"AI makes art more accessible"

Dinnertime squeaks

POV of a deadly panther attack

Reject Harry Potter. Read Discworld.

My favorite Harry Potter book is anything else.

From this week’s Beano.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

I just learned about the Amsterdam Island cows and I've rarely gone from delight to blind fury so quickly

It's useful to have a guide to get from my computer to my living room when I finish work

I feel like most of us aren't, actually

People will stop treating the extended advert like something more than that

patient : doctor i am depressed . doctor : solution is simple , watch the muppet show special with sabrina carpenter patient : ohh good idea !! i actually perform as a clown named pagliacci so im big into comedy

You'd think at some point in his many years in the entertainment industry someone would have taught him how to dress

Some Frank time of a wednesday evening

Molumbo

I am seated

youtu.be/KMJYvKy5IJg?... Watched this last night and got me thinking about the difference between Frank Oz's Miss Piggy and Eric Jacobson's Miss Piggy. I like both, but there's kind of always been an element of Eric Jacobson's performance that doesn't fully feel right and I think I know what

You'd better not be making a declaration of love to the son of my sworn enemy out there

Why does Earth-2 Robin look like a pervert?

Gaiman: but don't worry about the allegations Gaiman: this substack will explain everything Gaiman: but have you considered Gaiman: that i'm minor-coded and literally autistic

Important

Triangle Uni?

There's a big auction of Doctor Who props going on for the next couple of weeks and alas I do not have incredibly silly money

If anyone says Lupita Nyong’o is miscast as the most beautiful woman in the world, you know you can safely discard any further opinions from that person

Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Faced-Baby-Eating O'Brien?

Very few games have ever captured a feeling as good as rolling up stuff in a Katamari that previously knocked you away

Amazing coda here.

Why Chucky?

Death on the Nile (Branagh, 2022)

get it right

www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta... I'm sure this is the only relevant thing about Elon Musk to report on this week

Do you ever think about how they cloned a sheep and named her after Dolly Parton's big naturals?

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️

Awkward place to find the editor's credit

One of the most expensive documentaries ever, about the First Lady, is going to make a fraction of the money a Youtuber's horror movie passion project based on a video game is going to make.

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

Hey I forgot to post about this, but I'm live right now playing Scooby-Doo Night of 100 Frights, doing challenges, eating weird things, and raising money for my first child! Come join in! youtube.com/live/E2qL3hU...

Oddnon once said they wanted their memorial to be a roast I'm sorry, habibi, that I can't fulfill your wish, but nobody can think of anything bad to say about you the only people who could talk shit about Oddnon were Oddnon and racists I miss you

I don't think I could ever grow tired of watching Tom Baker just say whatever

I wasn't as close to Oddnon as a lot of people were but I will miss seeing him around. He was always just a very welcoming presence

www.ign.com/articles/har... He should have written a cheque to 7000 trans people instead

I kinda dug Iron Lung. I see why people are having issues with the pacing, and it does maybe feel a bit much by the end, but I was into the atmosphere a lot

Just saw Primate. I know characters in horror films need to be dumb sometimes for stuff to work, but I don't think they should be "I'll simply overpower this chimpanzee" dumb

Horrifying scenes at the Odeon

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing