Normalise this face when local businesses use AI slop

Grimplications

The best day of the week is CaturDogDay….

The most effective political message for any congressional candidate is "Give us enough votes to impeach and remove the asshole who's doing this to you"

Soldier your mission is to be a seat filler at our 80 year old president's big birthday fight! Strong sexy hunks ONLY! Absolutely NO uggos!

The most strategic fumble I’ve witnessed among dem leaders is letting their cops beat up their constituents. And it’s been going on for years and weakening us all. It leaves people with few options but to lose faith in the entire system. And faith is all you got because there isn’t very much proof

yeah but how many zillions more to go tho?

This . . . should TERRIFY everybody! Protestors against this shithole criminal regime are being thrown in jail for years

In case you still haven't caught on. The explosions are intentional but not in the way you think. They're getting huge government contracts, spending one tenth of it making a trash firework, then they'll go back to the well end take more taxpayer money. This is not a new scam. Space X does this too

This year, Trump purchased more than $1 million of Dell stock. This week, Trump's Pentagon announced a $9.7 billion contract with Dell.

The FDA webpage had a stark warning: Some purported autism “cures” or treatments, including chlorine dioxide and raw camel milk, are dangerous and make misleading claims. Under RFK Jr.’s leadership, that advisory is gone. (Published Feb.)

I’ve followed this story for its absurdity and as an illustration of how police lie and bully the public they are supposed to protect. Only after national media attention do they withdraw a case of accusing a woman of something she can’t possibly have done… cbs12.com/news/local/f...

Corruption. Pure and simple.

For activists by activists gizmodo.com/occupy-wall-...

#AlleyCatHowl #Rockabilly 🎸♦️♠️♦️♣️♦️🏮🔥🫀💥💡

Mom cat leaving her human to babysit so she can sleep 😴

Find someone who loves you the way stephen miller loves lying about immigrants

[sword swallowing class] me: (struggling to swallow sword) instructor: try turning it the long way

They’re asking for VOLUNTEERS to screen for Ebola at airports. This is what happens when you let someone like RFK Jr gut the CDC. They should have a dedicated team trained to handle deadly pandemics. Hazard pay should be automatic. This is alarming and enraging.

On day 5 of a massive ICE prison hunger and labor strike, ICE agents tased protesters, shoved them into oncoming ICE vans, pepper sprayed them, and bum rushed them into oncoming traffic (mostly big trucks). We were LIVE ON THE GROUND for 4 hours. www.statuscoupsubstack.com/p/ice-attack...

I don't believe it's can't breathe outside without sucking a swarm of gnats down your windpipe season again already.

We have a housing crisis in this country, and we need A New Way Home. Here’s a look at my 5-pillar plan to leverage new and existing policy tools to make sure everyone in our communities has a safe, affordable place to call home. For the full report: www.bluntrochester.senate.gov/wp-content/u...

the babadooks of hazzard

Wonder what the chances are that my uterus is full of enchanted gold coins.

when you utter “cereal” in a hard-surfaced room

This toothpaste is guaranteed to make me look like a podcaster.

Pisces: The future is bright (you lost your sunglasses).

The journey to the perfect t-shirt always ends in heartache.

(to the tune of Blackbird) Pork chop frying the dead of night

my grandma’s been stuck in an aol chat room since 1997.

tragedy: you thought you grabbed The Good Spoon, from the drawer, but you accidentally grabbed The Worst Spoon

I had no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't need a boyfriend, I need someone who treats me how I treat my cat (tells me how gorgeous I am whenever I enter a room and feeds me when I scream at them)

just realized that i am the government for my dogs and, this is going to sound insane but, my first thought was “how can i provide them with the best life possible instead of gaslighting and being a shithead to them every day”

Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

I loathe you but I’m not in loathe with you

This is Nacho. He has big feelings. Every stuffed animal he owns is very aware of this. 14/10 (IG: nacho_thekneadydog)

Tiny bubbles make me happy Especially when they burst.

New York Democrats have introduced a bill to tax 100% of all funds any New Yorker receives from Trump's January 6th slush fund.

Hey, I got a shoutout on Kimmel tonight! He even pronounced my name correctly 😆

Well holy crap. Erin Brockovich (yes, the same one the led the Hinkley, CA toxic groundwater lawsuit in ‘93) launched a website tracking AI data centers across the US and the ecological impacts to the environment and drinking water. MN is riddled with them. www.brockovichdatacenter.com

BREAKING: Three-judge district court reaffirms earlier rulings, even in light of Callais, that Alabama’s 2023 congressional map cannot be used because it is “tainted by intentional race-based discrimination” and that the court-ordered map is, again, to be used in the 2026 elections.

they’re shooting crowd control munitions at crowds that include multiple members of congress, the governor, and a sitting united states senator. they fired pepper balls at the senator. they cannot and will not be reigned in by democracy, whatever’s left of it.

Good night, lovely people and lovely dogs. I hope that you have a fabulous day tomorrow.

ja fragt euch mal

You Want More Mayor Mamdani, ok........