heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

in this way we can see that mexico is indeed the most civilized country in north america

it's really hard for me to gauge how much of an actual threat this stuff is to trans people because this admin is incapable of not spending 80% of their time whining about how unfairly they were treated by biden staffers

Hey Mr Mayor and Mrs AG can you please do something about the hospitals ending trans healthcare by capitulating to non binding fascist decree please thanks :) fucking do something like we absolutely know you can and haven’t been please thanks :)

Lmfaooooooo. Imagine willingly posting this for people to see, my god man

this gets at why i implore people to understand "disney adult" is shorthand for a richly diverse Kind of Guy, and someone in it for the wainscotting on the haunted mansion is basically a different species from the common disney adult. disney cruise people are basically a different phylum

i am no longer against the vertical video apps. some people should be on the vertical video apps instead of here, a reading app. with physical distance and over many generations our two peoples can naturally evolve apart from one another and we will no longer be burdened with interaction

remember, centrists: you gotta vote blue no matter who! time to get in line and support the clear democratic front runner 😇

Lack of genuine community is going to kill us if we can’t build it where it’s lacking. The contradiction of millions of lonely people is unsustainable and our resilience as individuals is nothing close to what’s needed to face what’s coming, whether fascism or climate change.

EXPLAINING THE HISTORY OF TRANS HEALTHCARE TO AMERICANS: "Imagine a Hamburger"

Every time I say we should ban evictions in the US, people tell me that's impossible, that our system is the only way to do things. But we only do things this way because of racism. until 1870 or so, it was standard practice to pay rent at the END of the month. And there were no security deposits.

CANNIBALS: oh fuck yes

the next monogamous person I see acting like it’s a hate crime to tell them to get their sexual health check is getting full weight of my bad day dumped directly on them

i think the whole world could really go for a big boat stuck right about now

We continue: for 21 families, who can't access internet or expend energy asking for help— KIDS, caretakers, disabled people. Especially as hunger worsens, we aim to sustain their dignity & lives through recurring giving. Click “weekly” on a coffee to help them eat: chuffed.org/project/hope...

recently learned that the standard procedure for autism diagnoses in my country is reclassifying them as schizophrenia when the person reaches adulthood. psychology isn't a real science, we gotta start over

have an idea for a sitcom where it's two roommates. and get this: they're BOTH scheming viziers

getting people off oil AND red meat

it is genuinely funny how many bad things that suck were invented by this one man's groupchat

quick question for everyone griping about dogpiles and coordinated harassment: remember bean dad, back on twitter? remember how half the site was dunking on him? do y'all think that was planned in a discord server, or just happened naturally bc that's what happens when you try and post through it?

feel like one of the (multiple) reasons people still argue with this is they know, consciously or unconsciously, they have basically no influence on the party, the party is almost sure to tell everyone on the left to eat shit again, so they get mad at people they do feel like they can influence

ThePirateBay has a perfectly functioning search

We are losing the f**kin’ recipes! Everyone go watch those two Fire Emblem OVAs, which you can find on YouTube with subs! Look at the vision! Look at the plot/visuals! Now we got some unappealing looking live-action film with a Zionist directing that was (allegedly) part of killing civilians!

lmfao

When crime is up: Our brave boys in blue need all the support they can get When crime is down: We must reward our brave boys in blue for their hard work

MILF and DILF are now 'exploitative and abusive' language, according to Kickstarter

You a soft and weak plastic vs me a hard and strong plastic

I love fritillaries so much

one day i will attain site-wide notoriety for finding the right opportunity to really let loose on how the nuclear family is reactionary dogshit that enables grooming and we need to move past it for the sake of humanity

Being openly communist, atheist, and polyamorous and not ashamed or secretive about any of it I feel like are all things people are still like “you positively affirming this and liking your own beliefs and identity is offensive to me and the way I live my life”

mikhail and victor are so different. mikhail didn't babble much, still doesn't talk much. victor is 11 days old and goes on whole tirades in babygibberish. it's fascinating

"anyway communism doesn't work because people like owning things" I say as I try to activate the seat warmers in my car only to find out I have to pay a subscription for every single thing in it.

novel posting

once again, just spitballing, what if we just provided for everyone's basic material needs

The real message of Frogger is the dangers of commuting in a city that doesn't have reliable public transit.

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

boycotts work. anyone stating otherwise is spreading state & corp sanctioned propoganda

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

rare to see someone proven right this quickly

Incredible

At some point there needs to be a *proper* conversation about how cruelty has become a new normal for so many people. And we can't just keep putting it down to structures. Too many people with plenty of agency are actively choosing this.

this is why, when we win, we gotta win all the way.

would a gas tax cut really help ordinary americans? no. but can dems score easy wins by doing things that make people feel like they're being helped? also no. but they can they expand the base by relentlessly focusing on affordability instead of trump's lawlessness? signs still point to no