I cringe at the train coming at me in movies. I have never watched a train that was actually imperative to the story. It always makes me feel like the producer is trying to run me over with the train

If the child is pure of heart I would, so that they could burn away the sins of the world

i have two children, so pretty bad timing on my part, but i kinda wanna get a real sword. i think it would be funny

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

harsh but true

Has it ever occurred to us that there *are* no new Pokemon? Oh, they *say* we have new Pokemon. But have we thought what these new Pokemon do, and why they do what they do? And why we need new Pokemon? I mean, there are three or four for every day of the year. What's wrong with Pikachu or Meowth?

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

The thing about all the defenses of Israel you see in the US via a liberal perspective is that Israel's own leadership goes on television and Twitter every day and they very openly say what they want, which is incompatible with liberalism, or really anything vaguely related to the law.

They should just put all the establishing shots at the beginning of the movie. Get them out of the way.

I’m really glad to see this. It’s also wild that by long overdue here we mean *two centuries*. Two centuries of ruling elites consolidating more and more land in fewer and fewer hands while those forced to the streets were criminalised

if i wanted to sabotage a double-digit percentage of the business community's leadership in order to drive their companies into the ground, i would create chatGPT

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

it used to be so cool to be on the computer

Star Fox sometimes reminds me of group projects in school

if you think this is bad now just imagine what it's going to be like from wednesday through the rest of the week when it's 104 degrees out

I'm a big fan of media analysis but sometimes the best form of media analysis is letting a piece of art sit with you, making you feel weird in a way you can't understand or explain, until one day you have a life experience and you remember the piece of art and you realize that you understand it now

enjoying pride together 🏳️‍🌈🥳

this wouldn’t work legally because a President has no authority to remove a Supreme Court justice. however the President could instead simply drone strike them. it sounds like i’m being snarky but as a result of the immunity decision this is the actual law.

A friend finds solid footing.

most true post ever made

please, Mr. Suck was my father. call me Dick

women kissing each other reblog if you agree

all right, operation go to the beach to have fun with my friends is a go. baffling i have to convince them to do it every time

For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel

The myth underlying this is that trans people (trans women specifically) were ever "invisible." We were objects of fascination, scorn, mockery, and fetishizing long before 2014 (for about the entire history of mass media really). What really broke a lot of brains was the idea we deserved dignity

This one is sort of like an elf or goblin who is a palace guard. They all march around awkwardly and say "Huphuphup" in time with the pace and speed of movement of the marching.

Challenge: Talk to People Who Ride Bikes For Transportation Before Installing Bike Racks.

Every Buttigieg Discourse is just straight people lecturing actual queers about how we gotta support him because he shares a label with us, and totally ignoring us when we point out he hasn't actually DONE anything for our community and in fact seems to be embarrassed to be seen with us

Not the first and it won’t be the last. The real crisis in US business is that our executive class is full of idiots with no expertise in their respective industries. Even if the AI bubble pops overnight we still need to solve that problem. “Professional manager” is a fake job that pays the most

I'm pro air conditioning, but i don't think it's right for Britain because i don't want Englishmen to be comfortable

beautiful lady!

it's the new millennia!!! we gotta do SOMEthing to celebrate

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

Should be pretty easy for any politician to run on: "The place we live should not be a shithole." If you get pushback, just go with "my opponent wants this place to be a fucking shithole. I respectfully disagree"

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Aww the co-creator of FTL came out as trans and issued an update for the first time in years just to change her name in it 😭 love that game.

If you go out door knocking to talk about your love for rich people, the cops, "the west," free enterprise, and Israel, the only people receptive to that shit will be republicans who are going to vote for republicans, so good luck with all that

my husband! heyoooo

me: give it to me straight, doc. How much time do I have left? Doctor: Well, let’s just say—

I agree AND ALSO I'm so so sorry but Europeans need to hear this: when it was India Pakistan Brazil it was ok. When it was us dealing with 60C summers and unimaginable flooding it was ok..when floods killed thousands in Pakistan and drowned an entire state in Brazil it was fine.

Slippy, no!

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Screen time can damage under-twos’ development, landmark study suggests www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

You can actually train yourself to be able to breathe underwater, you just have to start with small little nose breaths and slowly work your way up to big gulps so your body can adapt This however, only works if you have a pure heart, otherwise you just fucking drown

a braver social media site would suggest accounts to unfollow

Having multiple incidents around HIPAA data problems still hasn’t slowed down shit with AI at work. It’s maddening.

Still think about that time when a bunch of Americans joined a Chinese social media site and someone tried to apologize for nuking Japan and many of the Chinese were like "You should have nuked them harder."

You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature.

Sorry, fake or not, that account is great "Do you really think poor people would be eating at Applebees?" Um, yeah? That's who's in there! The place is a fuckin dump lol