it's genuinely so awesome that umamusume has reached a point where there is two ongoing post-s2 teimaku slowburn fics posted mere days apart

Time for a #teimaku fic update with chapter four of let love in! Now with lovebirds being lovebirds, more drama, and a family visit! archiveofourown.org/works/697119...

hella romantic when ppl fall for someone who's not their usual type. look at gigi's lust objects, and you see it's typically big breasted women (who may or may not be "motherly" in some capacity) instead, her most notable relationship is with a fellow flat-chested girl who's similarly as zany as her

“They call me Outcast, my young Vouivran beauty.” These two won my silly poll in the depths of tumblr! Actual in game dialogue. Outcast was too powerful for this world. #arknights #gloomspiralart

these three are family to me bc they all have similar epithets (among other reasons) #dlarts #umamusume

The thought of McQueen having to deal with Rudolf's dad jokes during a family dinner is hilarious girl gonna be fighting for her life taking everything she says literally 😂 but at the same time she is gonna crack so many unintentional jokes like this meme.

you may laugh, but this means that air groove is the one filling in the role as teio's mom. she's an uma, works closely with rudolf as vice president taking on a co-parental role to the rest of the student body, and most importantly: hates rudolf's jokes

if i could change anything about uma s2, i wish that teio and rudolf were actually related. teio’s story would hit so much harder bc she fails to live up to her father’s legacy, her own and other's expectations, and it would be another mirror parallel to mcqueen upholding her own family legacy 🤔

teimaku for the soul (mine)

commission from my friend @arcaeayuri.bsky.social! loughshinny's just trying to read, but eblana thinks they could be doing something much more fun than reading poetry... #红龙骨

another comm from my dear friend @arcaeayuri.bsky.social! eblana loves her sister very, very much... and those poor zombies definitely have to put up with a lot 😅 they aren't paid nearly enough for this... #红龙骨

honestly i'm pro-priestess, but not in the way everyone thinks. we should Kill Everyone Now so they can escape the fate of being stuck in a gacha that disappointingly limits their storytelling capabilities due to the drawbacks of the medium. doctor/priestess yuri one true endgame all or nothing

saw a post ranking umas on how much of a boy they are and it made me realize how Right it feels to use "son" to refer to teio. "teio is a girl but is more son than daughter" makes SO much sense. she/her son... similar to rudolf; you can't use anything other than "dad" for her. like father like son

something so romantic about mcqueen choosing to become the reason teio continues to run after her dreams were crushed

產產⋯⋯

saria would not get her picture taken in any games if it was not for mumu or ifrit dragging her there let's be real #Arknights #art

i miss talfrost; yelena being more relaxed and playful in talulah's presence... #dlarts #arknights

not a day goes by that i didn't wish they gave rudolf pants. it's not like they CAN'T run in them? they nerfed her bc she'd be too powerful. i wish more of the umas who wear masc suit tops had pants. or at least shorts. imagine teio in shorts with her uniform top. cute ouji vibes thru the roof!!!

oh thank god, someone else understands how ikemen palmer is 🤲 i'm so torn about her being part of the gyaru life lol, it's not something i vibe with, but good for her, it's just that i want to draw her handsome bc she's the best-looking mejiro to me... dlartistanon.tumblr.com/post/7944269...

often i avoid drawing certain characters bc the discussion around them basically boils down to horniness and whittling them down to just sex appeal. that's why i'm primarily a yuri artist with my faves, but ngl it still sucks when you have a ship involving at least one character who attracts weirdos

😚💚🧡 #autofister

something old

gigi murin, demi ace-spec, well-known fujoshi and himejoshi, does not care for heterosexuality and cecilia immergreen, a strongly-suspected himejoshi due to her frequent disappointment and aversion of men gigi can't stand heteros, cece can't stand guys. imagine being straight. in THIS economy?

Time for a #teimaku fic update with chapter three of let love in! Now with family drama, an interview for Teio, and and long waited for answer! archiveofourown.org/works/697119...

outside teimaku and helipalmer, i think most of the basic uma ships like suzuspe, vodsca, mihorice, etc. are cute and fine, it’s just that i don’t rotate them in my head or wanna draw them like i do the former. unrequited nice nature -> teio is good. tachycafe and ogutama vibes are interesting...

