I desperately need @thesloppyboys.bsky.social to have @murderxbryan.bsky.social on their podcast for an episode on the Purple Hooter

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

Fuck you

He went Rodd and Todd on his ass

This is the best new podcast from last year

As a casualty in the "War" on cars, I'm sorry to say that the cars are winning ("war" = one housing complex with a reduced number of parking spots) www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

This makes me so thankful for our publicly funded broadcaster that streams everything for free on CBC Gem and also has started providing streams in several indigenous languages.

🎶 Those Studios Lanterns they were the stars in the sky 🎶

Jack’s only good love interest was Isabella Rossellini and she was playing his ex-wife

🫡🫡🫡

Edmonton fines people but I believe that sidewalk snow removal should be a public service and should be prioritized over road snow removal

All service workers should be paid $200,000 a year

couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi

Pussies

The default human condition is to care about others and the psychopaths who join ICE are aberrations and I simply must believe this for my own sanity

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

All the people in Minnesota putting themselves out there to protect their neighbours from unthinkable cruelty and violence truly makes me believe that people are overwhelmingly good and we can make this world a better place for everyone

the mood is not subtle

Locked the fuck in

The greatest tragedy is that I have the ass to play Mrs. Met but I'm an inch too short sterlingmets.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Mets/j...

TGIWF

“Welcome to ‘Whiskey Friday,’ brought to you by Tears of The Left Bourbon. I’m Tony Dickpills, and my guest tonight is… [checks notes; visibly grimaces] …yet again, your friend and mine, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigalo!”

Bari Weiss’ Mr. Bean-esque tenure at CBS is one of the only funny things happening right now

The Irish Rovers did this on CBC in the 70s

Time to listen to all of the old @blockedparty.bsky.social episodes about Scott Adams

Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke

sending ICE to Minneapolis in January really is a Hitler invading Russia moment

Dr. Robby choosing to take his sabbatical at Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump shows that he is a man of taste and culture

My boy should be hooping

Nobody's doing it like Gil Ozeri

"The warmth of collectivism" is such a beautiful phrase

It™ will happen this year

Was just reminded of the Jeremy Renner app and now I'm having myself a nice little laugh

Celebrities are so overexposed nowadays and it’s good actually that we don’t know every single detail of her life!!

The Stampy the Elephant of this household

Go off Nancy

Well this is just lovely

This is my third Christmas working at the bakery and the idea that the @doughboys.bsky.social would even try to argue that Christmas is not a cookie holiday is laughable to me, personally

He is making the weirdest little face every time I look at him

This is a perfect clip

Goblin queen on her goblin throne (the bath mat)

My new favourite annual tradition

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

Ah yes, allowing unrestricted speeding is one of the best ways to cut down on somebody’s commute time

anyway as someone who’s been hit by cars and also only just avoids getting hit by cars every other week, I have a more practical and realistic solution for people who speed that involves the phyllobates terribilis, more commonly known as the golden poison frog

I do not want a debate about speed regulators on cars, I want all personal motor vehicle ownership banned