Going down the Who Is From Maine list to see who will answer the call. Is Anna Kendrick ready to serve? How about uh former Orioles utilityman Ryan Flaherty?

Mitch McConnell has been traded to the Sacramento Kings

actually under the medieval fueros Mikel Moreno is Navarrese and not a subject of “Spain” so the game should be in extra time

they pressed the South Korea 2002 button

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

“You beat Paraguay? You?” “Sure, you didn’t?”

this is how every character on house of the dragon is moving

Iran thank you for supporting elder millennials

I like watching the World Cup because as an unattached fan I get to make rooting decisions based on aesthetic preferences… when I watch US sports it’s more like ah fuck I just imagined a guy from Philly happy and it made me furious

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McDuffie should run for the Ward 4 seat in the special election. see what happens.

ok

this is the funniest DC electoral map i’ve ever seen. i genuinely thought it was impossible to produce this map

I can’t explain this to outsiders but the end of Green Team dominance in DC feels like the collapse of PRI hegemony in Mexico

Janeese staffers going from the first floor to the third floor of the Wilson Building

taking down the green banners and decorations from every DC municipal building and event

genuinely if you’re a pilot and you’re ordered to do a flyover over a city at 11:35 p.m. you should show some self respect and quit

turning on ufc freedom 250

prophet of woke 2

Keith Starmer you’re fired

meet me on the pelota court in Getaria named after the world’s first successful circumnavigator Juan Sebastian Elcano

some of these like Grim are indeed defenses of MTG but others are just criticism of AOC that, unless she’s addressed the “tirelessly working for a ceasefire thing” in a way I’m not aware of, seem fair game to me. Dylan’s for example isn’t even about MTG at all.

i’m probably the single person in País Vasco most excited about the NBA draft lottery results

finally an unrigged lottery

I would die for Txistu the Basque tuna boat dog

I believe the EU-style conservation bottlecaps could cause at least several weeks of culture war discourse if brought to the US

Source tells me Admiral Luis Carrero Blanco is stable. Please God

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they should quit

Help my Secretary of Defense is talking like a wide receiver

divas down…

good game to all but in the end the better team won

“legally” doing a lot of work here

Palestine was established by the Roman Empire the same way the United States of America was established by the Republic of Florence

best protest sign “impeach pedolf shitler” held by literally the oldest man i’ve ever seen standing upright

if you want to see the cherry blossoms now is the time to drive downtown to the tidal basin

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Research Shows It Not Whiskey Friday Yet

ok i think i follow and generally agree with this analogy but also it is incredibly funny to compare what is at its core a YA series to Guernica

Is Ayatollah Ali Khamenei a Ewing Theory candidate?

my old friend from high school, brent crude

if i see ICE at Dulles for my flight next month i’m going to do this

the only people I still see pro-Israel posting on Facebook are my Hebrew School classmate who claimed Obama was a secret Muslim, my college classmate who’s a reactionary Disney adult, and my law school classmate who married a South African IDF veteran

dodging the Vietnam draft is one of the only unobjectionable things Trump ever did in his life