Damn. Dinner and a show. This is part 4 of a 20 part sequence. You can see up to part 13 right now if by Becoming a Patron!

Girl I just logged on...

Commander found the yaoi... Label from NIKKE

Fat Gob

i've developed a hip new strategy in XIV for getting out of awkward social interactions i'm calling it "logging off"

my lil scrumblies.....

HASHIRE! HASHIRE! UMAMUSUME! HONMEI ANA UMA KAKIWAKETE!!!

When the version with stretch marks is the main picture and not the alt 💜

They let falin and marcille into the buffet bad idea....

Ya know what? I'll manifest it here.

fuck my chungus life dude

Giving up on raiding in XIV was the best thing I've ever done because now I have unlimited time to go fishing Catch me with my toes in the water

Alright deadname jumpscare but I'm fucking short like 500 dollars for my first month of rent because I still can't get a fucking job so if anyone can pitch in at all I would genuinely owe you my life. I hate begging for money but I'm so, so desperate paypal.me/SabrinaSaysS...

Hoshi snooze

I should be allowed to explode into a red gory mist but for stimming purposes tbh

Strong Warrior ♂

cw: feeding

Spiritually connected to her #NIKKEfanart

i genuinely find it charming when people come up to me, point at my stomach, and go "hey i wanna die in there" i'm really not immune to apex pred ego fuel

fishing didn't end on the greatest note because the Giant Takitaro is an uncooperative cunt, but i cannot complain about the haul tonight makin' good progress through ARR big fist ✨

Back on my bullshit (fishing)

love talking to short people

Computer, create a sentient egg and put it in the most garish suit imaginable. Disengage safety protocols.

Animation takes time so have some old pizza from my fridge in the meantime.🍕

need to get drunk and put my tongue in some of y'all's mouths tbh

ramonu couldn't make it to poker night n someone had the wise idea of inviting one of the unluckiest umas to strip pokernight, shiraoki had other plans

Block instantly.

Super Brie in real loif.

had no idea having this thing equipped in Y0 actually makes the game a lot harder for Kiryu i was like why tf are his fights so much more obnoxious to deal with

gnome and lizardfolk holidays, both Mariah and Usk enjoy the season for very different reasons

People posting dragons today, so how about a half dragon? Well, a lot more than half...

FUCK OFF LMFAO

Maruzensky gave my friend a ride to a Tracen Meet. Incredibly, nobody was injured on the way there, except for my friend (annihilated), and 14 trainers (annihilated), in what is already being described as the "Gamer Goof of the Century."

i'd honestly go crazy for some waffle house rn need me some hashies covered in tons of shit and a burger and a grilled cheese

there is absolutely no fucking heterosexual explanation for this line Shakur this is gayer than sex

Mihorice my absolute beloved................

ok last one for the day this is for uou mihorice oomf #umamusume #riceshower #mihonobourbon

シャカファイ 샤커파인

i was so brave i didn't full send this sketch :3 say hi to haydeedraco again it's been a long time #sketch #hdart

Umamusume: Beginning of a New Era (Rewatch) Yup starting off the year showing another friend Horses The JAMD situation is crazy

i love having autismmmm yes feed me statistics and spreadsheets and pie graphs and survey responses yum yum

just going to accept that i'm kinda screwed for the Unity Cup CMs since i got absolutely terrible card luck and hope for better results in MANT out of hundreds of pulls i only have a 1LB R Riko and no SSR, so my borrow slot is always fucked or i'm handicapping myself with the weak R version

shakafai or smth idk

a very productive night of overtime #umamusume #nasecreek #fumicreek #supercreek #nasefumino #art #yuri

It's Hoshiguma Alter Eve, and I don't think I've posted this old piece before!

in the world we live in right now, you can be the guy who posts about cats all day idc, but you have to at least have and stated one tangible and real political opinion

im so 🟠