Herr Bud… no rule a dog can’t rule Germany.. etc etc

(holding up two fingers to my friend’s nose) You smell that? Yeah? It’s mother’s perfume.

I love the part of the haircut where she puts five products into my hair that cost a hundred bucks a piece and make it look good for the next 15 minutes.

Hello New York! I am back one week from today at UCB doing my solo show outside of LA for the first time ever! With @chrisgethard.bsky.social Sabrina Wu and Ivy Wolk! Grab tix at dadsdie.com!

Well well well Mr Cuomo, in accordance with our bet, you will now have to star in my short film as a 10 year old nonbinary child learning to play the cello while dreaming of becoming a creature of the deep.

I voted for Eric Adam’s because I moved to NYC six weeks ago and I’ve been having an absolutely awesome time under his watch.

Dumb fat fuck with dumb fuck hat

Shithead

Fuck this guy

Ripley and Jonesy

Kids used to go trick or treating. Now they go triggered treating. It’s sad.

Come to show tonight dadsdie.com

Father’s Day. See you there.

Celebrate Father’s Day with me, @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel at The Elysian. DadsDie.com

I am really proud of the show I’m doing right now, My Father Has Been Murdered. I will continue working on it for the foreseeable future until it is a perfect gem but I think it’s already the best live show I’ve ever done. Come out!

My Father Has Been Murdered: The Father’s Day Special With @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel. Produced by @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social and DSP Studio. Tix at dadsdie.com

My Father Has Been Murdered: The Father’s Day Special With @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel. Produced by @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social and DSP Studio. Tix at dadsdie.com

I just met you, and this is crazy but what are numbers? I am a baby.

I have fulfilled my dream. I am the voice of a merchant in a video game.

Comedy Bang Bang has been kinda on a hot streak lately, just something I’ve noticed

Grace is in the very top-tier of BP guests and we finally clean out the listener block bag. What more could you ask for

This was so much fun

Feel free to check this out, feel compelled to not not check this out

Bitch is a slur for women who suck. We must respect the women who suck community. These horrible broads deserve better.

Wow. Incredible news. I have a Substack now. New short fiction every week or so. And paid subscribers get access to audio versions of each post. It’s called Wrong Galaxy and you can check it out here: gracegfreud.substack.com

I asked ChatGPT to generate a picture of the one true god. Here’s what it made:

UC Berkeley an incredible place full of wonder

(Misremembering what the AIDS quilt was made for) Damn, gay people were cold as hell in the eighties.

Ghost wrote this. Excited to see it in the wild!

The nonbinary Christian nationalist has logged on

April and I talked about my beautiful recipes and the fires on today’s ep of the girl god experience: open.spotify.com/episode/3t0o...

Really pissed at my girlfriend for a lot of reasons. FIRST OF ALL she does not exist

LA rocks. Best city in da world, baby. Go bears

In some countries, THE BRUTALIST’s name was localized to BAD GAY GUY.

Everyone deserves shelter and food and fun whether they’re in active addiction or not.

I can’t believe I have to lose weight just because they invented a miracle weight loss drug. You guys are gonna miss us when there aren’t any fat bitches who know how to party left…..

SANTA UNIVERSITY 8 IS LIVE! i meant for it to be a parody of the lost pilot but ran out of time so it's about a flight to cleveland with a little turbulent. starring all my friends! <3 www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

Just started replying “well I guess you’re not hopelessly in love with me then” when someone can’t hang out. Responses have been mixed.

The damage has been done, sure, but you’re at least still having fun, right? No? Not anymore, you say? Wow, I’m sorry.

Watch the entire Megalopolis Christmas Special in full right now!! Watch here: www.youtube.com/live/PVZdFlH...

Streaming now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVZd...

This fucking sucks

If you can’t see a better Christmas, build one. The Megalopolis Christmas Special. This Friday. 8 PST. Livestream at YouTube.com/@dspstudiola.

Many years ago, Francis Ford Coppola filmed a tie-in Christmas special meant to coincide with the original intended release of Megalopolis, which was ultimately delayed. @gracefreud.bsky.social and @alecrobbins.bsky.social have uncovered this lost work. Friday 12/20, we will share what we've found

We're back! @saucepodcast.bsky.social is joined by @guybranum & @gracefreud.bsky.social, who help us break down the Trump campaign's transphobic messaging this past election season. Why was it so effective? Is there any good way to respond to these right wing demonologies?

Coming this Christmas. Gracegfreud.substack.com

Coming this Christmas. Gracegfreud.substack.com