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5 days until @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social starts streaming new episodes! If you're a cord-cutter looking to start watching again, might I recommend checking out our podcast? We chose our best-ofs for season 41, including anecdote & response of the year! And a Jeopardy-specific awards monologue!

The 2025 WIAJP Player of the year is Drew Goins! We begin the prestigious Jeoppy Awards season by bringing Drew on the show to discuss his charmed J! run, his burgeoning friendship with Lisa Ann Walter, being a J! gay icon, and his prep process. It's so fun! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

Words I never thought I’d type about the finale of And Just Like That: why was there so much shit but no piss in the toilet

I think what ends up happening to John on this ep is worse for him than the IWasPoisoned stuff from the last Blocked Party

Rather than just say “blue no matter who,” let’s take the time now to not only find someone whom we think could win but who also will not compromise on the rights of our citizens and who will not continue to fund and arm a genocide. There’s time!

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

Here's Adam Schiff standing in support with Netanyahu just last week. As he collects record millions from AIPAC. bsky.app/profile/schi...

Newsom believes in Newsom, and that's about it. He's a haircut with ambition but no purpose. A hollow wooden boy who will sacrifice whomever is most politically expedient. We already have better candidates, ones who care about trans folks, care about unhoused folks... We can do better.

My phone has learned the word Nicolandria

Week of June 16: We're Tired. It's jetlag-induced delirium all over this episode as John returns from Iceland and Emily returns from her camp reunion to barely keep it together while discussing one VERY chaotic FJ, Phineas and Ferb, and the Biltmore estate. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

In case you missed it, I got to fill in as co-host on one of my favorite podcasts, @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social, with my pal @mremilyheller.bsky.social.

At some point in the next 730 days I could be a Jeopardy! contestant. Or not at all. Anyway, here's the podcast I do every week about the show

This is a blow. No one was better on the Jeopardy! beat. Hire Claire!

Hey instead of upending wheelchairs to see if people are scamming you why don’t you try to get the film industry back in this country or better yet fall in a big smooth-walled hole

I had a dream last night that my whole family was gathering at the video store we used to rent from and it was my job to bring the @eve6.bsky.social keychain (I failed)

I used to do this thing where I would have people sit for portraits and make them hold very still and correct their position if they moved while I was drawing, then hand them something like this

Me, drawn by @mremilyheller.bsky.social circa 2006, before she became a comedy bigwig.

What Is...? A Bonus Episode 3: Masters Prep w/ @ibhirsch.bsky.social and @juveria.bsky.social. It's our first-ever video bonus and our first live play episode, as Juveria and Isaac square off against Emily as they prep for Masters, playing John's homemade boards. $5! www.patreon.com/posts/126948...

Week of April 21: Disgusting, Ageist, Gen Z Slang. John and Emily are reunited and not a moment too soon, as Liam Starnes goes HAM all week. He also gives a response of the year, old J! fans get upset about a category, and we go in on the League of Nations. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Professional fill-in host and fill-in pod guest at your service

🚨Action Needed: City Council is trying to criminalize people for sleeping in their cars (again) even though the number of people living unhoused in LA is at an all-time high. Please take 3 minutes to make these calls/send emails--no later than 9am on Wednesday! Graphics by @ktownforall.org

Rewatching shows I don't mind falling asleep to while I'm recovering from outpatient surgery. And I have to say, I'm still very mad they kill off Matthew in Downton!!! It sucks!!!

I don't understand why there was stuff left in the blender

HUGE night of television! And you better watch it now so you can be up to speed at the water cooler tomorrow. That's right, everyone's talking about THE GREAT NORTH! Season 5, episode 8, "Ghouls Rush In Adventure"!

Week of March 17: The One With Matt LeBlanc's Porno. Alex DeFrank has a great week, we remember Matt LeBlanc's softcore beginnings, and enough with the Kanye clues already. Plus, Andy Samberg texts into the pod and we dive deep on Copenhagen the Horse. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

If you have money in the S&P 500 (which I did!), you have money in Tesla. I had my guy move mine to a different ETF that doesn't include Tesla. I still own some evil shit, I'm sure, but we have a rare opportunity to fuck Elon up right now. His wealth is HIGHLY DEPENDENT on Tesla stock. Dump it!

Now that season 3 of the #Traitors has wrapped up, I have some casting suggestions for season 4:

Emily wrote a good joke this week

In addition to this awesome story, I've played with H-Bomb before and he is really, really good. Would not be surprised if he brings an end to Laura's charmed run this evening

This brain-dead take is becoming the conventional wisdom on the struggles of young men but it's false. From homelessness to suicide prevention to opioid regulations to higher minimum wages, Democrats' platform and rhetoric are *far* better for men than anything coming from the right.

If you like the sound of this Oscars announcer’s voice, might I recommend switching to Fox when this is done to watch The Great North? Tonight’s episode is new and horny and weird!!!

Adrien Brody: “Stop the music! Let me cook!” What he’s cooking:

I hope Debra Messing is so pissed right now

Week of February 10: In Life, You Have Certain Photos. The ToC finals conclude with some excellent games and an exhibition one, for some reason. Plus, an anecdote makes J! that was first told on our pod and we think Ken might be listening. It's a big week. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

If you haven’t checked out our show, The Great North, yet, please give us a shot on Hulu. I promise you will like it, and if not, you can pinch me! Jump in at season 1 or season 4! Thanks, I love you!

I wasn’t really looking, was that Love Island Rob in the overalls as the pizza guy I have to know

Drake rn:

This is wild

Week of January 13: A Woman of Simple Pleasures. The Champions Wild Card is HERE and we love it all!!! We discuss what our dream response to give would be, we have our biggest "What is You Doin', Baby?" of the season so far, and we dive deep on Silent Spring. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Week of January 6: Winning Personified. It's a great week of Second Chance games with a tremendous final two days. We also get a candidate for Response of the Year and a rare Triple Crown day, where all 3 anecdotes are good. It's a J! miracle! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

Okay I’m really enjoying how FLIRTY season 17 of Drag Race is so far

Week of December 2: I Wish My Birkenstocks Smelled Like That. It's a wild week of great games, sweeties we love, and one of the nastiest FJs in recent memory. Plus, the fans are mad about the word "boob" and we go deep on the Pied Piper of Hamelin. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

First up here's @judysquirrels.bsky.social on Marielle Heller’s Nightbitch, which sees a return-to-form Amy Adams heading up a surreal domestic drama which deals in the uncomfortable truths about relationships in the period following childbirth. lwlies.com/reviews/nigh...

Hotel Amor > Casa Amor?? Has Love Island: Australia finally solved the cruel meat market atmosphere problem of Casa? I’m gobsmacked. It’s so good