They don't even make movies where someone frames roger rabbit anymore. What's up with that?

I could listen to my wife try to name the guys in movies for hours. Is that: Jack Nicholson? No Steve martin? No The guy who played the president in red alert 2? What? No? It was Liam Neeson

Saw someone say that having AI generate slop images of the flag with too many stripes and too few stars for the 4th is disrespectful and I'd like the rebut that it's the exact amount of respect it deserves.

My silly little psychedelic band in a town of less than 30k pulled more people to the park this weekend than this great American state fair lmao

You can tell it isn't the real state fair because there's not a single butter cow sculpture

Not to be dramatic, but I love playing music with my friends.

Lunch sketch.

Two shrimp meals, alike in dignity

It's true. Any other use of this website is incorrect.

Broken

Did you know that you can just pay dudes to make pictures of frogs for your band tee shirts on this website?

30-50 feral hogs, alike in dignity

This mfer has been asking me if I eat apples for a whole year

I always thought Kier Starmer sounded like the front man of some androgenous 70s glam band.

Your man was seen arguing with Pythagoras that it was possible to write √2 as a fraction. Really honestly embarrassing.

Do They Even Know It's National Speak Like a Pirate Day - Band Aid 1986

Anyone have any prophecies they want to imbue upon me?

Basing my yelp review of every bar and restaurant I go to on how many pickles they are willing to sell me on one plate

Yeah gimme the fried pickles hold the fry

I love playing a farmers market lol

Email is this magic technology that causes 60 second conversations to take 2 business weeks

Y'all got any those beers which gots the mountains that turn blue?

I would have eaten the Cheeto goop she made

Unbelievably rude that he* refuses to buy me ice cream *The me that goes to the grocery store on Sundays

Fossil eyes Fossilize Fossil lies

I'm booked to play two gigs tomorrow and buddy neither one is paying me enough lmao

Can anyone good at cars tell me if this is good or not?

If anybody needs a guy in their group chat to be resentful for having to check it and occasionally chiming in with esoteric nonsense jokes lmk

Bar that I run open mics at put this up in the men's bathroom

I'm afraid y'all don't understand.bthe outside would be a chicken bouillon base and the inside would be hot garlic butter. Invest cowards

We got culvers ice cream tonight and now my wife is talking about it in her sleep lmao

Lizard brain forcing me to go make sure I turned off the machines at work.

Garlic butter zotz

Update: did them myself.

Oh cool, I need new brakes. That's exactly what I was hoping the universe would do to me today.

Oooh is there a president gets boo'd ball game tonight? 😏

There's nothing in the rules that says a president can't get dogged at a basketball game

We're all just gods toenails that flew off and he never went looking for

Just ordered two very silly guitar pedals for my bands next show because I'm a very serious person.

De moral eyes Demoralize De mora lies

Mathematicians were so frustrated by the problem of finding the square root of one they invented imaginary numbers to have a little fun with it.

They put posts on the Internet now?!

I got roped into running sound for an event that was set up to be huge. For whatever reason it's been a bust all day. Barely any people despite a ton of promotion. This is the last band of the day and then I get to go home. I'm sun burnt af and didn't even make any money. Everybody laugh at me.

Jazz band featuring the oldest banjo player to ever do it. Cheese balls, mango margs, ice cream sundaes. Good summer night.

They don't make movies where John Travolta trades faces with Nicolas Cage anymore. What's up with that?

Too many people to remember names of these days

the kind of sandwich u gotta take ur pants off to eat

My wife played her first show tonight. She's so freakin cool.

Well yeah I bet his fish burned Arabia is hot as hell