installing a browser plugin that replaces "AI", "chatgpt", "claude", and all the other synonyms with the word "cleverbot" like im putting on the glasses from they live

rob sonic: ive been hanging out bodega style / running with the mutts / you gotta step over my ass to get to the Utz aesop rock: when i was six years old my brain was overtaken by a screaming primordial darkness

My phone carrier is trying to do a Spotify “wrapped” thing for me at the end of January

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the- oh fuck you're fast. You're really fast oh fuck oh no

Time for y'all to get the fuck off tiktok.

mr. bean on the telly

i'm built like a giant flightless bird

“history will judge us” “history will not be kind” they write the history books schools have to use now and they all say obama did 9/11 in retaliation for ronald reagan freeing the slaves

“For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any murders they plan to commit,” House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said in a joint statement on the current Homeland Security funding bill

hot pocket memories

give the gift of toni

my god

underappreciated super heroes: Super King . Forgotten , but not gone

an 'unfortunate' accidental side effect of neoliberal capture was recovered empathy with regards to images of diverse advertising , selling American Freedom to the world, and the 'free world' (free from the Soviets) to America. the culture of radical acceptance that resulted was then quickly undone

banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivNJ...

i think i'm technically "white trash" due to my yupbringing w/ weird boomer crack parents from small, isolated towns in The Worst States but it seems weird to tell that to people when i live a fairly normal life far away from my blood family now . i'm basically the JD vance of blue sky if i do that

i like the part in the weird al song "the brady bunch" where he just says the lyrics to theme song of the brady bunch rly fast to the tune of "the safety dance"

this meeting could have been a hallucination

Superhero films will have a wee guy called widebody, who can widen his body to solve problems. In Widebody: Awakening, he learns to widen his body even more to everyone's astonishment.

buying two of his brand new corporate data center GPUs for personal applications in solidarity with jensen . they will regret the relentless negativity in time

public recognition is a recipe for disaster in the age of Swarm . an outward signal transmission revealing vulnerabilities is naught but a request to be exposed and assimilated . the goal of attracting recognition for one's contributions is an burden of responsibility for exposing one's weak points

happy thursday

is that good

lmao "tepid applause" for the richest and stupidest man in the world taking the stage must have hit him like a brick in the chest

chrissti gnome

82 year old man showing signs of very old age and normal amounts of decrepitude for someone that age . what the fuck is this world....

squirrels are so cute when they do stuff with their little hands . just saw one shuffling some dry leaves around on the floor to reveal a spot to dig

underappreciated super heroes: Super King . Forgotten , but not gone

when i found out steven wilson lives in tel aviv it became very clear how/why he wrote an entire album from the POV of a murderer

As far as I can tell, Congress’ job is to call what the White House is doing illegal and then rubber stamp its budget

the sleepy gentleman

grease elemental

how come the nomination is for best picture but they’re all movies

every time things happen with "mutual aid" (empathy) in this country the weird ML cultists all crawl out of the woodwork to start yelling at everyone about how they're supposed to go back in time and save stalin or something

hence why the most stalinists you will ever see in one place is when one of them gets your scent and sends their dogs after you . on the internet , using tactics well-established online for decades , they impose their correctness and accuracy of thought by brute force of nuisance

when all of this saga is said and done how much of this shit like greenland will turn out to just be all about market manipulation and insider trading

This was after mind you Tom Homan had come up with the brilliant idea of separating families as an enforcement strategy.

every aspect of "progress" in the 21st century falls under this banner: a set of glossy pictures from the worst day of someone's life , the pictures themselves containing value in the airbrushed display of raw power over a steady flow of bodies . building something that worked was never the intent

clipart fascism

I think about this almost every day

you’re never going to find a politician that’s anti-police state any more than you’ll find an arsonist that’s for fire safety, that’s kind of their whole point

Getting turned into mincemeat by a fresh breeze gone violent

i'm like how women acted for the beatles a hundred years ago but it's only for other trans women . if i suddenly start screaming and falling down that's why

im just not sure if hes real?

Adrian Gonzales was one of the first police officers on scene the day of the mass shooting that killed 19 children and two teachers