Evening Star Georgia O'Keeffe (1917)

I hope everyone admires your new fascinator at this year's holiday luncheon.

kids these days will never know how Saturnalia felt just a couple millennia ago

Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible

Constantin Brâncuși, The Newborn, version I, 1920 (close to the marble of 1915) https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136673

Gary Cooper walked so David Bowie could run.

Sum up 2025 Fred Clark's law " sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"

Hot Honey is the new Salted Caramel, ubiquitous and inescapable.

www.instagram.com/reel/DSNZdpc... The French Paradox from a TCM perspective

The strange prominence of Michael Learned’s performances in my childhood.

Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)

How is one notification supposed to sustain me?

Oh, rats

1945

Nobody at this naptime wants to listen to how afternoons are unbearable across all dimensions, even if it takes until evening. One person even covered their doldrums and went la la la la la

If you’re capable of grasping concepts do you have a prehensile mind?

Your feud with Liz is the stuff of Hollywood legend.

are you ever washing your hands in really warm water and it feels so good and comforting that you want to crawl into the sink and slide down the drain

Once I was like you. Lost, alone, utterly convinced there was no one in the world who cared. Anyway, I better get going.

You’ve seen that internet thing attributed to Chef Andres where you beat one egg with an equal amount of mayo and microwave it in a buttered ramekin? I tried it tonight and it’s incredible. lol. (I added S&P and cayenne.) A lil trailer park soufflé.

*covered in gravy and whipped cream stains* hey you

Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.

Writing is just repurposing all of the information you've ever ingested or learned into story form. So learn/watch/observe as much as you can. Even what seems pointless still matters.

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you

Who up boofing a turkey sandwich with dressing and cranberry? Just me?

My dad saw Post Malone on the TV and goes, “Is that Jelly Bean?”

witness! the holiday majesty that is the s. d. ireland holiday cement truck

Two Thanksgivings in one day. Three in under a week. I am more mashed potato than man. More. More Thanksgivings. Make me so thankful I explode.

saved the turkey carcass to curl up in tonight

Best analysis of this classic ever. I never looked at it like this.

Don't judge me. How do YOU celebrate Thanksgiving? (art by Hieronymus Bosch)

www.instagram.com/reel/DRa07wg... This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for lesbians, who’ve collectively if indirectly finally taught me how to spell scissor.

Please stop saying spatchcock.

*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*

Are these the tits everyone is telling me to calm???

It’s been crazy windy since late afternoon yesterday and today was dark. Very dark. Past suburban Emo straight to Sisters of Mercy. youtu.be/aC-enyY6W8I?...

The late 90s were all about one thing. Thigh gap.

My favorite childhood toys were assorted homunculi I crafted from Kleenex and rubber bands if you were wondering if I’ve always been this creepy.

My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.

We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods and swim in the river.

i have something to say

Tom and Daisy are the best of friends.

When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways