Walked into my girlfriend's room to wake her up and she was downloading the Riot Games launcher. I couldn't stop her. I'm a failure as a partner.

most celebrity hate feels incredibly forced and invasive but especially when people make fun of former child stars for being cringe or rude or ignorant it's like... you mean that person who grew up in a panopticon and was exploited by nearly every trusted adult?

Shirt that says "I ❤️ Sauteing Onions & Garlic"

current mood

"Japanese Margaret Thatcher" is a terrifying concept, their economy is about to hit levels of hyper-capitalist bullshit that only Rothbard could dream up

Honestly very fitting for a video game based on horse racing to be like 90% rng

Democratic consultants and pundits are genuinely the dumbest people on the planet like you pivoted to the right to appeal to moderates and lost so obviously the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to moderates and then you lose so the solution is to pivot to the right to appeal to mo

I am never getting this lucky again

I don't think getting divorced in and of itself is a bad thing because if a relationship starts going south there's nothing wrong with calling it quits and moving on, but once a man gets above a certain number of ex-wives I think that does say something about him and it's not anything good

she just ate a tomato, apparently it was tasty

"ANTI-ICE" written on a shell casing in marker is giving me some real "BLACKS RULE" vibes

I'm always fascinated by Eurovision because it seemingly unites all the homosexuals in Europe behind a competition between some of the worst music I have ever heard

Sold out of Sonic!

"To stop authoritarianism we should be willing to run people that want to deprive 50% of the population of their basic bodily autonomy and medical care. (Though not, notably, Ezra Klein.)

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

Whoever made King Halo a sprint specialist and then made her career mode a bunch of medium and mile races I just want you to know that you are a true sicko and you shall not see the light of heaven

People like to argue about Danganronpa or Homestuck or whoever having the worst fandom when we all know the worst fandom ever is Christianity

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Sapphic relationships aren't strictly healthier than other types of relationships but they're way less likely to be mid. Like it's either the most transcendently beautiful romance you've ever experienced or a situationship that implodes spectacularly after months of telenovela level dramatics

Just because I no longer live in Texas doesn’t mean I can’t remember the importance of today: when Texas Senator Ted Cruz liked incest porn on his official Twitter account

The reaction to the Charlie Kirk assassination has further prooved to me that a not insignificant % of ppl in our government and mainstream media think that politics is like 10% actual governing and policymaking and 90% Posting

right-wingers immediately farming Charlie Kirk's death for clout:

It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses

Every guest on the Adam Friedland Show is somehow more unbelievable than the last like who the fuck on his team is convincing multiple members of Congress, Blake Griffin, and fucking Sarah Jessica Parker that they should get interviewed by a guy who used to host a show called Cum Town

God damn it. Walked in on my puppy girl sitting at the kitchen table and eating a chocolate bar. Should I get onto her for breaking kayfabe or should I take her to the vet just to be safe?

Somewhat hilariously, YouTube's restricted mode hides my most recent video on reading game guides, but DOESN'T hide my video on the Nuremberg Trials. My major takeaway is DON'T SELF-CENSOR YOUR OWN WRITING. You don't know what will or will not be restricted!! Do not comply in advance!!!

Gold Ship is the most relatable Uma because she feels a deep, unshakable need to be doing a bit at all times

this was supposed to be a simple doodle but i got carried away lol #spezuka #umamusume #revuestarlight

not cutting this one down sorry

I don't care for JOI porn. Don't tell me what to do.

ayabe's unending torment #umamusume

The Dallas Cowboys are "America's Team" in the sense that they consistently unite every other fanbase in America in ruthlessly mocking them

This YTP is killing me hahahaha www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPbi...

LinkedIn posters are like pastors in that they'll tell some ridiculous anecdote (probably fake) that has nothing to do with anything before tying it back into what they always talk about. Except instead of Jesus it's like.... increasing sales volume and networking

In Uma Musume they don't say"I love you" they say "春の天皇賞を勝ちます" which means "I am going to win the Spring Tenno Sho" and I think that's beautiful 💞

the two sides of tachyon fanart #umamusume #ウマ娘

The life of a retired Umamusume

AHAHAHAA REST IN PISS JAMES DOBSON YOU PIECE OF SHIT

I gotta say, @siridahl.com was banging on pots and pans about this. Not only does sex work lead the charge in new media (DVDs and BluRay) it’s also the canary in the coal mine for conservative bullshit. Support sex work even if you’re a prude or pay for it later.

I hate a company that has the gaul to waste my time emailing me about shit that doesn't matter. "We've made upgrades to the Denny's app". Suck my entire cock

The infuriating thing about waking up early is that 9 times out of 10 it feels like actual torture but every so often you have a day when your body wakes up at 7am naturally and it's like you've unlocked all your chakras and transcended into 5D consciousness

Someone asks me why I'm wearing an "I ❤️ Gaslighting" shirt and I reply "I'm not wearing a shirt"

Every morning I wake up and see more transfemme-transmasc infighting on the TL and I'm so sick and tired of it. We're collectively getting oppressed to a degree we haven't seen in a century and instead of organizing to defend our rights we're gonna reinvent the Battle of the Sexes?

Every time I see a post about someone using ChatGPT as their friend/bf/gf I just think of that tweet that's like "it's always 2 stupid bitches telling each other 'exactlyyyyyy'"

it came to me in a dream and it sucked

what the FUCK

Just learned that horse breeders make these absurd "graphic design is my passion" ass posters to advertise their studs and now I really wanna see these but with Umas