I want a chocolate frostie

I bet getting a head gasket replaced feels so good if youre a car

transexual eyes transexualize transexual lies

the world may be burning but at least I can spend more time with my ass hanging out of my shorts.

hoe shorts!?!?! in november?!?!

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

date so good it knocked my lashes off

I like the color scheme in this edit better personally 😘

it wouldnt be a yee hawtie™️ date if we didn't end up at a honky tonk show

POV: ur us

POV: ur our sushi

the whale tail is back and there's nothing u can do about it

?!?!?!?!? #NYC #election

*points my degendering ray at u*

sometimes i wish I lived in NYC so Cuomo could Zohran Mamdaneeez nuts

thinking about when christ wandered the desert for 40 days and 40 nights with an eighth but no lighter

It will be very funny if nobody gets banned for insulting one of the main architects of modern conservatism when dozens of people did for defaming America's 38th most popular podcaster. It'll really show where postmodern conservatism is at as a movement.

Dick Cheney might be dead, but you can at least enjoy a little bush

wow my gf is so gorgeous :)

horny dracula: I vant to suck your tits

my meltdowns arent public but just to let you know, I have them.

best sad songs: ready? go!

I just want the people i love to be okay and I hate being powerless to do anything about it.

do I look fucking funny to you? acting like youve never seen an IT girl before smh

fuck I think i accidentally ate some icy hot

i have never seen anyone steal food in my entire life and neither have you

if youre liking my nudes but not reposting the fundraiser, youre getting blocked :)

pros of coming home from vacation: see gf see bf see dog cook my own food sleep in my own bed cons of coming home from vacation: cold rainy ass weather maybe sick?!?!?! work :(

if youre liking my nudes but not reposting the fundraiser, youre getting blocked :)

my friend Grace is the woman who stood up to the guy in the Nazi SS uniform in those viral videos youve probably seen- he broke her nose with a beer stein - please share & donate and give her a hand with medical expenses, recovery and potential expenses gofund.me/72cb1a415

after spending the weekend stage diving, mic grabbing, hardcore dancing, whoa-ohing, drinking and slutting it up- I am back home watching House on the couch

Zohran totally fucks with the dolls, right?

love the chosen illustration they went with

10 and with good reason 😌

reminder that if you dont drink enough water your fiber supplements won't work :)

less than a week til @thefestfl.bsky.social 🙌

seasonally appropriate undies

girl you aren't a goblin your bathroom just has terrible lighting

I luv my fake email job :)

one thing about me is im gonna use the biggest stamp available in work documents

my big ass tits

I used to love black lipstick, but good ones feel heavy and flaky on my lips and bad ones look unhinged and awful 5 minutes after finishing the look 😭

new Destiny Bond tracks rip :)

I will not waste my brainpower or time posting or even thinking about what some influencer thinks and you should do the same.

in honor of the anniversary of Anita Bryant getting pied in the face, have gay sex and get cream pied today

new fridge new fridge new fridge

I didnt act out and catch an assault and battery charge at the bar last night please clap

we need tax breaks for women with big boobs

the season of tiny tank tops and short shorts is over :(

need a nap and to be held