i don't think anyone ever thought about bugs bunny fucking until space jam came out and now no one ever shut the fucks up about bugs' dick

coldforce sounds like a hardcore band

sure, if the pop up ads didn't push you away first

it's all a big ad for his ballroom . he said "they're not complimenting me about the ballroom enough, pretend to have someone shoot at me so they have to feel sorry for me and take me seriously"

i get it tbh . what are those shoes

(crestfallen) i can't remember the last time i smoked a blunt

Radical Stancilite

probably should have just done that sooner . that's like your whole thing isn't it

strong shrimp

he looks like a cartoon bird who repairs cars

"here's what i learned" is the journalist's "join me, won't you?" . an invitation to Real, Joyous Life embedded among Power Players , an invitation to sit quietly and observe demigods decide our collective fate and bring back word of their power and influence and disconcern with our affairs

any sentient being could have reached the same conclusions without having to hang out with jeff bezos at a campfire retreat. the age of devious scheming billionaire madmen is over. there is no demystification to process, just dreary banality to scratch and dig at looking for "clues" towards nothing

john fetterman is in the same groupchats

sure, if the pop up ads didn't push you away first

caught him coming out of the fallopian tube

this is what we will have now instead of mail

get a real person to talk to one of these clowns for more than 10 seconds and watch them stumble and stutter and fuck everything up with the slightest bit of actual pushback and not just target shooting

3rd times a charm

they pay me in woims (positive affect)

ppl mistake "clear your mind" for making your mind blank somehow, an impossibility of force . there is a comma missing: "clear, your mind": let its contents flow freely and Notice their figures and interactions, follow them to the "source" in the present where past forms repeat and speculate

this is the america we're supposed to want to live in: being involved in a shooting is "fucking awesome" . like being in a action movie irl . you're supposed to Enjoy the chaotic privilege of there being guns allowed in the first place . war boys type shit but they're just dumb rich guys

jsyk, they do all this "hypocrisy" about hormones on purpose because they're putrid scumbags and they like to flaunt their access to things over everyone else . there's no "yeah but", this is a muzzle flash for wealthy, organized institutional abuse of trans women

that should be changed . he is clearly suffering the ill effects of overwork and exposure . either that or he was always the president of the trump fan club and i didn't know

Homer Simpson

I CALLED IT!

Pink

i've been watching old episodes of dr. who where they let him have a gun

Chubby Slut

talk about a "ballroom blitz".....

i'm just chilling at home watching a movie

Help!

everything is staged . this post is staged . my life is staged

we got a three first namer , i repeat, a three first namer

they hate us for our ballrooms

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

getting straight to the point . no more bullshit

target practice can't cost that much can it

hanging out w my son

Local angle

Report: Nobody Fucking Cares https://theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909/

even in death, never let them know your next move

Consumers: you got any small trucks? Manufacturers: we can give you an even larger truck with eyes and ears

nice . bucky balls

my mom hung a pow mia flag on our house when the iraq war started and i never figured out what that was about tbh

telling people i "was droids" in a "couple star wars" but i signed an NDA so i can't say what ones... the perfect lie.... impossible to disprove

Every single headline about a millionaire hunter piece of shit getting trampled or mauled to death will always be funny.

Like the context of that essay was an ongoing effort by women on the left to do something about the various sexpests that were all over the movement. And Fisher's response was to call them all middle class scum.