Would you still love me if I was the God Emperor of Dune?

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

The only problem with coming to Seattle in the fall is that it's too cold out to see the nudist puppy girls ☹️

I wonder if Palmer thinks about things like "if I was more like the other Mejiro girls would Helios want to be more than just friends?" since I feel like a lot of the higher-class Mejiros (like Mcqueen and Ardan) have that same ojou-sama vibe that Ruby has...

okay i think i enjoy Agnes Digital's story mode the most now i thought you were just comic relief but there's so much more....

IT IS TIME TO FUCKING HIMEJOSHI OUT!!!!

I don't believe in like 99% of "anti aging" procedures so I think to some extent all Botox is a scam but if you're getting Botox under the age of ~50 you're really, REALLY getting scammed

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

>studies with ChatGPT >asks a psychic if she'll pass the exam gee I wonder why she failed

Gold City: 1st place in my heart 🩷

As a woman, the second most lesbian thing you can do is fall in love with another woman. The most lesbian thing you can do is make a zine.

nice nature november!!! #umamusume

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

the fact that Mamdani won his election on a platform of keeping the rent down makes me realize this guy could have gone way further as a political candidate if he didn't have that insane 1890s aristocrat ass beard

Very funny to me that a lot of music critics are super harsh on Laufey because she says she makes jazz even though what she's actually making is essentially retro pop music. It'd be like if someone baked a really delicious cake but inexplicably entered it in a pie contest and got a bad score

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Me when I see something that's more than I can chew

helipalmer; listen. palmer falling for helios is a no-brainer. her calling helios "my sun" is an indirect way of conveying those feelings bc palmer is so used to running away. the underlying dynamic is "you saved me in ways you'll never know" #dlarts #umamusume

I'm not giving any props to Brianna Wu for a variety of reasons but I will say this is kind of the perfect encapsulation of the uselessness of negotiating with right wingers and why so many people like me have such a seething hatred for people who act like moderation is the only way to win

I've grown to like a lot of things about LA after living here for so long, but you will NEVER catch me rooting for the Dodgers. Even as someone who doesn't pay attention to baseball I can tell that they are one of those sports teams whose success is an omen of darkness and misery.

"integrate AI tools into your workflow!" How about you "integrate" my balls into your mouth

humbly offers you pokefuji and nariama 🤲 #dlarts #umamusume

Taylor Swift, Mr. Beast, Drake, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe are all the same type of thing but in different mediums

When the horny art or fanfic of a character I like depicts them significantly OOC

People talk about being "too woke" in situations where it isn't even remotely applicable. If you're not posting something akin to transgender gay furry drug dealer weaboo miku binder Thomas Jefferson you are not even APPROACHING being "too woke"

The giant minion on top of Universal Studios is the Los Angeles version of The Eyes of Doctor TJ Eckleburg

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

If an umamusume wore a hijab would there be holes for the ears like when they wear hats or would there be covers for the ears built into the hijab

they should make The Snoopy Rave a real thing

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I will be on this starting at noon! Come drop by 💞

tap, tap. HARIKITTE IKOU!!... tap, tap. HARIKITTE IKOU!!... tap, tap. "Goddamn it why are you sleep deprived!?!!"

Walked into my girlfriend's room to wake her up and she was downloading the Riot Games launcher. I couldn't stop her. I'm a failure as a partner.

most celebrity hate feels incredibly forced and invasive but especially when people make fun of former child stars for being cringe or rude or ignorant it's like... you mean that person who grew up in a panopticon and was exploited by nearly every trusted adult?

Shirt that says "I ❤️ Sauteing Onions & Garlic"

current mood

"Japanese Margaret Thatcher" is a terrifying concept, their economy is about to hit levels of hyper-capitalist bullshit that only Rothbard could dream up

Honestly very fitting for a video game based on horse racing to be like 90% rng

Democratic consultants and pundits are genuinely the dumbest people on the planet like you pivoted to the right to appeal to moderates and lost so obviously the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to moderates and then you lose so the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to mo

I am never getting this lucky again

I don't think getting divorced in and of itself is a bad thing because if a relationship starts going south there's nothing wrong with calling it quits and moving on, but once a man gets above a certain number of ex-wives I think that does say something about him and it's not anything good

she just ate a tomato, apparently it was tasty

"ANTI-ICE" written on a shell casing in marker is giving me some real "BLACKS RULE" vibes

I'm always fascinated by Eurovision because it seemingly unites all the homosexuals in Europe behind a competition between some of the worst music I have ever heard

Sold out of Sonic!

"To stop authoritarianism we should be willing to run people that want to deprive 50% of the population of their basic bodily autonomy and medical care. (Though not, notably, Ezra Klein.)

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

Whoever made King Halo a sprint specialist and then made her career mode a bunch of medium and mile races I just want you to know that you are a true sicko and you shall not see the light of heaven