Kintsugi inspired goat plushie! ✨💙 This was a custom and not for sale, but we are opening 5 slots starting tomorrow!

Checking in on the status of the U.S. government:

Fuck math the underlying numerical reality of the universe can suck my cock

Calling out of work lowk feel better than orgasm

petplay where you euthanize me in a cold and unfamiliar place

トールギス

Product idea: breast augmentation for the fellas

product idea: yarn

Product idea: phone with a Taser built in that zaps me whenever I do this bit

Product idea: little guy that you put in your bag

Product idea: guitar that strums you back?

New wawa advertising event, free you punch a cop with a purchase of a sizzly and ice coffee

Spittoon that I can spit out my chewed up cheese curds into

scrunchies for your balls

Antidepressants but they make you sad so I can give them to people that I find a little annoying

Keyboard duster but it's got farts in the can

Cheez whiz X Crest crossover toothpaste

Ozampic for infants send post

Guess who's going back to the urgent vet for another UTI today 😭 If you want to help out, please consider grabbing something for my shop, or ordering some custom-made gear: shop.cairosteele.com I also have a tip jar, if you're so inclined: ko-fi.com/cairosteele #BSNM #MutualAid #TransArtist

WAHHHH SOMEONE DID PWYW FOR $4 FOR MY RECENT COVER AND IM SCREECHING IVE NEVER MADE MONEY OFF MY ART BEFORE IM OFFICIALLY PROFESSIONAL :)))))))))))))

Number 652: a Roblox game that teaches you phrenology

call me hr giger the way i need to be spitroasted by trans women regularly to maintain my creative flow

Cis people trying to shit on trans people for anything to do with sex is wild because we're literally like that because we have a healthier mindset around it compared to you. Usually by trying to make whatever sick burn you try to make about it you'll ultimately end up proving it to everybody too.

Sheep plank 🐑

Me: ok, that's the last straw My manager at the straw mine: great job, let's head back

the slang the girls are using these days is getting more and more esoteric,

Posted my first song in years over on my bandcamp! First time singing on a track too!! Check out my cover of Grandaddy's AM 180 here, I'm so proud of it :))) deepcouch.bandcamp.com/track/am180-...

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Posted my first song in years over on my bandcamp! First time singing on a track too!! Check out my cover of Grandaddy's AM 180 here, I'm so proud of it :))) deepcouch.bandcamp.com/track/am180-...

(papa roach voice) HUG MY WIFE ON VACATION WE WENT TO BEACH RESORT

I've done no work for the past 3 hours and I've been clocked in the whole time, is this praxis

Charlie Twerk send post

viruscels seething and coping about me PrePmaxxing and testmogging them on the regular. im based and descovypilled

Why does Tiger Woods in handcuffs after his recent car crash look like ET?

some old Culture posts

Domcels seething and coping the way I mog them with my suffermaxxing

I look back fondly on Sartha's first night in the kennels, her spirit still marginally intact, just one dose of starlight away from her new life. Back then, she was nothing, utterly devoid of the purpose I would so generously give her. She's much happier now.

How could I possibly afford to be gaslighting you babe, the strait of hormuz is closed

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Idk how anyone watches HGTV without immediately concluding America needs more taxes on the top 25% of earners or a ban on single family homes.

Brockhampton summer was kinda like Gen Z end of history

Gen-Z Zapruder Film.

existence is served

How could I possibly afford to be gaslighting you babe, the strait of hormuz is closed

Fuckin' FELT

MF DOOM

When ur facing down 512 4/4 trample scute swarms but top deck genesis wave while you have like 90something mana floating with Omnath (I won)

The Rare Fursona Drawing 👻