vaxxed?

I saw give gpeace a chance

Estoy buscando una escafandra al pie del mar de los delirios. Quién fuera Jacques Costeau. Quién fuera Nemo, el capitán. Quién fuera el batiscafo de tu abismo. Quién fuera explorador.

Can't have shit in naboo

what if next week RFK came out and said ibuprofen causes Transgender

Me when I'm watching curb your enthusiasm:

I lived, bitch

RUN TO THE STORES AND TAKE ALL THEIR TYLENOL!!!!! THE STORES ARE RUNNING OUT OF TYLENOL!!!!!!

If the rapture doesn't happen that just means God is waiting for you to force the issue. This is a test.

Y todos los siglos de colonialismo español Que no en balde te han hecho cobarde ¿Qué diría Dios? Si amas sin la Iglesia y sin la ley Dios! A quien ya te entregaste en comunión Dios! Que hace eternas las almas de los niños que destrozarán las bombas y el napalm

putting on my thinking hat: social consequences for saying you don't believe in a religion are proof of how atheists are just as bad as the catholic church

whether god can create a dick so big he cannot suck it does not depend on omniscience, but omnipotence. I'm starting to think you weren't taught anything in your catechism classes.

Lmao

nobody more Hitler than a liberal who was denied brunch

A lot of people have to change their politics when they become a target of the group they previously belonged to, but because it is a rejection of neoliberalism not born out of knowledge but need, many of the barriers and conducts of the previous group remain like shackles

i’d like to thank tyler robinson for cancelling the “prove me wrong” event that was supposed to happen today at my uni

come pick your girl up, she's struggling

When you totally are not a religious nutter:

religion is real. The things religion teaches are not. Something can have an effect on you without being real. Witches are not real, but that did not spare the people killed in witch hunts. Demons aren't real, but that did not spare the victims of exorcisms and the spanish inquisition.

“Truth is unknowable” Vaccines work. Global warming is real. Capitalism will end. Fuck you and I don’t care

religion will have you sounding like woke RFK JR the family of this stupid mf was persecuted by the hyper religious right, while our own ancestors were tortured into "accepting" jesus and he's too cucked to do anything but defend it. Sad.

girl who believes the new testament and the qoran do not come from the old testament, and they don't worship the same god where do you find these crackers?

11 pm on a sunday and i have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow but the stick calls to me to play a few sets

somehow even gayer john lennon: Cum together right now over me

me at 3 am

I think genocide is bad los liberales en corto:

*tv is too boring now* The resilient Johnny Knoxville:

i hadn't laughed so much in a minute

One day perhaps we'll have a discussion about the harm caused by irreversible medical non-intervention, but since one of the 254 subjects of this study shifted between cis and trans, we have to take a back seat to societal concerns for people whose lives they actually value.

for anyone expecting your dem party to save you:

the english are so dumb they flirt with ai pictures lmao

*tv is too boring now* The resilient Johnny Knoxville:

Me and my friends were waiting on Eva 3.0 to release officially and tried to remain spoilers free and threw a small watching party. We were so hyped after this cool short before the movie We weren't ready for the disappointment lol

Cantamos por la sonrisa del niño Palestino que no regala sus tierras al asesino

Hey y'all, I hate to ask but I'm going through a bit of a rough time before the next semester starts and I'm completely out of food. Can you help me eat? My cashapp is $Alyssa222s

the top minds at r/anarchism lmfao

pickleball golf labubu death challenge with jason bateman

i love her so much, i need to give her a hug and tell her things will be ok

List of stuff to say to a person while pulling out a gun and pointing it at them: "This is gonna be a match to remember! FIGHT!" "Here comes a new challenger! You must CRUSH THEM!" "You can feel the calm before the storm as the round begins"

liv agar just fell to her knees in a loblaw parking lot

yakub was here

you tell a white guy that the people in the global south are actual people and not numbers and they get super weird

the best man:

if you think regular fascists are cringe, you are not ready for the fcg fascists