they let me have early access to outside 2, y'all ain't ready for this.

so was trump the rational pick if your single issue was Israel? Trump has done more to stop Israel than dems. so logically speaking, while they're both awful, Trump got a "ceasefire" in Gaza and is screaming and swearing at Netanyahu?

please understand I only post out of aching loneliness, the only reason people ever do anything

I just took this for us. I call it allotted ecosystem.

I did it. this one is called, The Dying Earth is Just a Wedge Issue

go outside

one of my six brothers:

peg becomes her, starring Meryl Strap

A craft a day keeps the dr away

I am at a teacher conference and I went to a makerspace play session and I made a happy little tree out of cardboard with a chompsaw and a kwik stix

PSA 😂

"hey women, if you don't want men to fuck you, act like you're over 18"

when my brother is losing in monopoly, he likes to flip the board too

is it illegal to incite impossible violence? like could I get in trouble if I just rally really hard to shoot john Lennon with a ray gun?

I love everyone.

I would love to, but I'm locked out of guessing. so if you can reply on my behalf, please do. my guess is Freedom Fries

it's cool to always be right about everything, but also it's annoying.

the right wing grifters that are all of a sudden agreeing with you are grifting to a new audience, which includes you. don't be grifted, it's a simple task.

it's so easy to fall into this leftist stereotype, of being so rigid and strict with your support. can you name anyone you're giving grace to?

I'm practicing being a better, more accepting, loving, graceful person. I love some people who have some bad opinions. Parker malloy, I love you. you're wrong about a lot of stuff, but I love you anyway. AOC, you have some bad opinions, but you're trying. I love you. play more among us on twitch

it's okay to follow me. you're allowed. I won't yell at you.

me playing baseball:

I went outside but I didn't take any photos because sometimes you gotta gatekeep beauty.

it's interesting that platner fans really run the gamut. "he was never a nazi" "he used to be a nazi" and "he is a long time nazi, but he is not defined by that" and they're all bad people

IT SEEMS FUCKING WHAT?

just because the law is on your side doesn't mean ethics is. there's a reason lawyers have awful reputations.

Mexico is paying for it

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of "harm reduction" and it's destroying democracy across the entire world. please learn what these words mean, so you can stop running two right wing fascists against each other who both call each other communists.

it's actually a good thing to not compromise your values to welcome people with bad ideas into your community

you can oppose fascism in the short term, or the long term. we've been doing short term for decades, and it's stopped working. opposing fascism in the short term is no longer an option. fascism is not only here, but unavoidable. you MUST oppose it more strongly.

can you speak on the laws banning straight people from being outside for the next 30 days? is that too far, or is woke 2 the new normal? my straight friends are sheltering in place as we speak

voting is not harm reduction. stop weaponizing terms you don't know anything about to justify your own lack of imagination, standards, and action. neither party ever seeks to reduce harm. democrats never come back to reduce harm that was caused. all they do is redirect it and keep the status quo

the show (going out to get groceries. making a nice dinner, showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) must go on

I finished my book 😋

Parker, you gotta go the fuck outside. engage with humans in face to face situations where you aren't forced into debate discourse where you for some reason are parading the absolute worst fucking takes of all time over and over on every topic.

I don't wanna get in trouble, and if I do I will delete my account. but does Parker malloy have good opinions? like, ever?

everyone go outside!

"be gay do crime!" "NO, DON'T USE THAT FONT!"

One of my favorite examples of suspected biomimicry in the fossil record -- giant Jurassic lacewings (Bellinympha) with patterns on their wings resembling cycads and similar plants. Source: Wang et al. 2010, Ancient pinnate leaf mimesis among lacewings

fine, I'm outside

i am choosing to refuse the notion that "hopeless" is an emotion the universe brought me into this moment to hold.

some would teach you that hell is in other people, They’re tweaking over one ugly leader who shrugs the legal, A stubby fingered thug with a Russian funded casino, A button keeping bigot with skin the color dorito

it's 5pm and I didn't go outside today. things looking bleak. gonna read a book with the curtain open

have you considered trump is running the country while his tummy Hort? maybe a little understanding is in order, huh?

"your mom is a creature"

every day is all there is

Sometimes, if you're lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

y'all: BE GAY! DO CRIME! also y'all: WOAH WOAH WOAH, IS THAT THE SAME FONT AS A MASSIVE CORPORATION??? FUCK YOU