Skeksis! Skeksis! Skeksis!

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

Morph joining the mission to support his boyfriend Wolverine. Sabertooth joining the mission to fight his boyfriend Wolverine.

Dang they really got a category for everything

Eating treat sticks is when he looks the most gremlin

Metal Gear Solid is a series about husbands

Best game ever

What's so great about the Popeye cartoons is they have all-timer gags like this at a rate of like 3-4 a minute

Mods are awake, post earless Piccolo because they should see it too

I love when the exposition sounds so natural

Folks, I am a positive person who is happy in my life and who tries to see people’s good side wherever possible and I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate JKR’s loathsome guts.

Swan Boy kinda remembers, Noel has thought of it with resentment every day since

Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed.

That's probably fine

My late esteemed colleague, though an unrepentant murderer—

Been watching the old Fleischer studios Popeyes and turns out I'd never seen a good cartoon before

Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

After a week with a couple of evil fuckers dying it's back to reality 😔 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...

He's fucking dead!

He's fucking dead!

A gourmet

One of her firm views was that she changed from Church of England to Roman Catholic because Church of England started ordaining women priests

Everything is such a lark! She had very firm views, you see, but they existed amorphously, disconnected somehow from what she actually thought.

I got it

On top of all the many other ways she sucked Anne Widdicombe was once rude to my mum, so can't say I'm especially broken up about the news

DIY video recommendations turning into garden renovation video recommendations: 😄 Garden renovation video recommendations turning into plastic grass installation video recommendations: 😔

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

This begs the question of what animals were Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi in the Swan Boy universe?

Mods are awake, post illegal red Vegeta to spite them

Now we’re cooking

😭A... ACA... ACAB includes... 😭

Scathing literary critique

youtu.be/Xmy-Z3dHMd8?... I want more than 30 seconds! (It looks great)

not that there isn't some pleasure to take in farage falling out of favour and taking a kicking, but i always resent what a fix the whole mainstream UK news media is. when you're in they help you hide your scandals, when you're out they suddenly rediscover them. breaking news: some old news we hid

R.I.P. Bonnie Tyler 😔 This one's a favourite banger youtu.be/ynNTW7iibZc?...

Count Binface lacks the inherent charm of the Monster Raving Loony Party

iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge

I forgot all about this asshole. I hope to soon forget all about him again

Suddenly I'm pro-monarchy?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... When my mum died Virgin Media initially wouldn't let my dad cancel her phone contract because it was under my dad's name and "technically there hasn't been a bereavement". Glad those scumbags are eating shit

You know it's a good one when you get this many top notch Donalds

It's not only not an anagram, it's also a fucking stretch

If Nigel Farage gets completely fucked then maybe 2026 is an alright year

When it's 5 minutes until dinner time

Rona is more correct than ever

Farage really going for "the establishment is out to get me" over a £5million donation

I'm thinking about the Little Shop of Horrors mouth again