I feel like I'm going insane seeing these freaks crying for several days now about an escalator stopping. A several days long news cycle about a fucking escalator stopping. Calls on FoxNews to bomb the UN because of an escalator stopping!! AN ESCALATOR. IT STOPPED.

They're all bangers, but this The Far Side is one of my favorite w/o "dialogue" #CatHell

Don't be rude

One day you're young and carefree the next you're doing 30 mph down the interstate with your blinker on.

There is ample scientific proof Tylenol won't make your kids autistic. There is undisputable proof however, that guns can make them dead. A healthy dose of reality is what will truly make Americaca great again.

Kimmel: "That's right. Follow the advice of Donald Trump and you too can look like a glazed ham with deep vein thrombosis."

True story: the only time I miss my ex husbands is on garbage night.

Hello darkness you dumb bitch

“Trix are so dangerous we won’t even give them to rabbits!”

Looking up serial killer salary ranges on Glassdoor

The bay leaf is the tequila worm of cooked foods

I don't do plastic Christmas trees. And Halloween? REAL SKELETONS.

My Boss: [patiently explaining something to me] My Brain: YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM BOTH & THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS OF LIFE

Have you tried turning it off and never turning it on again?

It's funny how a smell or a taste can take you right back to the exact moment that you assassinated John F. Kennedy

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Ever try to give gentle sweet pets to a cat and they simply turn around and walk away bc what they were looking for was vigorous butt scratches? That's what it's like to make friends in your 40s

sure the power of positive thinking is very strong but have you seen the mental gymnastics that the power of negative thinking can achieve it’s doing flips and twists nobody has ever seen before

Now, this is something

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

For anyone who needs to hear this, by virtue of being a “human being” with “empathy” and a concern for “the dignity of others,” well, I regret to inform you that you are and always have been a part of antifa.

Jews aren’t included in the rapture. Neither are pets. That’s why I am offering a post-rapture pet walking and feeding service for after you float away. Just send me a $50 deposit and I promise after the rapture I’ll look after fluffy for you. Rachel’s Rapture Rescue. Vaya Con Dingos

THIS CAT!

Tech workers at the heart of Microsoft are waging one of the most significant and under-covered labor battles in the US right now. Listen to the latest Working People Podcast with @maximillianalvarez.bsky.social!

Jfc, ppl, he has git to be the stupidest man on the planet.

The Black Panther Party of New York is protesting the late Charlie Kirk!

OH MY FUCKING GOD 😫

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

GM MFers

Alabama is quietly removing flouride from water supplies www.al.com/news/2025/05...

In more than 700 cases over five years, Georgia reported inadequate housing as the sole reason for taking a child into foster care, a @wabe.org and ProPublica analysis found. Advocates say it would be cheaper to help families get housing. (Published Jan. 2024) By @stephannnnie.bsky.social

Hmm, I've been boycotting canceling Disney for the last 2 decades. Who tf knew . . .

There are 407 days until the Midterms, 1142 days until the next theoretical Presidential Election, and 1216 days until the next optional Inauguration Day. Midterms progress: ███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 37% Presidency/Regime progress: █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 17% Until Next Inauguration : █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 16% #Resist

The Disney adults are doing better than the Democratic Party at fighting back.

The dirty secret of America under Trump: 1 in 5 children goes hungry Hunger in America is surging due to the combination of soaring food prices, stagnating wages, growing unemployment and the Trump administration’s unrelenting assault on social programs. www.wsws.org/en/articles/...

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, BITCH

Meet the Press put together a clip of Trump vowing in January to "bring back free speech to America," followed by him saying last Friday that negative coverage of him is "no longer free speech"

Kaerpernick = hero

This about sums it up. 💯 correctamundo