An Astro for @shibasnacks.bsky.social !!

Here's screenshots of full statement to make it easier to read...

If you see this, post a unicorn 🦄 Photo by @carohoss.bsky.social ✨

Naming someone Pawbert in zootopia is like naming a human child Handerson and thats kinda fucked up if u think about it

[frank sinatra voice] I got molly I got white I got molly I got white…

ok this was fun

Guy dating a puppygirl: Sorry, my bitch wife says I can’t

Me: Oh boy, I’ll go on Grindr and see if there are any trans people 23 year old slightly hairy twinklike who calls himself “big daddy”: Sup Beautiful trans woman in her 40’s [1500 miles away]: Hey king 🥰 You into t4t? Guy with the username “Chungus”: [Picture of Wile E Coyote in shibari]

Guy on Twitter: everyone on Bluesky does heckin pupper posts!! Guy on Bluesky: kush got me feeling like the white Clifford the Big Red Dog

putting foil in the drain is the condom to the breeding kink of dumping hot grease down your sink send skeet

just saw a fellow trans woman refer to the cis as "muggles" and I threw up in my mouth a little bit

dog

Comm for for ghostmoth404 on Toyhouse (Bimawen on VGen) #furryartist #vgencomm #anthroart

horsepower

commission for @pip-kin.bsky.social you can get the hi-res images at my kofi ko-fi.com/bunsmiles

my dumbass every time one of my mufos changes their pfp and name at the same time

Sol Ring Original art. 150+shipping, DM me!

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

the girls are fighting again

when you open Grindr in the work parking lot and see someone is under 100ft away and the Kill Bill siren starts playing in your head

i need someone bigger and stronger than me i can fight back against while they force themselves inside me and i need to know that i can do it without holding back i wanna fight someone like a cornered animal and i wanna lose

snuffbait who cums reading the navy seal copypasta

HOUND. ATTENTION. ...I'm not going to lie to you, dog, Handler fucked up real bad in the group chat last night, absolutely clowned on hardcore. From now on you are to answer to "Houmb." Yes. That was a typo that was made. It's also a new name that must be responded to. Understand?

I'm not "being flippant about hearing damage" or "listening to music at unsafe volumes", it's called having a sensory deprivation kink and knowing how to play the long game, GOSH

this fact is the definitive judgment on kirk's life

got a new chew toy!!!!

if u r a trans woman u have to remember this . if u forget something everything else then good. if u forget nothing else then good. but u have to remember that this man Did That for a BOYMODER

got a new chew toy!!!!

:|

West

jaw actually dropped when I saw this

Latest iteration on my ratchet strap corset model, this time with some clever routing to reverse the ratchet mechanisms so they look like a bow 🎀🎀🎀

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Sheep 🐑

Custom Robo!!!!!!! I still play the GameCube one sometimes but the DS game was my favorite

Lowkey interested in getting a comm of Natalie but it's The Bends album cover lmfao "NATALIE the sheep" instead of "RADIOHEAD the bends"

I don't wanna be a person, I wanna be people's best friend :)

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

When he loves dirty talking but he's got a heavy accent and you've got an audio processing issue 😭

in reality i think ONLY trans people should be teachers

grindr ads fucking kill me sometimes, man

Studying breasts with Zakki 🍷💀

she just gave my penis a noogie and then indian burned the shaft