i think if your lawyer doesn't know better than to talk to isaac chotiner, you are going to go to jail

jeff kober in this season of the pitt is great if you're going through withdrawal from not having brad dourif around, but you're glad they aren't just bringing back the same character. it's like...i'm not in the mood for thai food right now, but malaysian, i could go for malaysian.

i still hate my job but it's DEEPLY gratifying to check in on my last day of a 4-day pto stretch and see that things are well and truly on fire and no one has been able to solve things that are so Solved for me that i have macros saved on my computer that fix them "why not share them?" lmao.

review formulated after 4 days in washington dc - decent food (not the BEST but pretty good) - too expensive - good trains. love them trains - people surprisingly friendly, chill? - unfortunately sits on the nexus of a geomantic web, the sole purpose of which is to concentrate all evil in the world

NOAM CHOMSKY = KYS CHOMO MAN

my paternal grandfather worked for the mn archdiocese and, it has been confirmed, burned the psych records of Problem Priests in the fireplace at home my maternal grandfather stayed in latvia (family fled) to try to grift the russians, germans, and jews alike in ww2. he did not succeed

gavin newsom is a weathervane in the sense that he should be nailed to the roof and it's not a big deal if he gets struck by lightning once in awhile

hr at the month-old new-company is doing enneagram shit. tfw you are doing something that even wikipedia lets you say "it has been dismissed by personality assessment experts as pseudoscience"

same, bud. same

i need to finish up a couple job applications this weekend but i'm gonna see if i can do that by laying on the floor listening to r.e.m. until my headphones run out of battery first

asking the bruenigbot about nlrb rulings related to seeking reproductive care and watching as it pulls out a gun and shoots itself before answering me

[0011472] Dwarf gains no good thoughts from attending meeting, constantly tries to attend meeting.

i don't want podcasts on netflix or hulu or anywhere else, fuck you. if i want to watch people talking, perverting an already shaky audio format, youtube exists to punish me for that sick urge.

deep in his heart, every man longs to be approached while chopping wood at a cabin off the grid, and be told "i'm putting a team together"

i've watched enough Warframe build videos where they call something a war crime, that now i'm getting recommended videos of guys making shotgun slugs out of steel cable, which is maybe an actual war crime? very fun to watch go through ballistic gel though

my review of e1 of Strip Law: there was a gag in the first couple of minutes that was so funny that i found myself thinking about it and laughing again throughout the rest of the episode. strong opener.

The End Times issue 4: man. what a cool idea this is, and how well executed except the part where, as i'm sure i'll complain every month, a side character is named zeb wells and i pray for his death

extremely depressed that my favorite indian place in town just went out of business suddenly. we were there a week ago! it was only yesterday i was eating lamb curry with parotta and chicken lollipops...

they're always breeding "dog that lives for 5 minutes in agony and looks like a child's drawing of the idea of a dog" and never trying for "cat whose shits don't stink up an entire 2 story house from the basement"

few things delight the midwestern soul more than seeing the "3-6 inches of snow overnight" turn into "invisible dusting you won't have to shovel" by morning

excited to see that Wisconsin State Assembly Speaker Robin Vos will not be seeking reelection beyond overjoyed at the prospect that Private Citizen Robin Vos will be [REDACTED, CATS DANCING] by year's end

i saw a reel this morning of a kindergarten teacher holding up pictures of dogs and teaching the children which ones are safe to pet and which ones aren't, and honestly? more valuable instruction than anything i received in middle school or beyond

i refuse to believe the AACTAs aren't a backronym to sound like "actors" because the australians are a fallen people and pronounce stuff like that. (please give me citizenship)

spent 2 hours in a parked car yelling IN AGREEMENT with other people about how much we hated Sucker Punch (2011) after getting out of it, and it took a full, actual decade for me to be willing to entertain the idea that zack snyder might be able to make a decent movie again

how your email finds me

my doctor is resorting to increasingly obscure and rare possible causes for my perpetually high blood pressure and i don't have the heart (heh) to observe that, you know, *gestures at everything* might be responsible for a few points

i think the phrase "zillow x world of warcraft housing promotion" should be enough to get someone to pull the plug on this simulation

i can't really articulate it but i feel like today's swanboy is very reminiscent of warframe build videos on youtube, in the most praising-for-familiarity sense

playing everyone's favorite monday game, "are half my coworkers 'out sick' because they're sick, hungover, or interviewing elsewhere"

BEEFTANK presents: the night of the hunter

when the server at a new restaurant warns you "the sandwich is very large." believe him

without harvard and yale you aren't going to ever get the bloodless lizardmen you need to run a three-letter agency. smdh

realizing i watch way too many premium-mediocre streaming comedies when lisa gilroy shows up in Yet Another One, and there's nothing nice i can say about her in any of them so i'll stop this post here

i love the madman on youtube i watch who made an apple pie out of 100% apples (he made apple flour for the crust and apple juice as a liquid). he's back making 100% chocolate chip cookies. this is the spark of human creativity at its sincere finest

"white cultural food ways" is the stuff in the epstein files that people keep trying to deny

The Beauty update: real "plot getting in the way of the story" situation with regard to how much more ryan murphy wants scene after scene of ashton kutcher vamping through flashbacks, than he does to deal with the actual...premise of the show, for everyone else

pov you have been listening to a company Kickoff for 7 hours and welcome death

pretty satisfied with where i'm sitting here, but to make it "fair" i should be offered australian citizenship for meritorious service to your country

going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"

i'm ok with the patriots going to the super bowl if this is going to happen to them every time

i like goat in curries but i always forget until it's too late that goat skeletons are apparently just bone shards, everywhere, in everything

bitcoin collapsing as everyone using it realizes that in 2026 america you can just use cash to buy trafficked children

taking my stupid check to the post office to pay my stupid quarterly taxes to the stupid cabal of pedophile demons that runs the stupid country

[0004557] Player is not warned on embark about playing as dead civilisation

you probably can't even point out that there's a number of emails with a woman who signs off with "Jx" in those emails, without risking some trouble on ye olde paedoph isle

oh so they were like EATING people eating people huh

coworkers from a non-acquired part of the business keep messaging me to ask how this went and i'm struggling because it seems rude to reply "aside from that mrs. lincoln, how was the play?" to every one of them

posting this here like babe ruth pointing at the stands, when the first company town hall post-acquisition is about The Value of AI and The Agentic Economy, things at my job are about to go No Bueno, pronto