"code switching" used to be Cool

i love outside . i want to disappear into the real "blue sky"

p.t. barnum reference

i won't stand for this constant midwest-washing of everything . the midwest is not that important or influential

i'm not doing this "raccoon city is in the midwest now" retcon bullshit . that is atlanta and you cannot say anything to make me shut up

Midwest Music History: the song "snap back to reality" by Eminem is the very first instance of the word "Ope" in the lyrics of a rap song

youtube comments on random songs are always like "my neighbor hates this shit!!!😂😂🤣 they have filed several noise complaints and i can hear them crying and begging for me to stop because they can't sleep. i do this entirely out of spite . i can spy on them through a hole i created in the wall😂😅 👁️👄👁️"

ok well that's stupid

(talking heads voice) this is not my haitian divorce

(collective soul "shine" verse voice) pizza in the morning, pizza bagel bites pizza in the evening, pizza at supper tiiime

literally singing my wife's praises every chance i get

i used to get "you look like dave grohl"d a lot before i transitioned but i looked more like the singer from the gin blossoms

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8jB... i get frightened too

might fuck around and get back into kraut rock

the point of Failure is perceived as Instant Death with no way back to safety and security, but when one "dies" as an individual, the earth continues to spin just as before . no curtain draws, no credits roll, things simply Continue. it doesn't care about these things that we build and neither do i

we can't expect politicians to Not Lie in the first place. that would instantly discredit many, many democratic politicians . so we have to act like it simply depends on the moral character of the lies you choose to believe

how is it ever "Important" to bomb a bunch of school children in another country and why should anyone have the kind of power to do it either formally or informally

(ernest if he was in norway in the 90s) hey varg

or the fact that it's you know, possibly the biggest and most powerful liar on the face of the planet saying there won't be any more foreign wars . that could have tipped everyone off

god forbid a girl gets in her cocoon

ppl will say and think and force themselves to feel literally Anything to avoid the implication that the ruling class is a separate entity that does as it pleases To the rest of us, not simply Parallel to us

lol

very futuristic

When all the other time travelers are busy killing Hitler, I’m gonna take out Laura Ingalls Wilder.

i'm not doing this "raccoon city is in the midwest now" retcon bullshit . that is atlanta and you cannot say anything to make me shut up

i think a system that requires every single individual within a nation to speak very loudly and clearly about what they want or they receive The Opposite by default every fucking day due to the perpetual organized efforts of a terminally bored ruling class is actually super dumb and i hope it fails

thought this was real

Ca-CAAAAW!!!

The main reason trans healthcare remains "controversial" is that the controversy only really negatively affects trans people so bystanders mostly don't give a shit to help stop the bullshit industry.

(referring to a film with Donald Pleasence in it) yeah it's a Pleasence

Skeeter

the only important thing notifs do is indicate whether your post was good or bad depending on who Liked it and ReSkeeted it

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

pippin

it's not his fault the world is a vampire

umm... arnold's jewish....

They're going to poison a city with 17 million people

if you having your job necessitates the existence of huge data centers to stream live video content to everyone in the world you should stop doing that and do something else

They dressed up as doctors and wounded, some in drag, to kill everyone in Jenin’s Ibn Sina hospital 2 years ago so I believe these allegations.

when i die they're gonna flush me down the toilet like a goldfish

good morning

(referring to a film with Donald Pleasence in it) yeah it's a Pleasence

i'm the vulture feeding on malignancy

this is how i act when i hear my own music too www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXa...

pop music needs more pressure release valve hissing samples

my friends are all so beautiful and kind

genuinely convinced you all have amnesia specifically for the 2000s american media landscape

world peace implies either a total lack of continuity or the total shuttering of all dissent . nationalism in any form other than emergent in class struggle is a threat to everyone, as evinced by those highly mobile borders that open up underneath citizen "undesirables"

"Just after starting on Cars 2, I was told by a superior that I would be uninvited from all weekly art department meetings because Lasseter 'has a hard time controlling himself' around young women... It was clear that the institution was working hard to protect him, at the expense of women like me."