What fresh hell is this now?

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MY DEAR FRIENDS! Soup of the day: hearty potato & leek (made with real butter and heavy cream) served with homemade crusty cheese rolls and fresh-squeezed lemonade. A big slice of sweet potato pie for dessert.

@tinkicker86.bsky.social hoping you and yours have good holidays and a brilliant,shiny new year! ~Love & kisses~

How to Get ICE Out of Your Town A Guide to What We Can Do Now

bodyslam that bitch

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He said it! You know what else he said? 'Smart people don't like me'

Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research. A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans. futurism.com/health-medic...

Ha! Y'all look at my favorite Christmas gift - I am now the official soup-maker queen of the hood

drunk off the last of my christmas ale, missing the woke kanye

A scorched boat washed ashore on a remote beach in Colombia. Then mangled bodies. And then empty packets, a few with marijuana traces. We matched the physical and digital evidence to a U.S. airstrike — and found a fishing community terrified to go to sea. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/w...

tofu, you're a day early for #whiskerwednesday but excellent form little dude

Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen

Happy Monday

My post-apocalyptic companions are worried that I was bitten by the rabid podcaster before we put him down but they're just being paranoid. This will make great content for the bonus episoohhh no

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this

wth?

hello mr lizard

By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,

They’re playing Tower of Power on the indy radio station broadcasting from just the tip of Cape Cod and this is the America I love

Feeling understood is a gift you can give that’ll last a lifetime rememba dat 4 next year

It was the evening after And all through the house We were back to being morose And listening to Bauhaus

A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Emily Dickinson wythout her lightsaber.

I must alert the farmer we are out of bodies for the hogs

“Oh, you can’t afford to feed your family or get them proper healthcare? LOOK AT THESE FUCKIN MARBLE ARMRESTS, BRO!!! Trump Class destroyers??? FUCK YEAH!!!!” Peace out, America. I sincerely loved you. This is breaking my heart every day.

♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫ ♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫

Yep, got my New Year's Eve tickets

Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.

Legendary screen siren and animal rights activist Brigitte Bardot has died at age 91. The alluring former model starred in numerous movies, often playing the highly sexualized love interest. n.pr/3N3Tnhg

Tips to make it through winter: - weather proof your top hats & fanciful wigs - summon a minor fire demon and bind it in a locket - wander the trackless moors and howl into the Void to stay warm - embrace the cold darkness

The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”

you thought marc bolan got lost in his own sauce - patti is fucking SWIRLING here, channeling every rock and roll ghost, lotte lenya, the entire lower east side

deep in the forest i whirl like i did as a little girl let my eyes rise in the sky looking for you 🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸

No one has killed more Nigerian Christians than Trump since he shut down USAID.

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

In courts of law, this is known as consciousness of guilt.

[me after my christmas wish came true] does anyone know how to install two front teeth

Maybe you would feel better if you fucked off.

*my wife comes home from work & sees me in the kitchen wearing an apron, tending to a pot on the oven. i scoop a little bit with a wooden spoon & gently hold one hand underneath as i bring the spoon to her mouth. some light jazz is playing.* this is hot water. what do i do next?

“Righteous violence vented on some brutish lower caste has always been the key to entry into the fraternity of Western nations”. Ta-Nehisi Coates.

Fucking exquisite.

My dream home is a fully restored 1988 Pizza Hut

Not all heroes wear capes.

Thank the freekin gods

only 364 days until christmas

meee luxuriating

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”