Wow, good for Jan Schakowsky, pulling her endorsement of Donna Miller in IL-02 after she got propped up by AIPAC $ chicago.suntimes.com/elections/20...

I wouldn't call sexual assault petty or pedestrian.

Robbing the bank and bragging about leaving the lollipops and pens

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Racing to Friday. 🖼️ Freya Hartas

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Read why it’s a big Trump slush fund here: link.motherjones.com/public/43880... Subscribe to OUR LAND at DavidCorn.com.

One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.

Here's a list of all the places Trump is building concentration camps to brutalize non-white men, women, and kids—including many in the US legally and some who are citizens. Most will be sent to die in places they've never been to or to be tortured by Trump pals. # = Prisoners.

Finally Lego sets for me!

No worries babe. We have our anxiety to keep us warm

My taxes are done so that's super cool that I'm paying for pedophiles and racists to start WW3.

Timeline cleanse: Scruffers is off meth, out of rehab, and ready to start a new life!

It's hard for me to get irritated at people who get upset about movies when I remember I stood up in the theater in 1997 and said loudly "oh what the fuck, George?" when all the new, terrible cgi was added to the original Star Wars.

FUCK ICE

every Olympic event should include wolf dogs

2026 basically

If you're visiting the rodent exhibit you should probably run. We don't have a rodent exhibit.

RFK Jr *snorting coke off a toilet seat*: I'M NOT AFRAID OF GERMS The Worm In RFK Jr's Brain: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ

Welcome to our weekly game, Violent Atrocities or Gross Incompetence? in which we try to decode minimally informative breaking news without scaring the chickens

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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Strictly speaking, you don't need to be in prison to make toilet wine

ADHD hack: to avoid task paralysis, try making a daily list of things to do, assigning a time estimate for each to reduce overwhelm

Brutal new polling finds Trump's net approval is -16 — down 22 points from inauguration day. Every authoritarian action he's taking must be understood against the backdrop of his declining popularity. He feigns strength, but he's operating from a place of weakness.

Is it any wonder why so many people have given up on the system?

2025 was a great year for the corporate elite. For the rest of us? Not so much.

Walking past all the $15/lb beef to grab a tofu brick for $2

We've joked for years about how posting isn't activism but now that the government is a gang of social media-obsessed fascists it actually is

5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along

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BREAKING: Our campaign raised $2.5 million in 24 hours after the FCC banned our Colbert interview.

OH JFC

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality. Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:

my cat every day at 4 pm

The biggest problem the country has is that the president is an unhinged ignorant lunatic with a tiny penis.

“More than 60 days … going to the doctor and that the only thing they tell you is to drink more water and the worst thing is that it seems the water is what makes people sick here.” - 12 year-old imprisoned for 60+ days in Texas concentration camp

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

1. Major corporations — including General Motors, State Farm, JPMorgan Chase, Delta, and Microsoft — are bankrolling a political ad from Senate candidate Andy Barr featuring a white nationalist slogan.

Last week, we reported that Elon Musk was likely violating US sanctions by allowing Iranian leaders to pay for blue checkmarks. X quietly removed the checkmarks and now Iranian lawmakers are pissed because parody accounts are impersonating them www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

“Right now, we’re seeing our rights trampled on around the country. Depending on how this case turns out, some precedents could be set that will haunt us for decades to come.” @stevanzetti.bsky.social on the new red(/black?) scare: www.texasobserver.org/antifa-scare...

Colbert and Talarico ended up talking at length about Freedom of Religion in the interview that Brendan Carr censored. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson has passed away at the age of 84. My thoughts are with his family. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.