wolf

Many are calling Canada the greatest country in the world. It's something we're hearing more and more

When he did this to Stolarz Lebrun chortled about him introducing himself to the series lol. Terrific

It seems we forgot the crucial step of having the tournament rigged in favour of Bennett's team before setting him lose to kill opposing goalies

imagine being happy that you made women cry. couldn't be me.

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

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I love that they use the same language as if they're a team of players and not an official body. We've decided to focus on things other than our colossal fuck-up. Thanks

if the devil himself scored an OT winner for Canada i would make a favourable reference to hell in a post

one thing that's always been true, tbh: Mitch Marner is an absolutely terrific player at basically any game state besides 5v5. (he's a really good one 5v5, too, but he gets held to the outside more.)

good for you, you son of a bitch

hahahahaha

alright fine Nick Suzuki is a real star

i don't trust Binnington but i can't say i pin that one on him

Can't believe I downloaded CBC Gem on my phone for this. I've watched ads for TV shows that don't even exist

Ruh roh

The thing about all the AI discourse is that I do think most progressives' position on it is "I hate this and I want it to stop." That was also my opinion on it and I still feel that way about many of its applications. But I don't think it's stopping.

If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever

online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward.

while Carney hasn't quite been the ringing Canadian nationalist I hoped he is at least trying to play a larger trade game here, which is what we have to do www.politico.eu/article/eu-a...

if this Kyle Bukauskas nonsense goes on in a real game i'm gonna become a Defund the CBC guy

come on man

that rebound by Binnington is the kind of thing you just do not get away with when the games get serious

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

i know it's futile to seek justice for real-world wrongs in sports BUT

What if we build the whole line out of Sonic the Hedgehog

if the Sharks can find like two and a half good defencemen they're going to clobber the league in a couple of years

the leafs fell apart when Denis Malgin left

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

It strikes me as problematic the extent to which knowing how something works or even wanting to know is seen as endorsement of it.

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

So much analysis of American politics is trying to construct rational voting blocs with coherent policy preferences and it overlooks the fact: a lot of these people are really fucking stupid

My Not Out To Disappear People t-shirt is getting a lot of questions from people who have been disappeared in contravention of my shirt

The "LLMs might be sentient!" thing is obviously dumb but it's also important to note that it's a grab for power. If you attribute rights to a puppet what you're doing is empowering the puppeteer, and given that the point of AI is to depreciate labour the outcome is claiming AIs have a right to work

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

GREYBEARDED SAGE: Good job--by zooming in and pressing X, you found the unanticipated legal exposure. Remember, though: this will change your Reputation to Annoying.

he is 100% convinced that he can turn Canadian public opinion by threatening that the Chinese will destroy hockey

I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud

The difference between Air Canada and hell is that hell is more honest about torturing you

Have convinced my nephew that I activate/deactivate his grandmother's fireplace with pyromancy

Having read one article about a police report and seen zero of McKenna's games I feel competent to pronounce on his legal case, his draft position, and the NHL's ultimate handling of his rebound arc

Boy that panarin return. Jesus

This picture looks like he's wearing the giant Stop Making Sense suit

Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts by Wolf Parade

Canada's policy towards Alberta separatism should be 1. If you remain, we will work to accommodate you as best we reasonably can 2. If you leave, we are going to fuck you over in literally every way we can think of

three shots in one period against Calgary

It's kind of sad when the miniscule number of sincere libertarians realizes that 95% of their allies were just reactionaries looking for different branding

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly