Final Fantasy characters capable of lifting Mjolnir: Noctis Lightning Ramza Cecil End of list

What chants? Are you serious? Absolutely embarrassing for that crowd. #AEW

I'm pretty sure the Don Callis family is roughly 25% of the men's roster. #AEW

Hobbs and Joe coming out individually is the right call because each member of The Opps has better theme music than the group as a whole. #AEW

"Weren't you just a cat?" Amazing. #AEW

Mercedes looks incredible, is that a full body rhinestone dress #AEW

This thing with the lights isn't working, @tonykhan.bsky.social #AEW

Oh damn Andrade looks amazing. #AEW

Playing FFT and I believe both Ramza AND Delita would be worthy of lifting Mjolnir.

Bill Burr, defending his decision to accept the Saudi royal family's blood money to censor himself on stage, says "they're just like us." Here for a second opinion, Kendrick Lamar.

Really underscores the essence of this regime that they lecture the top military brass on being powerful and strong on the same day they completely collapse and can't keep their own lights on.

#FinalFantasyTactics

BEHOLD

Every mayor leaves their mark on New York City in some way, and for generations to come people will hear the name "Eric Adams" and think "oh yeah, the leprechaun guy."

People who have paid for digital and social media ads for their business, which outlets did you find gave you the most bang for your buck?

Take it with a grain of salt, but rumors from the writing room of Supergirl are saying: 1) Kara will be in a polycule with Lobo, Blackfire, and Starro 2) Krypto's thoughts will be audible to the audience, voiced by Helen Mirren 3) Experimental post-punk go-go country metal fusion soundtrack

Take it with a grain of salt, but set notes from Doomsday include: 1) Doom's plan is condensing alternate universes into gems which he collects in a large metal glove 2) All the X-Men except for Cyclops are killed offscreen 3) Deadpool will be constantly dancing in the background, unacknowledged.

Take it with a grain of salt, but the rumor for Spider-Man plans going forward are: - "Kraven's Last Hunt" adapted into a movie but with multiversal Kravens all hunting each other - Will interact with the Fantastic Four ahead of a comic tie-in "The Fantastic Spider-Four" - Kingpin merges with Venom

Dedicating this account going forward to posting unsubstantiated MCU/DCU rumors and excusing inaccuracies by saying "take it with a grain of salt" first.

Only in #AEW can ".... with the flamethrower" be a call that happens with relative regularity.

Mina Shirakawa is better than the things you like* #AEW *to be fair so is the majority of AEW's women's roster.

Tony Khan is such a genuine dork and I love him. #AEW

Kicking off my new year with a 100 degree fever, taking it as my body trying to sweat out everything from the last year. L'shanah Tova.

What if everyone who has ever predicted the Rapture has been right but no one ever makes the cut, so God sighs and decides to try again later.

Amazing how your normal aches become background noise until you get a mild cold and every joint and muscle pain you've ever had decides to drop in to see how how you're doing.

Are any news organizations covering this $50,000 bribe or are we just sweeping that under the rug?

Does anyone have an ear at Google they can bend to ask why it's been almost 3 weeks now and I haven't received approval for a new version of my app, which had already previously been listed with no issues?

@krisstraub.com do you have a link to the Chainsawsuit comic about Conan's firing? I'm trying to find the "America Well-Rested and Literate" headline.

There was a chipmunk inside the storm drain.

KRAMER: Jerry! Oh, I did it this time Jerry. Oh, this is the end. The end! JERRY: What are you talking about? KRAMER: Well you know I'm a huge Charlie Kirk fan. JERRY: DID I know that? KRAMER: So naturally I wanted to memorialize him following the - the you know - kchhhhh. JERRY: Uh-huh...

Karen Attiah's firing is even worse when you consider the Kirk quote that was allegedly a bridge too far for the Post was even worse in the full context - he was singling out four accomplished, prominent black women so he could denigrate and belittle them with lies.

@kenjennings.bsky.social Laika's story is already sad enough, we didn't need the video of her to go along with that clue 😢

So anyway, back to Trump and how he's definitely on the Epstein list.

A milestone of some kind.

Satan will eventually have an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and make Kash Patel think he's in Valhalla with Charlie Kirk for awhile a la The Good Place.

Any Playlist recommendations for a long drive today?

Going to beat Nintendo to the punch with my patent filing for a system in which you press buttons to cause actions to occur in-game.

"Kirk encouraged debate," what a loser thing to say, what cringe energy. "Debating" on college campuses, as if he ever once actually did so in good faith or changed his mind based on an outcome, was 5% of his time. The rest was spent spitting unanswered hatred online and indoctrinating teenagers.

New series from DC, Absolute Cowardly Bullshit.

Two bald men struggle to figure out what to do with scissors. #AEW

Mark Shapiro, seeing families in the audience of #AEW shows, dry heaving in disgust.

I remember where I've heard Ricochet's "ah-HA!" before, John Cena would do that early in his obnoxious heel run a lifetime ago. #AEW

Can count on one hand the number of times Mercedes Moné has had a match in #AEW and somebody else's music played after the finish. Big shine for Alex Windsor tonight.

Jon Moxley as an evil motivational speaker is a good gimmick, like an Optimus Prime who tells you to crush your enemies. #AEW

"Did you do it?" "I did." "Alright, well be safe out there."

Jonathan Hickman must be a wrestling fan because how do you revive a stale face act with go-away heat? Massive heel turn. #Imperial #Comics

I'm hearing the shooter trained for this by playing Goldeneye 64 on Big Head mode.

What if the guy's name is Mario.

The Trump administration has had more appeals to the Supreme Court's emergency "shadow docket" - unsigned, unargued orders normally used by prisoners on death row - more times in the last 8 months than the Biden administration did in 4 years, or all of the Bush and Obama administrations.