New: US spy chief Tulsi Gabbard was excluded from meetings on Venezuela, with aides joking her DNI title stood for "Do Not Invite."

a particularly deranging moment if you spent most of the 2000s annoying your teachers by turning in a bunch of assignments comparing Bush to Hitler

reading Brigitte Bardot’s wiki and shaking my head so people know I don’t agree

did you ever doubt?

Taibbi trying to defuse the allegations he’s drifted right by hiring a hardcore pro-Israel guy as his defamation lawyer jewishjournal.com/commentary/o...

chewing up the turkey as i carve it so i can feed it to my family like baby birds

He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

the washington wizards are undefeated since muriel bowser announced she wouldn’t seek reelection

CJ McCollum legacy game

A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise. www.semafor.com/article/11/2...

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someone showed Trump a picture of Zohran’s wife and he got impressed like one of those crusty scouts in Moneyball

I’m concerned the president might be a pedophile

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

Frankenstein (2025)

putting everything else aside (lol), calling a left-wing figure “Generalissimo” is just bad writing

couldn’t post this yesterday because i locked myself out of my social media with the brick but the nba cup court designs are so ass

i knew jay jones would pull it off when a colleague said they heard a landlord’s attorney make several actionable threats against the president in the hallway at court

it is now legal in virginia to hunt republicans for sport

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

waiting for my case to get called so i can tell the court cheney died

if nobody’s got me i know lightly salted nuts got me

I found an inaccuracy on the Better Man wikipedia entry

if i send you this it means i am about to defend you with my life

Andrew Cuomo: "They try to use sexual orientation, don't vote for him, he's straight."

it happened to me i’m co-counsel with someone who uses a different number of spaces after a period

every picture of the white house demolition reminds me of this

sorry, but this is how your texts should look 👇

Bari Newsroom

RIP Donald Trump 1776-2026

Donald Trump has lost the Mandate of Heaven!

I’m concerned the president might be a pedophile

Sign of the times: Came across a D.C. home bearing an upside-down city flag, indicating distress, and the sailing flag associated with man overboard.

one of the great joys in life is to have a signature outfit like a cartoon character

the president is back and he got hot

they’re calling it the least anyone has ever wanted to do their job

Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.

the sixth amendment is having a “moment”

oh so they were just following orders

put me on a grand jury i can be trusted not to nullify