I can’t believe the liberal mayor rigged an election in the super liberal city in the most complicated, attention getting way that actually makes it harder for her to win the general against an actual progressive!!

I can't believe how stupid the Matlock A.I. storyline is

Writing extremely tortured jokes and forcing someone else to deliver them is a 10/10 bit and @mremilyheller.bsky.social really outdid herself on this one

They murdered someone across the street from where I bring friends from out of town to eat bahn mi

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

Rewatching Mad Men! Time to rank my top five favorite characters who DON'T have blue eyes! They are: 1. Sally 2. Ginsberg 3. Salvatore 4. Dawn 5. uhhhhh....

Cutting to Bill Maher on an Epstein List joke... very good

LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills

I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 12: A Baby Geniuses Reunion! John takes a backseat as @mremilyheller.bsky.social reunites with her pal @lisahanawalt.bsky.social for a brand new episode of Baby Geniuses! WOWOW www.patreon.com/posts/147504...

The is article is very good. Also, if your, more famous than you, comedy friends are doing shit like Killy Tony and Skankfest, even though they are your buddy who still does your bar show, they’re friends with/take money from facists and instead of kissing their ass you should say, “That’s gross.”

@roxana-hadadi.bsky.social if you are enjoying getting back into Jeopardy, you may also enjoy @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 9: Paolo Pasco's Puzzle Corner w/ @gppasco.bsky.social. We are joined by the 7-game champ and puzzle designer to discuss his J! run, his Canadian girlfriend (who is real), and his ToC prep. Plus! He runs us through some original puzzles! www.patreon.com/posts/141376...

Heartbreaking reading, but this Reddit thread gives a sense of the relentlessness of the horror inflicted by ICE, and the damage being done to so many innocent people that doesn't make the news.

c if u can spot me

🚨 JOIN US TODAY AT 12:00 PM to protest ABC and demand they bring back #jimmykimmellive. 🚨

5 days until @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social starts streaming new episodes! If you're a cord-cutter looking to start watching again, might I recommend checking out our podcast? We chose our best-ofs for season 41, including anecdote & response of the year! And a Jeopardy-specific awards monologue!

The 2025 WIAJP Player of the year is Drew Goins! We begin the prestigious Jeoppy Awards season by bringing Drew on the show to discuss his charmed J! run, his burgeoning friendship with Lisa Ann Walter, being a J! gay icon, and his prep process. It's so fun! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

Words I never thought I’d type about the finale of And Just Like That: why was there so much shit but no piss in the toilet

I think what ends up happening to John on this ep is worse for him than the IWasPoisoned stuff from the last Blocked Party

Rather than just say “blue no matter who,” let’s take the time now to not only find someone whom we think could win but who also will not compromise on the rights of our citizens and who will not continue to fund and arm a genocide. There’s time!

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

Here's Adam Schiff standing in support with Netanyahu just last week. As he collects record millions from AIPAC. bsky.app/profile/schi...

My phone has learned the word Nicolandria

Week of June 16: We're Tired. It's jetlag-induced delirium all over this episode as John returns from Iceland and Emily returns from her camp reunion to barely keep it together while discussing one VERY chaotic FJ, Phineas and Ferb, and the Biltmore estate. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

In case you missed it, I got to fill in as co-host on one of my favorite podcasts, @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social, with my pal @mremilyheller.bsky.social.

At some point in the next 730 days I could be a Jeopardy! contestant. Or not at all. Anyway, here's the podcast I do every week about the show

This is a blow. No one was better on the Jeopardy! beat. Hire Claire!

Hey instead of upending wheelchairs to see if people are scamming you why don’t you try to get the film industry back in this country or better yet fall in a big smooth-walled hole

I had a dream last night that my whole family was gathering at the video store we used to rent from and it was my job to bring the @eve6.bsky.social keychain (I failed)

I used to do this thing where I would have people sit for portraits and make them hold very still and correct their position if they moved while I was drawing, then hand them something like this

Me, drawn by @mremilyheller.bsky.social circa 2006, before she became a comedy bigwig.

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 3: Masters Prep w/ @ibhirsch.bsky.social and @juveria.bsky.social. It's our first-ever video bonus and our first live play episode, as Juveria and Isaac square off against Emily as they prep for Masters, playing John's homemade boards. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/126948...

Week of April 21: Disgusting, Ageist, Gen Z Slang. John and Emily are reunited and not a moment too soon, as Liam Starnes goes HAM all week. He also gives a response of the year, old J! fans get upset about a category, and we go in on the League of Nations. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Professional fill-in host and fill-in pod guest at your service

🚨Action Needed: City Council is trying to criminalize people for sleeping in their cars (again) even though the number of people living unhoused in LA is at an all-time high. Please take 3 minutes to make these calls/send emails--no later than 9am on Wednesday! Graphics by @ktownforall.org

Rewatching shows I don't mind falling asleep to while I'm recovering from outpatient surgery. And I have to say, I'm still very mad they kill off Matthew in Downton!!! It sucks!!!

I don't understand why there was stuff left in the blender

HUGE night of television! And you better watch it now so you can be up to speed at the water cooler tomorrow. That's right, everyone's talking about THE GREAT NORTH! Season 5, episode 8, "Ghouls Rush In Adventure"!

Week of March 17: The One With Matt LeBlanc's Porno. Alex DeFrank has a great week, we remember Matt LeBlanc's softcore beginnings, and enough with the Kanye clues already. Plus, Andy Samberg texts into the pod and we dive deep on Copenhagen the Horse. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

If you have money in the S&P 500 (which I did!), you have money in Tesla. I had my guy move mine to a different ETF that doesn't include Tesla. I still own some evil shit, I'm sure, but we have a rare opportunity to fuck Elon up right now. His wealth is HIGHLY DEPENDENT on Tesla stock. Dump it!

Now that season 3 of the #Traitors has wrapped up, I have some casting suggestions for season 4: