A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise. www.semafor.com/article/11/2...

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someone showed Trump a picture of Zohran’s wife and he got impressed like one of those crusty scouts in Moneyball

I’m concerned the president might be a pedophile

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Frankenstein (2025)

putting everything else aside (lol), calling a left-wing figure “Generalissimo” is just bad writing

couldn’t post this yesterday because i locked myself out of my social media with the brick but the nba cup court designs are so ass

i knew jay jones would pull it off when a colleague said they heard a landlord’s attorney make several actionable threats against the president in the hallway at court

it is now legal in virginia to hunt republicans for sport

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

waiting for my case to get called so i can tell the court cheney died

if nobody’s got me i know lightly salted nuts got me

I found an inaccuracy on the Better Man wikipedia entry

if i send you this it means i am about to defend you with my life

Andrew Cuomo: "They try to use sexual orientation, don't vote for him, he's straight."

it happened to me i’m co-counsel with someone who uses a different number of spaces after a period

every picture of the white house demolition reminds me of this

sorry, but this is how your texts should look 👇

Bari Newsroom

RIP Donald Trump 1776-2026

Donald Trump has lost the Mandate of Heaven!

I’m concerned the president might be a pedophile

Sign of the times: Came across a D.C. home bearing an upside-down city flag, indicating distress, and the sailing flag associated with man overboard.

one of the great joys in life is to have a signature outfit like a cartoon character

the president is back and he got hot

they’re calling it the least anyone has ever wanted to do their job

Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.

the sixth amendment is having a “moment”

oh so they were just following orders

put me on a grand jury i can be trusted not to nullify

hey man some of the guys are going to diminish into the west later if you want to join

President Trump to head to Lyman’s Tavern tonight

ok i’m mostly recovered from a three-week illness and i need to say that if your state sent national guard troops to DC no offense but your state should be occupied, brought to heel by the civilized northeast corridor, and dragged against its will into the 21st century

1. I’ve never read Victor Serge, but just came across this remark of his: “[Seeing clearly] is less a question of an exalted or shrewd intelligence, than of good sense, goodwill, and a certain sort of courage to enable one to rise above the pressures of one’s environment…

West Virginia National Guard troops walking the streets of DC

imagined support for Trump's move among working class/black Washingtonians has no basis in reality. yes there is a cohort of more conservative black voters in DC, but their political preferences are known: they vote for moderate democrats, support statehood, and hate Trump

i am offering to Muriel Bowser a one-time opportunity to quash all past and present beef if she declares a protracted people’s struggle against the occupying American government

ok look i don’t love how DC’s BIDs operate but they actually do clean sidewalks every day

he didn’t do that; you are being either obtuse or dishonest. this is the same as that tired War on Terror claim that any discussion of blowback is “justification” for September 11

what’s Dennis Hastert up to

pedo-don theory

Once again, capital steps in to defend liberalism from reaction when it is unwilling to do so itself.

biking on the sidewalk five feet from a protected bike lane has to feel so good for cyclists or else they wouldn’t do it so often

happy anniversary