Sam Wiles
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America's Most Guy
https://gammaray.bar/show/sam-wiles-a-night-of-comedy-and-video/
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Hey bluesky, buy my new comedy album at
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about 1 year ago
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Cullen
7 days ago
imagining Mike McDaniel trying to show a Chris Fleming instagram reel to Jim Harbaugh
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 month ago
I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!
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We gotta enact the E.T. a nd hammers protocol with Bill Gates
about 1 month ago
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Kath Barbadoro
about 1 month ago
how are they ALL pedophiles man
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Jimmy Pardo
about 1 month ago
Major change: No Ozzy
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Adam Serwer
about 1 month ago
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 1 month ago
What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy
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Gov. Gavin Newsom: ‘I disagree’ with calls to abolish ICE
The 2028 presidential contender came out against calls to dismantle ICE after an agent fatally shot a Minneapolis woman.
https://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article314342147.html
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southpaw
about 1 month ago
Ilhan Omar is an American hero.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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Lord Piss
about 1 month ago
more democrats should be pointing out that "illegal immigration" is not even a crime
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Cullen
about 1 month ago
tom homan: keep this up and we will compile a list of the horniest wettest milfs in your area!!!
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the Mountain Goats
about 1 month ago
wait they removed Bovino? maximum respect to the people of Minneapolis: you did this. power to the people forever
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Alex Blechman
about 2 months ago
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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Cullen
3 months ago
wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
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You've created thousands of Jimmy Kimmels
6 months ago
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Kash Patel looking at the crowd through a big magnifying glass for antifa like it's where's waldo
6 months ago
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I can't imagine what this is doing to Tenacious D right now
6 months ago
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David_j_roth
7 months ago
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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Zero stars for the new Naked Gun movie. Was really hoping for a meditation on grief
7 months ago
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[THEO VON WHEN HE INEVITABLY HAS GHISLAINE MAXWELL ON HIS PODCAST NEXT MONTH]: Wow so people say men and women can't be friends but you were straight up Jeffery's main guy huh?
7 months ago
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215-214. Thanks Gerry Connelly!
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10 months ago
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Joe McAdam
10 months ago
"Crust"
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the Mountain Goats
11 months ago
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
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The Onion
11 months ago
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
https://theonion.com/show-me-where-you-make-autism-shouts-rfk-jr-storming-sour-patch-kids-factory/
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Incredible that 30k people showed up at this rally in LA to demand Gavin Newsom move more to the right!
11 months ago
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE
11 months ago
Trans people: please use our correct pronouns and don't call us freaks The Trump administration: if you publicly oppose genocide our secret police will disappear you and send you to a torture gulag in El Salvador Centrists: these two things are the same
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
11 months ago
EVERY SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD: vaccines are the safest and best way to prevent disease RFK JR: I recommend rubbing dog poop in your eyes while doing the Macarena
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Viktor Winetrout
11 months ago
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
12 months ago
It’s really funny for me to imagine all of the weird guys like Greg Proops in a meeting after Chuck Schumer capitulated to fascists saying “how can we pin this on Bernie Sanders and the dastardly white man AOC”
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Cullen
12 months ago
i haven't watched white lotus but people are always like "OMG did you see the way CHARLES wears SOCKS!?"
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bort
12 months ago
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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Joe McAdam
12 months ago
During the Hays Code era a movie couldn't show people sharing a toilet
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We're actually super nice to conservatives considering they all talk like this and have dog food for brains
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
12 months ago
Stephen King saying “capital punishment is complex” doesn’t mean that it is. Maybe you also think clowns actually turn into big space spiders because he typed it
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12 months ago
man he really hates trans people huh. what is going on in your head where you think harris was one charlie kirk beer summit away from flipping all the swing states she lost?
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Emma Berquist
about 1 year ago
god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
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Dreamboat Branny 💖
about 1 year ago
You gotta hand it to Jim Varney for being able to make his face display an emotion that does not exist in nature
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Talib Kweli
about 1 year ago
I grew up watching Gene Hackman. His body of work helped me understand that acting is indeed an art. He melted into every role, big or small. If Hackman is in the film, that just about guarantees it's a good film. He was also on Richard Nixon's list of enemies. Rest in peace Gene Hackman.
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Michael Good
about 1 year ago
Hemingway famously wrote a 6 word story with a full dramatic arc and so did this guy I saw on Facebook who wrote “happy belated birthday to my fiancee”
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Elise
about 1 year ago
@franifio.bsky.social
What’s not to love about RFK Jr., a picture of health? 🤣
#RFK
#AntiVax
#FDA
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win
about 1 year ago
conservatives don't actually care about states' rights or the national debt, and they know they don't care about it. pointing out the hypocrisy is pointless. stop playing their game and recognize that conservatives win by wanting things and leveraging power to get them. we need to do the same
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Brendel
about 1 year ago
One of my biggest complaints about 2025 so far is how everything is bad and airplanes are crashing
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Dave Weigel
about 1 year ago
Interesting. Here's my alternative take: Kill it with fire.
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Ian Boudreau
about 1 year ago
I think the reason people are frustrated with Democratic leaders is that they expect these elected representatives to act like a real disaster is happening, which it is. Four-day weekends and bratwurst junkets in Munich kind of undercut that
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wint
about 1 year ago
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
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