The best part of having a wife is that there's someone in your house that you can do really terrible bits at whenever you want

that's none of my business really

hate is a strong word but famously I do not like peanut butter

Lovely little guys! I've never had a reason to post The Chart before, so thank you kindly for the opportunity

"just get your dog some booties" that is bourgeoisie propaganda. dogs should not have to wear shoes except for when it snows. Marx spoke of this

we need socialism now so that instead of giving Israel a trillion dollars a year to do war crimes we can spend that money on R&D to invent new sidewalks that don't get too hot for dog paws

ice cream sandwich really the perfect treat for anyone who has ever eaten ice cream and thought damn this is good but I really wish it was also a sandwich

it’s not a premonition. it’s dimensional bleed into your ego’s linear experience of time from the place where all of time is happening at once. fix your framing bro

a slept-on banger

Feel like it would be deeply satisfying to kick that yoda like a football

ok but that DOES look like shit tho

XBOX! at the Disco

"The Devil Wears Prada 2 has nothing but easy winners" great review! there are no hard choices to make in DWP2, only wanting and getting. the deus ex machina that saves the day at the end is very same deus ex machina that helps Andie win over Miranda earlier in the film

the beauty of this website is that every morning you can wake up to a new bloody civil war with absolutely no indication whether it was incited by someone saying “silk boxers are mid” or “I believe you should be allowed to eat any dog under ten pounds”

Really good read here, even if you don't know much about XC2. The idea that meaning can "thicken" is I think an increasingly poignant one. Nearly as interesting tho are the ppl thoughtfully working thru having had a totally different experience with XC2 in the comments. Taste is a tricky thing!

one of these days I will go to bed before tomorrow, but yesterday was not that day

whenever i get anxious that i have covid brain damage i remind myself that i've always been dumb and insane and it hasn't stopped me from convincing people that i'm intelligent and well-adjusted so far

me getting doordash while very stoned:

executive dysfunction off brand rice crispy treat

finally the real societal injustices are being addressed

Tumblr is having bespoke Chainsaw Man takes most of the internet could only dream of

the peak of comedy is when you say things that make people want to hit you with their car :3

buried lede in Ivy Road dissolving is that the game they were pitching looked sick

Anything can sound ridiculous if you don't open yourself up to it.

play this

these ghouls have no respect for the dignity of a human spirit and cannot recognize the spark of divinity in every living soul smdh

sometimes it feels like people only like me because I'm a joy to be around

There are a shocking number of brooding well-platformed centrists who will forever blame Trump's rise to power on fractious youth who opposed a genocide. Our job is not to interact with such people but disempower them

Death Howl is cool and good

I just remember being 14 and standing on the altar at my Confirmation legitimately trying desperately to feel some connection to god or spirituality or something and yet, nothing

I'm fuckin crying man wtf I was not prepared for this 😭

i think most rational, well-informed people of any current or former gender can agree saving young men from their stupidest and most harmful young male impulses is the oldest and most important reason for society to exist at all

something v encouraging to see lately is how clear eyed people have become about assigning fault to institutions rather than individuals. BAFTA/BBC tried to throw that poor man under the bus by seating him where they did and airing what they did but no one’s buying it

whoa that's crazy man

"at least the queen isn't alive to see this" yeah but she knew about all this shit. i do agree tho it's chill that she's dead

we already know what Pedro pascals face looks like

GUYS have you seen this. antarctica on google maps. go look at it. this is tech struggling to process the Sublime

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whenever i clean my apartment my dog just stands perfectly still in the middle of whatever room i'm in and stares at me like this

Anyway, all of that to say, yeah, have some damn faith in yourself! It can be fun and life-affirming to tease out who you are and what you can be, and to learn what all you can do for others when you've learned yourself.

this rules and I fully support it however it DOES remain illegal to go from Flatbush to Williamsburg 😔

When I’m hankering for an evening meal, it’s gotta be Dinner™️

need to have my tits out in the hot sun at Riis Beach again or I’m going to die

(serenely) I love that the weather has been, and will be, like this forever

Brooklyn is still covered in snow and I really miss jaywalking

cool, awesome