Repeating this for the ones who can’t find the clitoris.

If this does not win some kind of prize, BlueSky really IS dead.

October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. I've had a few scares myself and so I just want this to be your reminder to please check your/your partner's boobies 🩷

Wip of my half of an art trade with my lovely and talented friend @meltyhaart.bsky.social of her OC, Irkalla ✨🐉 . #art #drawing #animalart #fantasy #mythology #mythicalcreatures #myth #dragon #workinprogress #wip #sketch #lineart #illustration #ink #artwork

They're Witnessing my skeets on BlueSky dot Chrome

An amazing aurora taken over Lake Willoughby in Vermont 📸 Dorian Sanders

When I talked to president Obama, I told him that it was a problem for everyone and that both sides need to work together to fix it. The next day he said my very words on national television, calling out for cooperation. 10 years later, the problem is worse. I’m sorry, Kim.

I would much rather be JoyScrolling, myself. I think Bluesky would be a lot of fun without the doom.

I put my pants on both legs at a time. … like a firefighter.

This is a feature, not a bug.

My Bangers.

Context

I put the "Fuck" in "What the Fuck??"

when i am president, all of the power will go back to the real people in charge. educators and librarians. cru for president.

Fkkn YUM!

This skeet is about me.

🎵 You are an ocean wave, my love, crashing at the bow...🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5y6...

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

This skeet is about me. (I wish) (But it's about M. Morti, so that's great too.)

“👨 👦 “ -heir quotes

”🧑‍🦲” Nair quotes

“💇‍♀️” -hair quotes

DuckDickTwist is #MyNewBand Ducky Love is really popular, but You’re So Screwed is the anthem of the new generation.

imagine how amazing the world would be if all parents loved their kids unconditionally with the full knowledge that their children’s love is not obligatory and very much conditional on the parent’s choices

They need to check that floor lamp🛋️.😂

my fingers trail along the spines where pages join in stitches letters tumbling together for as long as ink lingers i must choose only one at a time one story for my sorrowful eyes and hungry mind will i laugh or drowse will i hold hearts carved with other people’s pain as my eyes swim the lines

My god, these letters from the front lines are heartbreaking!! Come to think of it, the government troops are maybe just lost. They are 5,714 miles too far west and 312 miles too far south.

It’s skeets like these that let me know that BlueSky is not dead.

If a boy is mean to you, he is being an asshole.

This only happens to you once

Mother Nature for the win

It has been harder today, but this is still a good request.

I'm here, you fuckaas bitch!

THIS IS WHAT I WANT MY TAX MONEY SPENT ON!!!1!

Thought I was experiencing the Rapture, but DAMN, that’s was a goood orgasm!

Sidebangs is pretty talented Also hair bows are cool

Meteorologist: This is a serious situation. Earth: 80085

"boing"

People keep phrasing it as "young men are lonely so they're turning to right wing grifters for belonging and comradery" when it's much more "right wing grifters are turning young men into atrocious human beings that no one wants to be around"

Make a porn wholesome: The Story of O.

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

So I didn’t know what all the fuss was, so I looked it up…

That‘s right, it’s Wagon Wednesday.

🤣🤣 I would die if my butthole had an eye

money can't buy happiness but poverty sure as fuck can't either

its not my fault they WONT GIVE WOMEN PROPER POCKETS

I don’t know what to say. This is the best news I’ve seen in decades and I’m heartbroken all over again.

I don’t wear a bra, but this sounds about right. Opinions, ladies?

Almost got raptured… D’oh!!