“Come, dance with me.” #arknights #reed #eblana #gloomspiralart

tachycafe; leave it to the duo who are on similar wavelengths when it comes to health issues and chasing after intangible goals to pique me #dlarts #umamusume

after watching the beginning of a new era movie, my unpopular opinion is that while pokke is a fine protag, i didn't really care much for her rivalry with tachyon. tbh i think she has better chemistry with kiseki and i dig the mutually weird and vibes tachyon and cafe have more

Commission I did for @drmajalis.bsky.social ! Most people know I’m a massive ReedWillow/ LoughJanie fan so this was an absolute blast to work on! 😂 TRUST a vouivre’s stamina 😌 #arknights #gloomspiralart

my mimirs 😊😊

saw a screencap of mcqueen confused at why helios said "thanks fam" to her when they're not related and joke's on her--for all intents and purposes, mcqueen and helios are in-laws bc helios is bosom buddies with mejiro palmer. so yes, mcqueen, you two ARE fam. accept and bond with palmer's zoomer gf

autofister is so precious. idk how you can listen to cecilia and gigi talk to each other and think that their relationship isn't a genuine bond, but just fanservice? they only knew each other for like 6 months and already planned a trip together. cue the lesbian meme of moving fast, but seriously!!!

🤎🐈🚲💜 Teimaku 一緒にお出かけのテイマク💕 #umamusume #Tokaiteio #MejiroMcQueen #トウカイテイオー #メジロマックイーン #ウマ娘

bleizi, 100 words

my controversial hot take is that i wholeheartedly support siscon eblana -> reed, bc it makes too much narrative sense and is way more satisfying and interesting compared to the usual braindead vapid doctor pandering character assassination. you legit cannot separate eblana's codependency with reed

reed warned saileach not to approach her unless they're both on the landship. monkey's paw curls #dlarts #arknights

my main takeaway is that eblana is like a sapphic, more selfish/self-centered lelouch. loughshinny is her nunnally (and suzaku). except eblana doesn't care about the world/tara. just reed. she did it all for reed… only she never asked what reed wanted. she assumed she knew, and reed couldn't object

cn loving eblana/reed doesn’t surprise me lol in fact i applaud them for embracing it. it's the only eblana ship that makes sense. i recall a myth about twins being reincarnated star-crossed lovers bc if they couldn’t be together, they could at least share a profound bond no one else can understand

Time for a fic update! More teimaku with C2 of let love in, now with more pining, more progress, and more drama! archiveofourown.org/works/697119...

there is something inherently funny about ak announcing their collab with a series that's kinda known for having a notable problematic yuri pair on the same day that the global server is getting an event with a different problematic yuri pair that's popular in cn... fascinating

#umamusume i love teio sm

if tokai teio is "running to the ends of earth" then why is her special skill called sky-high teio step, huh? 🤔 (to reach mcqueen in the heavens)

I should probably be telling you all when I write huh. here have Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen from umamusume pretty derby season 2 playing chess and being gay archiveofourown.org/works/68005381

It's been a hell of a long time, but I've finally written something again. And this time, it's the gay horses. Teimaku time. archiveofourown.org/works/697119...

practicing drawing cece + bonus freaky girlfriends #dlarts #autofister

cece and gigi doing erotic rp about labubus making out and breeding while in calli's hotel room is not that shocking, but what's noticeable is that it was spurred by cece, who keeps strengthening my headcanon that she's the hornier one between her and gigi. i need more fanworks to delve into this

not that there's only one way to enjoy a dynamic, but it's an easy tell when someone just has a baseline reading of autofister if they think it's as simple as silly/serious. as a duo or in a group, they're BOTH the menace. a more benign version of "i can make her worse". enabling each others' mayhem

im stressed have a teimaku

not even 24 hours passed after i posted something mentioning automacock that cecilia uploaded a short of the wii bowling meme where the punchline is literally just "NICE COCK" (featuring kfp) this woman is too funny and powerful with 3d, such an underrated gem